Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio What?
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
[she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
You see, who needs flying?
Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
You 2 are coming with me.
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Come on, can't we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
S Spoonbill
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
LG Little Green Bird
[panicky]
I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
[battle cry]
Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
But, Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
[flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu]
Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
You got something against dogs?
I do when they're drooling on me.
It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
[he and Pedro fly down towards them]
Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
No, that's not what I meant.
Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
[to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel]
Awkward…
[to Blu and Jewel]
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Hey! That's a little too far.
Make the mean bird take it back!
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
[angrily]
Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
[catches Jewel as she is flying]
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
[as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force]
Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
But I thought you loved Carnaval.
I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
BC Bookstore Customer
Thanks, Linda.
Bye, now. Yes, Mom, I'd to visit. But who would take care of Blu? Mom, they don't have kennel's for parrots. Here's your hot chocolate, Blu.
Just how you like it. Plus, I don't trust leaving Blu with just anyone. No, I don't have a bird-sitter...
[Linda places his hot chocolate in front of him]
Ah. This is the life. [sniffs] The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio. [counting the marshmallows] One, two, three, four, five... [another marshmallow floats to the surface] six. Mmm. [takes a sip of his cocoa]
C Chloe
Well, well, if it isn't my favorite nerd bird.
Very... very funny. Real mature.
A Alice
Hey, pet! Where you migrating to this year, huh? The breakfast nook?
AA Alice and Chloe
[laughing]
[Chloe and Alice laugh and throw another snowball at the window]
Throw all the snowballs you want. I'm protected by this magical force field called glass. It's what keeps us so toasty and warm in here while you guys are out there freezing your...
A Alice
[singsongy]
La, la, la, la, la! [laughing]
[looks up and sees Chloe and Alice showing their behinds to him, making fun]
Classy.
Tulio [gasping]
Arara! Arara! Arara! Ara... [yelling] [groaning]
Tulio [groans] [shivering]
I'm not really built for this weather.
Oh. Are you looking for some books?
Tulio Books? No. [chuckling] No. I have come 6,000 miles looking for him.
Tulio Ooh. He's magnificent. [imitates birdcalls]
Linda, little help here. Linda?
TA Tulio and Blu
[squawking]
Wow. You're actually communicating.
Tulio Yes. Yes. I introduced myself and shook my tail feathers counter-clockwise, thus deffering to his dominance.
I did not get that at all.
Tulio [chuckling]
Oh, no "Doctor," please. Just call me Tulio. You know, your macaw is a very special bird. In fact, as far as we know, Blu is the last male of his kind.
Tulio Yes. And recently, we found a female, and our hope is to bring the two of them together to save their species.
Oh. Well, yeah, sure. When can she come over?
Tulio Oh, no, no, no. She is in Brazil. Blu must come to Rio de Janeiro.
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I never let Blu out of my sight. He needs me.
Tulio Oh, no. You... you misunderstood. It's all arranged. You will be with him every stop of the way. And I will be with you.
Um, look, I know you're doing your job, but I can't... Well, Blu is very particular, and we have our little routine here, and we're not big on travel. Heck, he doesn't fly.
Tulio But, of course he can fly. [takes Blu and inspects him] He's a perfect specimen.
Tulio Don't worry. Their natural instincts always take over.
[He lets Blu go so that he will fly, but falls due to not having enough endurance]
Wait! Wait, wait! No! No!
Tulio Well, almost always.
[grunts]
What kind of doctor are you?
Tulio Perhaps he's too domesticated.
It was very nice of you to stop in and squawk around and throw my bird, but now it's time for you to go.
Tulio Well, I... I'm very sorry. I... I'm very sorry, but... wait, wait. Linda. Linda. [Linda walks him out of the shop] This could be our last chance.
Have a safe flight. [sighs]
Tulio [she shuts her shop door in his face and walks away]
Linda, please, listen to me. If we don't do this, his whole species will be gone. [He throws his business card through the door post flap] Just think about it.
"Natural instincts." [scoffs] There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room. Well, I'll show him. Hmm. [reading a book about flying] I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. I have quadrated my vector angles. I have adjusted for wind shear. Positive reinforcement. Good. Okay. Let's see. Flaps open.[opens his wings] Perfect. Landing gear. [wiggles his claws] Check. Tail flaps. [flaps his tail] Operational. And, actually, not bad. [as he prepares to fly for the first time] This is it. Let's fly. Just keep it simple. Thrust, lift, drag and weight. Thrust, lift, drag, weight. [speeds up to get off the table] Thrust, lift, drag, weight. Thrust, lift, drag... W-w-w-wait! [gets scared and tries to stop himself, but instead falls from the table] [screams] [sighs, screams] Ow!
