Not cool, man! Scary, but not cool. Hey, are you okay?
[She starts throwing herself at the cage bars]
No, I am definitely not okay!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. What are you doing?
Getting out of here. [grunts]
Are you going to help me or what?
Actually, all the survival guides say to sit and wait... Ow! ...and help will come.
[She throws herself more violently at the cage]
Whoa!
We are on our own, and if we just sit here, we're going to die!
M Men
[Sportscast plays in Portuguese]
No!
Nigel, get out of the way!
[as Jewel is continuing to throw herself around the cage]
Stop, stop. Why don't you just open the door? [he slides open the cage door with his beak]
[panting]
Are you kidding me?
What? It's just a standard flip slide bolt. Just rotate...
Come on! Let's fly! [screams] [Jewel flies out of the cage and grabs hold of Blu, but Blu grabs the cage with his beak] What are you doing?
[Marcel's men open the door to catch them in the act of escaping and Blu lets go of the cage] [gasps]
[gasps]
Whoa! I can't fly!
[they both fall onto a washline and start sliding across it]
You couldn't tell me this before now?
It didn't matter before now! [muffled grunting]
JA Jewel and Blu
[they crash into a wall] [holler, grunt]
[after they crash land to the ground]
Is there anything else I need to know?
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak. And once in a while, I pee in the birdbath. Happy?
We got to get out of here!
Move! Come on, just move! Move!
JA Jewel and Blu
[gasping and grunting]
[as they're trying to get away from Marcel's men]
Wait. Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg. [he starts leading the way walking]
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I got it.
Inside, outside, inside, outside!
JA Jewel and Blu
[panting]
[Jewel and Blu are running away from Nigel] [as they are running away from Marcel's men] [panting] [she and Blu are running away from Nigel]
Oh, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly.
Actually, there are about 40 species of flightless birds.
[notices a box]
Duck!
Blu No, ducks can fly.
[notices a crate]
No! Duck! [referring to them ducking under a cart they're about to encounter]
JA Jewel and Blu
[hollering]
[speaking Portuguese on TV]
[groaning]
Get out of here, you putrid poultry! [groans] Ahh! Ow! Ah!
M Monkey
[shrieks, chitters]
LT Lady Tourist
Oh, what an adorable monkey.
M Monkey
[chittering] [hooting]
["Funky Monkey" plays] [grunting] [hooting]
Hello, boys. Seems like you've had a busy day.
[laughs]
What, this? [Referring to all the stuff they've stolen from tourists] This is just some stuff we found. Right, boys? Yeah.
[The crowd of monkeys all agree]
I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks. Your burgled baubles bore me. There are two blue macaws out there, and I need your multitude of eyes to help me find them.
Oh, yeah? What's in it for us? [chuckles]
Well, that's a fair question.
[He suddenly takes the lead marmoset and flies high into the sky] [screaming]
[Nigel drops him] [screaming] [frantic hooting]
I certainly see your point.
[To the lead marmoset as he's falling down]
But what could I possibly do for you in return? Hmm?
[while falling]
Save me! SAVE ME!
Oh! Well, that's a thought, yeah. But is it enough? I don't want to feel like I'm cheating you.
Ahh! Help me! Help me! Help me! We'll do it! We'll do it! Save me, please. Save me!
[Just before he hits the ground, he stops as Nigel catches him]
All right, you've twisted my wing. Deal. Now then, anymore questions?
[The group of monkeys remain silent]
No? Good. You will spread out and you will find these macaws by the end of the day, or it's flying lessons for everyone! Go!
[The group of monkeys all scream with fright and run off]
Go do your monkey business.
What? But... the birds were here.
Yeah, sure they were, kid.
I swear! The birds were right here.
Because I'm-- I'm the one who took them.
I-I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody... I needed the money.
But Fernando, I trusted you!
I know, but-- [Before he can finish Tipa and Armando enter]
[chuckling]
Oh, man, that's good.
