5th most-quoted character in The Replacements (2000): in 4 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Shane Falco (3), Coach Jimmy McGinty (2)
Daniel Bateman Yeah?
Remember what I said about not hitting redshirts in practice?
Bateman Yeah.
Forget about it.
Bateman Ok.
Hey Martell. [punches him]
Bateman Yaaaah! [Fight breaks out during which Danny beats up Eddie Martell, who's wearing a red shirt]
Bateman Oh shit! I forgot the whole red shirt thing! This games confusing.
Bateman Like a street light, right?
Yeah.
Bateman Get on up (offering Falcon a hand up)
I think I'm just going to lie here for a moment and collect my thoughts.
Daniel Bateman Work shit out, right?
You'll be glad he's on your side.
Yes, very.
Danny, I need that ball.
Daniel Bateman You need the ball.
Get me the ball.
Daniel Bateman Get you ball.
I sure hope he doesn't kill somebody.
Lighten up, Falco. It's not like he can hear what I'm saying.
I can.
What's it say?
"There's one good thing about being deaf; it makes it easier to ignore the assholes." [Murphy taps Martel on the chest and points to him; Falco translates the sign language] "You..." [Murphy makes a circle with his left hand and wiggles his right index finger in it] "Asshole."
Heh, that's funny. [Martel sucker punches Falco. Replacement players start to stand up, while Murphy starts to confront Martel, when Shane stands up again]
Hey, it's cool! It's cool! [To Martel] You've had enough?
Look at this guy. You've got balls, Falco. You've got shit for brains, but you have balls.
Well, thank you. [To Bateman, who's by the jukebox] Hey Danny! Remember what I told you about redshirts in practice?
Bateman Yeah.
Forget about it.
Bateman Ok...
Hey Martell. [punches him]
Bateman Yaaaah! [Fight breaks out during which Danny beats up Martel, who's wearing a red shirt]
