Tracy Morgan movie quotes

View Quote [meeting Scooby-Doo and Brian Crown / Blue Falcon] Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.

View Quote [spots at the Mystery Machine] Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires at him sending a wall inside] Whatever wheels are!

View Quote Who's your captain? (Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!)

View Quote Deborah, are you okay? How many hooves am I holding up?

View Quote [to Cyrus] After all that, it is a baby shower. You were right the whole time.

View Quote [to Thaddeus and Rufus] LOOK WITH YOUR EYES!

View Quote I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. WOO HOO! [jumps in RC car over toys] But I love it.

View Quote Speckles: Hello, Darwin.
Darwin: Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?
Speckles: I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.
Juarez: Speckles.
Blaster: I can't believe the mole was the mole.

View Quote Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.
Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.
[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]
Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.
Hurley: Roll down the window.
Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!

View Quote Jewel: Is there anything else I need to know?
Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath! Happy?
Linda: You're right. It's not my fault. [She puts on her glasses and lashes out at Tulio] It's your fault...
Tulio: What?
Linda: ...with your little bird talk and that whole "saves the species". Well you know what? SQUAWK, SQUAWKETY, SQUAWK, SQUAWK!!! [realizes what she said; gasps; covers her mouth] I'm sorry, I didn't mean to curse.
Jewel: [she and Blu are running away from Nigel] Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly!
Blu: Actually, there are 40 species of flightless birds.
Jewel: [notices a crate] Duck!
Blu: No, ducks can fly.
Jewel: No, duck! [Blu notices a crate]
Blu: You see, who needs flying?
Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... is freedom, and... and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?
Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.
Blu: Yeah, sounds great. It's not like we're just throwing ourselves off of a mountain… right?
Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
Blu: What?!
Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA, and if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
Man on glider: No, no, wait, wait! [screams] Mommy!
Rafael: Fun, right?
Blu: Yeah… fun…
Mauro: You 2 are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams. [spits on the ground]
Blu: Yeah! [tries to spit too, but it sticks to his beak; wipes it off] That was meant for you.
Rafael: Come on, can't we all just get along?
Mauro: This isn't your fight, Big Nose!
[The marmosets laugh, until one bird grabs Mauro's arm and glares at him.]
Spoonbill: You mess with my friends, you mess with me.
Other Birds: AND US!
Pedro: Yeah, little King Kong! [The marmosets and birds have an intense stare-off]
Little Green Bird: [panicky] I don't know what's going on here! [flies off]
Pedro: [battle cry] Birds versus monkeys! [The birds charge in.]
Linda: How do you know?
Fernando: Because I'm... I'm the one who took them.
Linda: You?!
Fernando: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I needed the money.
Linda: But, Fernando, I trusted you!
Fernando: I know, but– [Before he can finish, Tipa and Armando enter]
Rafael: [flying alongside the trolley, whispering to Blu] Down here! Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes."
Blu: That's good, great idea! [to Jewel; confidently] I have beautiful eyes.
Jewel: Okay...
Jewel: Whoa, whoa, wait. Luiz... is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition.
[As she is happily flying, Jewel notices Blu walking away sadly]
Jewel: Hey, where you going? [Blu ignores her and keeps on walking] Blu? [Blu stops walking] Blu, what's wrong?
Blu: Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest, I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned.
Jewel: I...
Nico: [he and Pedro fly down towards them] Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go!
Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
Blu: What, that you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him] Great, I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Jewel: No, that's not what I meant.
Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going.
Jewel: Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly.
Pedro: [to Nico as they watch Blu and Jewel] Awkward…
Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel] Okay, okay. You know what? It's just good. Just clear the air, just be completely honest with each other.
Blu: You want honesty? [to Rafael and Jewel] Fine, fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to even come here in the first place. [stammers] And... and... and you know what? I hate samba! [Jewel and Rafael gasps, and Nico starts crying into Pedro's wing]
Pedro: Hey! That's a little too far.
Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Blu: Yeah, I said it. Every song sounds exactly the same! [sings] "Tico, taco ya-ya-ya. Tico, taco ya-ya-ya!" [groans] I'm "tico-taco" out of here.
Jewel: [angrily] Fine! See you around, pet! [starts flying away from Blu]
Rafael: No, no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together. You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure, they both die at the end, but you get my point! Oh, young love. Always so melodramatic. [to Nico and Pedro] All right, boys. Go after her. [starts flying to Blu] Blu, come back here, come on!
Nigel: [catches Jewel as she is flying] Going somewhere, pretty bird?
Jewel: Oh, yeah! I was just on my way to claw your eyes out! [punches Nigel in the face; Nico and Pedro see Nigel get a hold of Jewel]
Nigel: Temper, temper. Now come along, my dear. We're going to a parade, and everybody loves a parade! [flies away with Jewel]
Jewel: Let go of me!
Pedro: [as he, along with Nico, watch Nigel take Jewel by force] Hey, get back here! Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it! It's on! [starts punching the air]
Nico: What are you... on?! Did you see the talons on that guy?!
Pedro: "Talons"? Maybe, it's on... next time. [he and Nico turn and fly away] RALFIEEEE!
Nico: Blu, help!
Pedro: Help! [cut on Blu walking to Linda, while Rafael starts following him]
Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't Carnaval that way?
Rafael: I'm not going to Carnaval. No, I'm going home.
Blu: But I thought you loved Carnaval.
Rafael: I do, but I love my family much more, and that's a choice I made with this. [points to Blu's heart] Not with this. [points to Blu's head (or brain)]
Rafael: [Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let's go get Jewel.