I just wanted to see if... you had any work for me.
Well, if you were here two hours ago, and you've could've helped us load the... Ow! What?
So, wh-why are you guys dressed for Carnival?
So no one will notice us when we smuggle these b... Ow!
[quietly]
We made a float.
Oh. Oh, a-a float. So, you guys are going to the parade. Can I come? I'm a great dancer.
Can he come? Come on, please? Three's better than two?
[groans]
Oh, fine. We got to hurry, though.
Whoa. I almost forget. I thought it was right here. [grunting] Ah, there it is. Huh. Got it. [chuckles] Let's go.
Can he ride on the plane with us, too? Ow!
No. We can't let them get on that plane.
You can drive a motorcycle, right?
LA Linda and Tulio
[gasps]
Ow... No, I can't... drive a motorcycle. [distorted yelling]
Whoa! It's just like riding a snowmobile! [chuckles]
LM Lead Marmoset
[whimpers]
Papa?
[squeaky]
Oh, no, let me go!
[grabs hold of a tiny green bird]
Stop your chirping and talk to me!
No! No! No! I don't know anything! Help!
Mmm... when I bite down on your head, will it go pop? Or will it go crack? [he squeezes hard on the little green birds head] Where are the cerulean birds? That means blue, by the way.
[gasps]
They escaped! Went to Luiz.
(Smiles)
They said you were very nice.
Hmm, did they? Well, liar.
[Nigel throws the little green bird and it hits the lead marmoset in the head]
Never send a monkey to do a bird's job. [squawks]
Come on, come on, come on. Where are these guys? [laughs]Yes! Nice! Very nice.
[calls]
Marcel! Yoo-hoo! Marcel! [clucking like a chicken]
We're a chicken! Cluck, cluck! [chuckling, laughing](He dresses up as egg) Come on, Fernando, dance! [clucking]
Excuse me. Um... [clears throat] Coming through. Watch your feet.
GG Gate Guard
Go ahead. Come in. Wait. Stop, please. Performers only.
Huh? [gasps softy] [chuckles quietly] Wow! [dressed in a macaw costume; looks in a mirror and makes bird noises] Cyanopsitta Spixi. [squawking] Oh! Oh! [squawking]
Oh! [nervous chuckle] Linda. I was just, uh...
["Say You, Say Me" plays]
I look ridiculous, don't I?
[giggles]
Oh! The parade, it's about to start.
GG Gate Guard
Okay. Boa noite. Go ahead.
[whispers]
Okay, just follow my lead. Act naturally. [squawking]
LA Linda and Tulio
[squawking] [squawking continues]
SS Samba School Director
[speaking Portuguese]
What? W-Wait, wait, no, no, no. I am looking for a blue bird. B-Birdo?
SS Samba School Director
Que e que e "birdo"?
SS Samba School Director
[continues in Portuguese]
Oh. Okay. Wait! What are you doing? Tulio! Hey! Let me out!
[squawking] [coughing]
Whoa, whoa!
Tulio! [gasps] Oh... this is not good. This is not good. This is... Cheese and sprinkles.
C Crowd
[singing samba song, percussion dress up parade booming]
Okay, you can bring me down now! I think we're done here!
[In rhythm]
Hey! Hey! [grunting in rhythm]
Ha-ha! I think they like my moves! Ha-ha! Hey. Keep dancing egg-boy!
You'll never find him. He's already gone.
Oh, I don't need to find him. He'll find you.
Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
SS Samba School Director
Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola!
Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
SS Samba School Director
[groans]
SS Samba School Director
Rebola! Rebola!
Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
[gasps]
Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
[Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival]
Blu! Blu! We found her!
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
SS Samba School Director
[shouts in Portuguese]
I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
There they are, that's the float!
Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
[grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly]
Hey, Jewel?
I'm gonna let you out of here.
No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Uh... I think he means us.
[sighs]
Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
[Chuckles]
Yes! Well done Nigel.
Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
[on top of a carnival float]
I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]
