Jon Favreau movie quotes

View Quote 'll have a scotch on the rocks. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course.

View Quote 've been here for six months; all 've got to show for it is black lung.

View Quote Like a Las Vegas waitress is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. It's like 'm trying to show off to her. I may as well have said 'let me jump your ignorant bones'.

View Quote "As your attorney in this matter, I advise you to marry the woman immediately."

View Quote "Do you or do you not concede that there are alligators in the sewers? Please answer the question."

View Quote "There are alligators in the sewers! Don't ride my ass about the alligators. I got a friend in Sanitation, okay? He's seen them!"

View Quote [as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
Buddy: It's a pet!
Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!
[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile; Mr. Weenie sighs] Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
Elliot: Wow.

View Quote Reilly: Yo, O'Toole!
O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.
O'Toole: Huh?
Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
O'Toole: Oh.
Reilly: Rookie.

View Quote Reilly: [About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!

View Quote [repeated line] I had a brother!

View Quote Hurley: [first lines during the Jerry Bruckheimer Films logo] Hey! Slow down! Whoa-ah! [lightning strikes the tree, frightening him] WHOA! That is not cool!
Hurley: Don't pay any attention to him. He's a quarter ferret.
Bucky: I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.
Hurley: Then why are you marked down?
Bucky: I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.
Hurley: This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.

View Quote Hurley: My stomach doesn't do well with action-adventure.
Darwin: Hurley, don't you dare.
[Hurley lets out a big fart that fogs up Darwin and Hurley's plastic ball]
Darwin: Yuck, Hurley. That's disgusting. I can't breathe.
Hurley: Roll down the window.
Blaster: These things don't have windows, Hurley!

View Quote You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.

View Quote [Flash Thompson: You work for Spider-Man?] I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man! [The jet suddenly explodes] New plan!

View Quote I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt! [The other kids shoot him a "WTF" expression.] We're sharing, right?

View Quote Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe man. Clinton is playing right here!

View Quote I... I didn't exhale?

View Quote Just one hit, then I gotta go.

View Quote [Falco indicates his red jersey to Danny after he took a vicious hit from him in practice.]
Bateman: Oh shit! I forgot the whole red shirt thing! This games confusing.
Shane Falco: (Grabs Bateman as he's getting up and pulls him back down) Remember, red means STOP.
Bateman: Like a street light, right?
Shane Falco: Yeah.
Bateman: Get on up (offering Falcon a hand up)
Shane Falco: I think I'm just going to lie here for a moment and collect my thoughts.
Daniel Bateman: Work shit out, right?
Coach McGinty: You'll be glad he's on your side.
Shane Falco: Yes, very.

View Quote Coach McGinty: Danny, I need that ball.
Daniel Bateman: You need the ball.
Coach McGinty: Get me the ball.
Daniel Bateman: Get you ball.
Coach McGinty: (screaming) Are you going to get me the ball?
(They screaming together nearly incoherently as Bateman starts taking on an insane look.)
Coach McGinty: (After Bateman runs onto the field insane) I sure hope he doesn't kill somebody.

View Quote [at the bar]
Shane Falco: Danny.
Daniel Bateman: Yeah?
Falco: Remember what I said about not hitting redshirts in practice?
Bateman: Yeah.
Falco: Forget about it.
Bateman: Ok.
Falco: Hey Martell. [punches him]
Bateman: Yaaaah! [Fight breaks out during which Danny beats up Eddie Martell, who's wearing a red shirt]

View Quote Laura: You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert?
Kyle: She's not alone...

View Quote Laura: Are you calling me from jail?
Kyle: Not yet...

View Quote Mike: Dad used to bring home these sparklers for me and Adam, you know? [laughs] Sparklers! We'd go out back, the three of us - and we'd hold it up to the sky and watch the explosions of light and the sparks, you know, and Dad would be all "Wait for it! Here it comes! Watch for it! Here comes the wahoo!"
Kyle: Wahoo?
Mike: Wahoo. The sparkler would burn hot, then hotter, then even hotter, and then there'd be this one moment of pure burn when that little ****er would cook perfect, just perfect. It would only last a second, but that second was it. And that's what Dad had us looking for, man.
Kyle: The wahoo moment?
Mike: That's exactly right. Man - burning at his absolute. All the forces coming together - burning - just perfect, perfect harmony. That's what I'm driving at. Are you with me?
Kyle: I think so.
Mike: I have been looking for that flash. I've been looking and I've been looking, and I can't find it. What if it already happened, you know? My moment! What if it already happened and I didn't see it?

View Quote Call Letterman, call Leno, call Oprah.

View Quote So that's cucumber cucumber and cucumber, they forgot to put the sandwich in my sandwich.

View Quote I really don't care who wins, I represent both players It's like asking which of my kids do I love more. Which of my kids do I love more? My daughter speak to you later.

View Quote (About Sandman) Is one of those guys made of mud?

View Quote (Pinned down by security forces) PETER! RUN!

View Quote Happy Hogan: (To Peter 1, over Aunt May's grave) How'd you know her?
Peter 1: Through Spider-Man. You?
Happy: Same. I lost a good friend a while back. It felt like this. Hurts because they're gone, and then it hurts all over again because you remember what they stood for and you wonder: "Is all that gone too?"
Peter: No. It's not gone. Everyone that she helped... they'll keep it going.
Happy: You really think so?
Peter: I know it. Take care of yourself, okay?
Happy: Yeah. Nice to meet you.