Blu? [To Blu] I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise? [Blu looks at Linda in worry] I'm scared, too, but I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu?
LA Linda and Blu
[mitate booming explosion]
[she holds out her hand in a punch, Blu touches his beak and punches his claw to her hand in agreement]
That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back before we even know it.
["Let Me Take You to Rio (Blu's Arrival)" plays]
Your turn, Blu. You don't want to get beak-burn.
Whoa! What's going on here?
Tulio You arrived in time for Carnival.
Tulio Yes. It's the biggest party in the world. You know, a time to have fun and dance. [imitates rhythmic drumming]
[laughs]
Oh, my. Is she a performer?
Tulio No. In fact, she's my dentist. Dr. Barbosa!
DB Dentist Barbosa
Oy! Don't forget to floss, Tulio. [laughs]
Tulio You got it! Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that.
♪Oba, la, la, la, ya E, e, ei!♪ E ai? Tudo bom?
Oh. Um, oh, right. Uh, yeah. Aah! Uh... [slowly] [Nico and Pedro approach Blu] I am not from here.
Hey, Nico. He's a tourist.
Funny, you don't look like one.
Except you got pigeon doo-doo on your nose.
[Blu wipes the sun cream from his beak]
Oh, oh, oh, no, this is just SPF 3,000.
So are you here for Carnival?
Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet a... a girl.
Little word of advice: you make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.
Yeah, it's all about swagger. You got to puff out that chest. Mmm! Swing that tail. [makes swishing noise] Eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk. [squawks]
But, first, we got to bust you out.
Yeah! I'm-a pop that cage open like a soda can.
[Pedro tries desperately to break the metal bar on the cage Blu's in]
No, no, no. Whoa! No, no, no, that's okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[grunting]
You call that popping? Whew. This thing's robust.
No, no, no. No, guys., really. I'm fine. This cage is great. Love this cage.
[Pedro, exhausted, stops pounding the metal bar]
Ta bom. Suit yourself. Hey, don't forget-- love hawk. [squawks] [he squawks and flies away with Nico] Bemvindo!
Yes. Yes, bem... [stammers] And... and to you, as well.
[grunts, pants]
Help! Help! Let me out of here! [gasps] Linda!
Tulio No, no. Give it a chance.
[gulps]
Hello? Whoa! Hello? [gasps] Uh... I come in peace. [gasps] Whoa. [as he sets eyes on Jewel for the first time] She's beautiful. [Blu is mesmerized as she flies towards him] What were they talking about? She's... she's like an angel. An angel who's getting really close... Aah! [suddenly Jewel crashes into him]
[to Blu, after she has pinned him down in the bird sanctuary]
Quem é você? Quê que você está fazendo aqui?
[gagging, indistinct babbling]
[Blu tries to speak as Jewel is standing on him with one clawed talon holding his throat]
Quê?
You're standing on my throat.
[she gets off him]
Oh, you're an American.
[clears throat]
Thanks. I need my throat for talking, so thank you.
Oh. Uh, hi. [clears throat] Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese. With the mold on it. You know, that smells really bad. [to himself as he realizes what he's just said] That's stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
All right, come on. We don't have much time.
[chuckles nervously]
Whoa! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. [groans]
For what? [he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating] Oh, oh, wow. Uh, okay. [to himself] Confidence. [inhales] Crazy love hawk.
[Blu tries to kiss Jewel] [smooching]
Whoa. Hey. [She pushes him away] What are you doing?
What? What... what you wanted me to. But, just for argument's sake, uh, what are... what are you doing?
[She points to the air conditioning vent]
Oh. Uh, yeah, escape. That-that's where I was going with that thing I just did.
Wait. W-w-w-wait. Did you actually think we were going to kiss?
No. No-no-no-no. It's not what you think.
Tulio I think they need a little help.
I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird. [just then a disco ball comes down, the lights are dimmed and Lionel Richie's 'Say you, Say me' starts playing]
["Say You Say Me" plays]
Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, huh, you have to admit it's actually a pretty good song. [Jewel gives him a look as he starts singing to the music] Yeah, sing it, Lionel. [screams and yells] [grunting]
[Jewel suddenly jumps onto him] [Linda watches on the monitor as Blu and Jewel struggle, thinking they're mating]
Wow. That was fast.
