Hurley [first lines during the Jerry Bruckheimer Films logo]
Hey! Slow down! Whoa-ah! [lightning strikes the tree, frightening him] WHOA! That is not cool!
Hurley Don't pay any attention to him. He's a quarter ferret.
B Bucky
I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.
Hurley Then why are you marked down?
B Bucky
I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.
Hurley This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.
Hurley My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.
[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]
Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.
Hurley Roll down the window.
These things don't have windows, Hurley!
Hurley I love the smell of Napalm in the morning! Don't pay any attention to him, he's a quarter ferret.
B Bucky
I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.
Hurley Then why are you marked down?
B Bucky
I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.
Hurley This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at the U.C.L.A..
B Bucky
The mice are on sale, everybody's on sale.
Hurley Bucky, enough with the line already.
B Bucky
We agree this was my zone. We all agree that, right?
Hurley Bucky, the mice will agree to anything. You guys are all idiots, right?
B Bucky
Oh, yeah? Fine!
[Bucky mutters angrily as he enters his house]
[After destroying the robot]
Darwin, over here!
Hang on! [pulling the motionless Hurley out of the wreckage] I got him. I got him.
I can't hold it much longer. Ow!
No, Hurley. No, not you, Hurley.
Look, he landed next to his cake.
[Hurley drops his piece of cake]
No.
No, no. This is all my fault.
[tearfully]
He was my man.
Hurley, wake up, pal. Listen, I just… I just wanted you to know you were as good as anyone out there today. I don't know what they call it back at the pet shop, but out here, we… Well, we call it being a hero. All you ever wanted was a family. I've never gotta tell you this, but… I'd be proud… [fights back tears] …proud to call you my brother. (Goodbye.)
[Hurley's nose twitches] (Huh?)
Hey, I think I saw his nose twitch.
Hurley [Darwin holds the piece of cake over Hurley's nose, causing it to twitch again] [coughing]
Hurley Did you mean it when you called me "brother"?
Not exactly. (Well,) I was just… That was like a figurative… [sighs] You bet I did.
Hurley Brother. I have a brother! This is great!
