[An alien fly is inside Harry Block and the surgeons debate on how to remove it] Dr. Allison Reed : What do we do? Dr. Paulson : We might have to amputate. Nurse Tate : Saw. Harry Block : Whoa, Doc, don't take my leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg. Ira Kane : Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete. Nurse Tate : Wait, doctor, look. Paulson : Ooh. [looks in bug inside, crawling] It's headed for his testicles. Block : Take it, take it! Take the leg!! Reed : Wait, wait, wait! Block : No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Reed : It's going the other way. Paulson : Alright, give me some forceps. I might be able to catch it in his colon. Reed : How are you going in? Paulson : Rectally. Harry : [squealing] NOOOO! Tate : I'll get the lubricant. Paulson : There's no time for lubricant. Harry : THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!

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