Tulio Lionel Richie, works every time. We should probably give them privacy.
I'm not sure I should leave Blu here alone.
Tulio Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. Sylvio will keep an eye on them all night. Besides, he's got Jewel.
[screaming and grunting]
Help me! [grunts]
Tulio It was nice of you to join me for dinner. I often eat alone. Oh, uh, because, of course, my work.
[chuckles]
I thought I was the best nut, until I met you.
Tulio Yes. Right. Do you have a favorite bird?
Well, obviously, I'm a blue macaw kind of gal.
Tulio [chuckles]
That makes sense. They are very handsome birds.
Actually, it's the brains I'm more attracted to. I'm not so impressed by fancy feathers.
Tulio I know exactly what you mean. My favorite bird is the spotted owl. I've always been mesmerized by those big, round, intelligent eyes.[he looks at Linda's eyes which are big, round, and intelligent-looking]
SW Second Waiter
Chicken hearts? Flambada!
Oh! Ooh! [chuckles] Chicken hearts. [laughs nervously] Oh, gosh. Ahh! Oh! [blowing]
Tulio Oh. [chuckles] Hello?
[sobbing; Blu and Jewel is gone]
Oh, Blu. We should have never left Moose Lake. [Tulio opens and closes the door] This is all my fault.
Tulio No, no, Linda. Linda, please. [crying after finding out Blu has been taken] This is not your fault.
[sniffles]
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's *your* FAULT!!
Tulio What the...?
With your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well, you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK! [Realizes what she said; covers her mouth] [realizing what she's done] [gasps] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to curse.
Tulio I... I don't understand. Sylvio is the best guard in the business.
PO Police Officer
[Linda and Tulio watch as Sylvio gets questioned by a police officer]
So let me get this straight. You were attacked by a little white bird?
S Sylvio
Yes, with this rag. [he holds up a small white rag] He held it to my mouth like... like this. [muffled babbling]
PO Police Officer
[sniffing] [sighs]
[he holds the rag against his mouth, takes a breath and faints to the ground; the police officer catches the rag, takes a sniff of it and also faints]
We're doomed.
Tulio Ah! Where? [clears throat] Oh!
[gasps]
Wow. I know where your birds are.
You found Blu? Are you sure? [gasps] It's his!
Tulio Let me see that. [babbling] [slurping] Hmm. You're right.
Come on. Let's go. I'll take you to him.
Tulio No, no, no. Linda, Linda, wait. We don't know this boy. We can't trust him.
I have to trust him. I don't have a choice.
Do you think. I am an idiot?
They were two birds, chained together, in a cage. HOW COULD YOU LOSE THEM!
They outsmarted us, boss. But-But don't worry. We'll get them back. I have a plan.
Oh, great. What are you going to do, wander the city calling, "Here, birdie, birdie. Here, birdie"?
Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that. [groans]
Okay. We have to get the birds to the airport tonight.
But it's Carnival. All the roads will be blocked by the parade.
And that's why I wanted to go this morning! Nigel! [Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]
This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.
Yeah, well, if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?
I am putting him in charge.
[to Tipa]
Stop suggesting things!
Go find them nigel. [Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]
Hmm. If we can't get through the parade. We'll have to be in the parade.
Tulio They're starting to close off the streets for Carnival. You better be right, kid, because we're running out of time. [groans] I'll never be able to get my car through this crowd.
LA Linda and Tulio
[yelling]
Tulio Hey, kid! How'd you get this bike?
I traded it for your Jeep.
Tulio What?!
Yeah, it's in great condition.
Tulio Whoa!
Tulio Ow! [screams]
LA Linda and Tulio
[shuttered grunting] [screaming]
Ugh. I'm going to chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon.
Relax. If I know Luiz, we're right where we wanna be.
Hey, Rafi! If it isn't the king of carnival!
Nico! Pedro! What up, family?
Where you been hidin' yourself, bird?
Man, I thought you were dead.
Hold up! Rewind. [going towards Blu] Ain't that the bird from the cage?
I think our love lessons went down smooth.
You was locked up and now you're rollin' up with a hot wing! Woo! I wanna be like you.
Oh, no, no. It's not what you think. We're just uh... chained together.
Hey, I'm not judging you.
Hey, guys. We're looking for Luiz. Have you seen him?
Yeah, I seen him, but you didn't, 'cause you just missed him. He took the trolley back to the garage.
Relax, baby bird. You could catch the next one.
Yeah, it's time to take it to the next level.
What's wrong with this level?