View Quote Rafael: Luiz! Are you here? Luiz? Hey, buddy. I got some friends I want you to meet.
Luiz: [vicious barking]
Pedro and Nico: Aah!
Jewel and Blu: Aah! Inside! Outside! Inside Outside! [grunts]
Blu: [whimpering] [disgusted groan]
Luiz: [laughing] I got you's good!
Jewel and Blu: What?
Luiz: I could've ripped your throats out, but I didn't. [slurps] But I could've.
Rafael: [laughs] Hey, Luiz! Stop scaring my friends.
Luiz: Hey, Rafie! Come here! Where you been?
Rafael: [grunts]
Luiz: You look good.
Jewel: W-W-Wait. Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got something against dogs?
Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
Luiz: [slurps] It's a medical condition.
Rafael: No, no, hey, amigo, we really need you.
Luiz: She's mean, bro.
Rafael: Luiz, come on, please, please. We need your help.
Luiz: Hmm. [slurps] I think I know what to do.
Blu: Uh, are you sure this is safe?
Luiz: Oh, sure. There's nothing to it. [muffled, echoing] Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud. Because I hear too good with this thing on. Hey, Raffie! Get the switch, please.
Rafael: Don't worry. He's a professional. [grunts]
Blu: [gasps]
Nico: [whimpering]
Luiz: Now, try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing, either!
Blu and Jewel: [gasping]
Blu: [gasping] [deep, distorted yelling] [distorted yelling continues] Whoa!
Rafael: [grunting]
Luiz: Hey! Where'd you go?
Blu: Whoa...!
Jewel: [gasps]
All: [strained grunting]
[As he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot]
Blu and Jewel: [grunts]
Luiz: [grunting, spits]
Blu: [as he swipes Luiz's drool off his foot] Ugh! Ew, gross. [gasps] But I'm free. [realizing he's freed from his chain] Jewel! Jewel, we're free! Slimy, but free. Contaminated, probably. But free! You believe it's finally...
[Jewel suddenly flies past him, laughing with joy]
Jewel: Ha-ha! [whooping]
Blu: ...over.
Jewel: Oh, yeah! Whoo! Wah-hah! Come on, guys, let's go!
Nico: What are we standing around for? It's Carnival!
Pedro: [whooping]
Nico, Pedro and Rafael: [whooping, shouting happily]
All: [whooping, laughing]
Rafael: Beautiful!
Pedro: Oh, yeah!
Jewel: [shouts happily]
[As Blu sadly watches Jewel, Nico, Pedro and Rafael fly around in the sky with joy]
Luiz: Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off. Huh? [slurps] [Blu remains silent] Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty.
Jewel: [laughing] ♪ I'm flying flying just like a bird! ♪
Nico: Jewel, but you are a bird.

View Quote Luiz: Ha-ha! This is the spit! [as they arrive at carnival to find Jewel] Yeah, baby! Now I can get my freak on!
Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later. [gasps] Come on!
Luiz: Out of my way, people!
Guy: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Man: [gasps]
Rafael: All right, guys, I'll fly ahead and look for Jewel. Hello, ladies.
Pedro: Mr. Big Nose! Hold up!
Linda: Uh...
Samba School Director: Rebola, rebola, rebola!
Linda: What?
Women: Rebola!
Tulio: Linda! Excuse me. Excuse me. Linda! [gasps] Linda! [speaking Portuguese]
Samba School Director: Rebola!
Linda: In English!
Tulio: Linda, Linda! You've got to shake your tushy!
Linda: No! We don't shake our tushies in Minnesota!
Samba School Director: [groans]
Luiz: [barking]
Women: [yelling]
Luiz: Hot dog! Coming through!
Linda: [grunts] [gasps] Blu!
Luiz: [barking]
Linda: Tulio! Tulio! I saw Blu!
Tulio: What?
Samba School Director: Rebola! Rebola!
Linda: Hold on, Blu! I'm coming for you!
Tulio: [gasps] Meu Deus! [My Gosh!]
Linda: Whoa! Oh! Oh! Blu! Blu!
Blu: Linda! Linda? Wait!
All: [gasping]
Rafael: [Blu and Linda have just noticed each other at the carnival] Blu! Blu! We found her!
Pedro: She's on some, like, weird chicken float.
Rafael: Come on!
Blu: Let's go get Jewel.
Linda: Wait! Blu! Where are you going?
Man: Ow!
Men: [grunting]
Linda: Whoo!
Man: Aha!
Linda: [laughs] Ahh!
Crowd: [cheering]
Samba School Director: [shouts in Portuguese]
Linda: I saw Blu! He's riding on a bulldog!
Tulio: What?!
Luiz: [barking] [panting]
Blu: There they are, that's the float!
Luiz: Whoo! That float is a crime in itself! Oh!
Blu: [grunting]
Man: [shouting in Portuguese]
Luiz: [snarling]
Linda: There he is!
Blu: [grunts] [in the smugglers' float] [quietly] Hey, Jewel?
Jewel: Blu!
Blu: I'm gonna let you out of here.
Jewel: No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is...
[Suddenly Nigel attacks Blu and throws him in a cage]
Nigel: Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree.
Blu: Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me.
Pedro: Woo-hoo! You hear that, guys?
[Blu sees that Nigel has replaced Rafael, Nico, & Pedro in a cage nearby]
Pedro: We're saved! That's right! That's right. That's right.
Nico: Uh... I think he means us.
Pedro: Oh.
Nigel: [sighs] Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing.
Marcel: [Chuckles] Yes! Well done Nigel.
Women: [gasps]
Linda: Oh! Oh! Out of the way! Sorry. Wait! Wait!
Tipa: Whoo-hoo! We actually made it! Hey, Marcel! Can we do this again next year? Please? Please? Could I drive next year, too?
Linda: Wait! Come back! [panting] Get in!
Luiz: [on top of a carnival float] I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down! Ah-ah! Woo-hoo! [starts dancing]