Clifford Franklin Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.
4th most-quoted character in The Replacements (2000): in 6 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Coach Jimmy McGinty (2), Shane Falco (2), Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff (2)
The football's like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin's the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin's the only man comin' down wid it.
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Clifford Franklin [to an opposing player]
Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho!
Scenes with Clifford Franklin
2 scenes
Woman Reporter
(Running to catch up with McGinty heading to the locker room for halftime)
Coach, what will Washington need to get back into this game?
Woman Reporter
Can you elaborate?
Woman Reporter
(comes to a halt)
So with a word, Coach McGinty says Washington will need to have heart to get back into this ball game.
Eddie Martell
We have a game to win. Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers!
Martell
Hi Shane, how are ya, now get the HELL OUT OF MY LOCKER ROOM!
Coach?
What the hell took you so long?
Traffic. [players cheer him on]
Suit up!
Martell
What?! O'Niel will fire your ass!
It won't be the first time!
Martell
This is bullshit. I'm going to put an end to it right now. (heads for the locker room exit)
(Pulling his shirt off, spitting into his right hand, and faces Martell)
Come and get some then, you big fatty!
Martell
(Martell chuckles at Nigel in front of him but the grin disappears as the whole team moves to surround him.)
This doesn't change anything, Falco. I'm an All-Pro quarterback. I've got TWO Super Bowl rings! You'll never be more than a replacement player.
I can live with that.
Clifford Franklin [refers to Martell]
Will somebody please, please get this asshole out of here?
[As the crowd sings "Ole Ole Ole," Nigel Gruff has second thoughts about the goal kick]
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry Shane, I can't kick it. I took 50,000 quid and pissed it all on the track.
What do you mean?
They're gonna take my pub away from me. It's all I've got, Shane!
Unnamed Forward
Come on, Shane!
[At halftime, in the Sentinels' locker room, losing to Dallas 17-0)
Clifford Franklin I ran it just like you said! You just underthrew me!
Eddie Martel This isn't a track meet, asshole, you have to look for the ball!
Franklin You better back off, man.
Martel You-!
Hey, hey! [To Martel] I'll pull you off the field, you spoiled little punk.
Martel And who do you think O'Neill's going to side with: some burned out old coach, or somebody who puts fans in the stands?
Leo Pilachowski [Players separate them]
Hey, what do you think you're doing?! We got a game to play!
Martel Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers!
Martell
Hi Falco, it's great to see ya, now get the hell out of MY LOCKER ROOM!
Coach?
What the hell took you so long?
Traffic. [players cheer him on]
Suit up!
Martell
What?! [To McGinty] O'Neil will fire your ass!
It won't be the first time!
Martell
This is bullshit. I'm going to put an end to this right now. [heads for the locker room exit]
Come and get some then! [Pulling his shirt off, spitting into his right hand, and faces Martell] You big fairy!
Martell
[chuckles at Nigel but the grin disappears as the whole team moves to surround him.]
This doesn't change anything, Falco. I'm an All-Pro quarterback. I've got [points two fingers at him] TWO Super Bowl rings! And you'll never be more than a replacement player.
Yeah... [looks at McGinty] yeah, I can live with that. [team applauds]
Franklin [refers to Martell]
My brothers, will somebody please, PLEASE get this asshole out of here?
[Andre Jackson leads players in shoving Martell out]
