Captain Caveman [meeting Scooby-Doo and Brian Crown / Blue Falcon]
Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.
Played by Tracy Morgan 
Scoob! (2020) · 126 quotes
Scoob! (2020) · 126 quotes
In 8 of the 126 quotes from Scoob! (2020)
Most scenes with: Scooby-Doo (2), Brian Crown / Blue Falcon (2)
I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
More lines from Captain Caveman
5 quotes Captain Caveman Captain Caveman You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!! [flies down and struck Brian Crown / Blue Falcon with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground] I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian Crown / Blue Falcon, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
Captain Caveman Who's your captain? (Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!)
Captain Caveman Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby-Doo launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [pulls the string and spins Scooby-Doo] Spin it to win it!
Captain Caveman [spots at the Mystery Machine]
Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires at him sending a wall inside] Whatever wheels are!
Scenes with Captain Caveman
2 scenes Captain Caveman [As Scooby and Brian continue to find the third Cerberus skull, they encounter Captain Caveman]
Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.
Uh, we understand you perfectly.
Captain Caveman Oh, word? No disrespect. So, what brings you guys to Mystery Island?
We're looking for a skull.
Yeah, it's about a yea high and full of sharp, pointy teeth.
Captain Caveman You mean the slaghoople?
Both
Um, sure.
Captain Caveman Why didn't you say so? Follow me. And mind the pterodactyl droppings.
Captain Caveman [A pterodactyl poops as it flies by and the poop lands in front of them, much to Scooby and Brian's disgust]
But if you get some on you, rub it in. It's just like lotion.
Young Shaggy
[A holographic person pushes a tray labeled, "For Incineration", with two canisters and Scooby's collar. Shaggy grabs the collar and gazes at it with a sad whistful expression. A flashback shows his young self putting the collar on puppy Scooby, then hugging him]
I'll never leave you. No matter what.
[In the present, Shaggy continues to stare sadly at Scooby's collar in his hands. He hears a horn honking and puts the collar in his pocket. Outside, Fred waves from the Mystery Machine]
Hey!
Shaggy?
Fred!
Shaggy! [hugs him]
How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?
Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?
No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.
Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.
Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]
Captain Caveman [Scooby and Brian followed Captain Caveman to the arena]
As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]
Brian, we found the last skull!
Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.
Captain Caveman Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.
You?
Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
Doesn't sound heroic.
Captain Caveman Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.
Captain Caveman [He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]
All right now, let's get our fight on!
Captain Caveman [The caveman group gasp in shock]
Little?! Did you just call me little?!
No, he said big.
I did call you little, pipsqueak.
He said big squeak.
Captain Caveman You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
Captain Caveman [He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]
I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.
Cavewomen Cheerleaders
Ra ra, ra ra ra!
What do I do?!
Use the suit thingies!
Captain Caveman [lands on the piece of the wall]
Who's your captain?
Cavewomen Cheerleaders
Captain Caveman!
Captain Caveman [Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]
Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!
I want my Raggy!
[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]
You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
On it.
[as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off]
Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]
Captain Caveman I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
Look out!
Captain Caveman [Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]
Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
Raggy? How'd you get here?
No, let me go first. Scoob-
Fred brought it, but that's not important.
[puzzled]
How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]
I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…
[in Dastardly's voice; laughs]
Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]
That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]
If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]
RAGGY!!!!
SCOOBY!!!!
Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.
[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]
Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?
Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
Well, good thing we have one!
Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]
There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed they shocked] [groans and drops Fred]
I hate it when I'm right.
We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
Other characters in Scoob!
Scooby-Doo
Frank Welker
Fred Jones
Zac Efron
Dick Dastardly
Jason Isaacs
Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Brian Crown / Blue Falcon
Mark Wahlberg
Daphne Blake
Amanda Seyfried
Velma Dinkley
Gina Rodriguez
Dee Dee Skyes
Kiersey Clemons
Dynomutt
Ken Jeong
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell
Muttley
Officer Jaffe
Christina Hendricks
