Jewel
Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu
Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio
What?
...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel
Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu
Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel
Duck!
Blu
No, ducks can fly.
Jewel
No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu
You see, who needs flying?
Jewel
Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu
Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Rafael
Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu
What?!
Rafael
Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Rafael
Fun, right?
Blu
Yeah… fun…
You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel
In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu
Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Rafael
Come on, can't we all just get along?
This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
AND US!
Pedro
Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
Pedro
Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
How do you know?
Fernando
Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
You?!
Fernando
I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando
I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
Rafael
Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu
That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel
Okay...
Jewel
Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
Luiz
You got something against dogs?
Jewel
I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz
It's a medical condition.
Jewel
Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu
Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel
I...
Nico
Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel
I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu
What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel
No, that's not what I meant.
Blu
Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel
Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro
Awkward…
Rafael
Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu
You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Pedro
Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico
Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu
Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel
Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael
No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
Nigel
Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel
Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel
Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel
Let go of me!
Pedro
Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
Nico
What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
Pedro
"Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Nico
Blu, help!
Pedro
Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu
Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael
I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu
But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael
I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
Rafael
Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro
She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael
Come on!
Blu
Let's go get Jewel.
