Evolution (2001) · 9 quotes
All she needs is a good humping. [mocks Reed while "demonstrating" sex] Oh Ira! I-i-i-i-ra...OOOH IRA!
Harry Block
Keep your chin up. You know she wanted to give you some, didn't you?
Ira Kane
Were you even in that courtroom?
Block
Getting barbecued like baby back ribs? It's all foreplay, baby.
Kane
Oh, we've been hit!
Block
Forget the foreplay. We just got screwed!
Ira Kane
Hey, cool. Snag one.
Harry Block
Snag one?
Kane
Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
Block
I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.
What do we do?
We might have to amputate.
Saw.
Harry Block
Whoa, Doc, don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.
Ira Kane
Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.
Wait, doctor, look.
Ooh. [looks in bug inside, crawling] It's headed for his testicles.
Block
Take it, take it! Take the leg!!
Wait, wait, wait!
Block
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's going the other way.
Alright, give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon.
How are you going in?
Rectally.
Harry
NOOOO!
I'll get the lubricant.
There's no time for lubricant.
Harry
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!
Harry Block
Wayne! I think we've established that "Ca-caw, ca-caw" and "Tookie, tookie" don't work.
Right. Sorry. [starts singing into the mike] You are so beautiful to me.
Ira Kane
Step back, Harry, I'm gonna shoot him.
Block
Uh-uh, stand down. I'm taking this one out myself.
You are so beautiful to me.
Block
Wayne, would you please stop? You're embarrassing me.
Ira Kane
Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College.
Harry Block
Harry Block, United States Geological Survey.
Wayne Grey. Did some chemistry in high school.