Come on. This ain't the level. The next level's the level. You got to shake your tail feathers.
Uh, we... we got to get this chain off first.
Come on, lovebirds. You're in Rio. You should enjoy it!
Ah. Ooh. Hmm? [laughs] We got 'em.
Tulio Uh... [groans]
What? But... the birds were here.
Tulio Yeah, sure they were, kid.
I swear! The birds were right here.
Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.
I-I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody... I needed the money.
But Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but-- [Before he can finish Tipa and Armando enter]
[chuckling]
Oh, man, that's good.
I just wanted to see if... you had any work for me.
Well, if you were here two hours ago, and you've could've helped us load the... Ow! What?
So, wh-why are you guys dressed for Carnival?
So no one will notice us when we smuggle these b... Ow!
[quietly]
We made a float.
Oh. Oh, a-a float. So, you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? I'm a great dancer.
Can he come? Come on, please? Three's better than two?
[groans]
Oh, fine. We got to hurry, though.
Whoa. I almost forget. I thought it was right here. [grunting] Ah, there it is. Huh. Got it. [chuckles] Let's go.
Can he ride on the plane with us, too? Ow!
Tulio No. We can't let them get on that plane.
You can drive a motorcycle, right?
Tulio Yes. You insult me. Hmm!
LA Linda and Tulio
[gasps]
Tulio Ow... No, I can't... drive a motorcycle. [distorted yelling]
Whoa! It's just like riding a snowmobile! [chuckles]
Tulio [yells]
LM Lead Marmoset
[whimpers]
Papa?
[squeaky]
Oh, no, let me go!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Stop your chirping and talk to me!
No! No! No! I don't know anything! Help!
Mmm... when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack? [he squeezes hard on the little green birds head] Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
[gasps]
They escaped! Went to Luiz.
(Smiles)
They said you were very nice.
Hmm, did they? Well, liar.
[Nigel throws the little green bird and it hits the lead marmoset in the head]
Never send a monkey to do a bird's job. [squawks]
Come on, come on, come on. Where are these guys? [laughs]Yes! Nice! Very nice.
[calls]
Marcel! Yoo-hoo! Marcel! [clucking like a chicken]
We're a chicken! Cluck, cluck! [chuckling, laughing](He dresses up as egg) Come on, Fernando, dance! [clucking]
Excuse me. Um... [clears throat] Coming through. Watch your feet.
GG Gate Guard
Go ahead. Come in. Wait. Stop, please. Performers only.
Tulio Huh? [gasps softy] [chuckles quietly] Wow! [dressed in a macaw costume; looks in a mirror and makes bird noises] Cyanopsitta Spixi. [squawking] Oh! Oh! [squawking]
Tulio Oh! [nervous chuckle] Linda. I was just, uh...
["Say You, Say Me" plays]
I look ridiculous, don't I?
Tulio [groaning]
Tulio [giggles]
Oh! The parade, it's about to start.
GG Gate Guard
Okay. Boa noite. Go ahead.
Tulio [whispers]
Okay, just follow my lead. Act naturally. [squawking]
LA Linda and Tulio
[squawking] [squawking continues]
Tulio Are you okay?
Tulio Come on. Blu?
Tulio [squawks]
SS Samba School Director
[speaking Portuguese]
What? W-Wait, wait, no, no, no. I am looking for a blue bird. B-Birdo?
SS Samba School Director
Que e que e "birdo"?
SS Samba School Director
[continues in Portuguese]
Oh. Okay. Wait! What are you doing? Tulio! Hey! Let me out!
Tulio [squawking] [coughing]
Whoa, whoa!
Tulio! [gasps] Oh... this is not good. This is not good. This is... Cheese and sprinkles.
C Crowd
[singing samba song, percussion dress up parade booming]
Okay, you can bring me down now! I think we're done here!
[In rhythm]
Hey! Hey! [grunting in rhythm]
Ha-ha! I think they like my moves! Ha-ha! Hey. Keep dancing egg-boy!
You'll never find him. He's already gone.
Oh, I don't need to find him. He'll find you.
Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
SS Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Tulio Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola!
Tulio Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
SS Samba School Director
[groans]
Tulio What?
SS Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
Tulio [gasps]
Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
SS Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
Tulio What?!
There they are, that's the float!
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
[grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]
Hey, Jewel?
I'm gonna let you out of here.
No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Uh... I think he means us.
[sighs]
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[Chuckles]
Yes! Well done Nigel.
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
[on top of a carnival float]
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]