Leslie Mann movie quotes

48 quotes from 6 movies

Knocked Up (2007) as Debbie

View Quote [on subject of husbands] You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!

View Quote [to Pete when they look at a sex offender registry website] So I'm the bad guy because I care about protecting our kids from child molesters and mercury? And you're cool because you don't give a shit?

View Quote He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.

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Blockers (2018) as Lisa

View Quote Mitchell: What the hell is that?
Lisa: I have no idea.

View Quote Mitchell: How are we supposed to find them in this place? It’s got, like, 20 rooms.
Hunter: I’m sorry, what the **** are you talking about? “Twenty”? It’s got, like, 200! What? Twenty?
Lisa: Grand Lux Suite is on the top floor.
Hunter: Go, go, go! Move! Hurry, Lisa!

View Quote Julie: Okay, bye, Mom!
Lisa: Okay, bye!
Julie: I love you!
Lisa: Okay, I love you. (She is watching her when she heads off)

All 9 quotes from Lisa »

This is 40 (2012) as Debbie

View Quote I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.

View Quote I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.

View Quote All of a sudden we're a magnet of negativity. What did we do?

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The Other Woman (2014) as Kate

View Quote I swear, every time I look through a set of binoculars, he's got a new mistress.

View Quote Carly Whitten: I can't talk to you until you stop crying.
Kate King: [muffled crying] I want to. Let me just... I'm sorry. I just am sad.
Carly Whitten: Then cry on the inside like a winner.

View Quote Carly Whitten: Between the two of us he has the perfect woman, what else would he need?
Kate King: The one thing we're not giving him: sex.

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The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005) as Nicky

View Quote Nicky: I'm starving, let's get some ****in' french toast!

View Quote [after kissing Andy while driving drunk]
Nicky: That tasted good!
Andy: That tasted like shellfish.

View Quote Nicky: [Driving drunk, nearly hits another car] That ****er came out of nowhere!

All 5 quotes from Nicky »

The Croods: A New Age (2020) as Hope Betterman

View Quote I thought cave people died off years ago.

View Quote Emphasis on the "better".

View Quote I don't know if cave people belong in a modern world.