Peter 1 quotes from Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how do you tell someone that you're Spider-Man? Now everybody knows.

I've just been thinking how to fix all of this.

When Mysterio revealed my identity, my entire life got screwed up. I was wondering if you can make it so that he never did.

The multiverse is real?

....Calculate the radius, divide by Pi....

Punches Green Goblin.

No... I just want to kill you myself.

My name is Peter Parker, and.... (sighs) I would like a coffee, please.

How---How did you do that?

I'm a really good lawyer.

Dr. Strange is casting his spell. Peter 1 has already interrupted him several times.

Oh, wait. Happy?!

Dr. Strange

No, I'm annoyed.

No, it's a name, Harold 'Happy' Hogan---
Dr. Strange's spell explodes.
You can see an endless purple nebula (the Multiverse) through gaping cracks in the wall. Dr. Strange gives a yell of effort and, closing the cracks, manages to contain the spell.

Stephen.... I'm so sorr---

Dr. Strange

Call me Sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

Dr. Strange

You changed my spell SIX TIMES!

Five. Five times.

I should have killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance!

WHAT did you say?!

Looks like we've got competition.

Ned

So how did the bad guys get here?

Dr. Strange

He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.

MJ

Wait, what?! I thought it was the MIT Lady you saved.

Ned

You did it with magic?

No, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay?

Dr. Strange

No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and… Scooby-Doo this shit!

MJ

You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up, meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself. Starting with the word "please".

Dr. Strange

Please Scooby-Doo this shit.

Sandman

What did you do to him?!

Please, sir, I can explain---

Sandman

Did you just kill him!!? (He lunges at Spider-Man)

AGH!
Spider-Man shoots him with his magic web.

Dr. Strange

Ah, good. You've found another one.

No, wait, he's harmless!
Dr. Strange blasts Norman into a magic prison.

How'd you do that?!

Dr. Strange

Lots of birthday parties.

Dr. Strange

Ow.

Sorry, sir.

This is all my fault, May. I should've just listened to Strange and let him send--
Aunt May: [Dazed from the bomb blast] You did the right thing. They would've been killed. You did the right thing.

It's not my responsibility, May.

May

Oh. [References his chat with Osborn at the FEAST shelter] What Norman said? My moral mission. No. No, no, Peter, listen. You listen to me. You have a gift. You have power. And with great power…there must also come great responsibility.

She's gone, and it's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place. [Starts to reach for the box in MJ's hand]

Peter.

Please don't. You don't belong here. Either of you, so I'm sending you home. Those other guys are from your worlds, right? So you deal with it. If they die, if you kill them-- That's on you. It's not my problem. I don't care anymore. I'm done. I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this. But you have to go home now. Good luck.

My Uncle Ben was killed. It was my fault.
Peter 3: I lost Gwen. My, um– She was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on. I tried and tried to keep going. I tried to keep being the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, because I know that's what she would have wanted. But, at some point, I just-- I stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter. I just don't want you to end up like me.

The night Ben died... I hunted down the man who I thought did it. I wanted him dead. I got what I wanted. It didn't make it better. Took me a long time to... learn to get through that darkness.

I wanna kill him. I want to tear him apart. I can still hear her voice in my head. [Briefly sobs, then composes himself] Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing. She told me that with great power--

"Comes great responsibility".

Wait, what? How do you know that?

Uncle Ben said it.

The day he died. [Moved] Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

Hey, what are, like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?

Seems you’ve met some of them.

That’s a good question.

Yeah. I fought an alien made out of black goo once.

Oh, no way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.

Oh.

Yeah, he was purple.

I wanna fight an alien!

I’m still, like, that you fought an alien in space.

I’m lame compare—like, I…fought a Russian guy in a rhinoceros machine.

Can we rewind it back to the “I’m lame” part? ‘Cause you are not.

Thanks! I appreciate that. I’m not saying I’m lame.

But it’s just the self-talk, maybe. We should—

Listen, I…

‘Cause, you’re amazing. Just to take it in a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can take it in.

You. Are. Amazing.

I can take it in.

You are amazing.

Thank you!

Will you say it?

No, I kinda needed to hear that, Thank you.

Peter 1!

Peter 2!

Peter 3!!

Okay, so, uh, Conners, Marko, Dillon, and um...uh, look, I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko, but the others...well-

Well, I got Connors. I've already cured him once, so no big deal. [Other Peters look at him] What? It's no big deal.

Great.

Yeah, that's great. [Peter 3 nods and starts working]

I think I can make an anti-serum for Dr. Osborn. I've been thinking about it a long time. [looks at Peter 1] Gotta cure all of them, right?

...right.

That's what we do.

Ned

Here's your web cartridges.

Oh, thanks, man.

What's that for?

Ah, it's my web fluid, it's for my web shooters. Why?

WOAH!

Ned

...That came out of you!

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

No!

How on Earth does that even...?

Dr. Strange

I've been hanging over the Grand Canyon for TWELVE HOURS!

Sorry.

Wait, you went to the Grand Canyon?! He needed your HELP!

Hey. Uh, I-I think this is it. I think you're about to go home.

Okay.

Um, but I, uh– Thank you. I just wanted– I want you to– I wanna tell you that– I-I really don't know how to say this, like–

Peter–

I want you to know that I–

You know. It's what we do.

Yeah. It's what we do. Um– Right. I– I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh– [Embraces both Peter 2 and Peter 3] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! [Pulls away] I guess– I guess I'll see you. Bye. [Swings away to find Ned and MJ, with Peter 2 and Peter 3 looking on]

You're in so much pain, huh?

I am.

Yeah.

Happy Hogan

How'd you know her?

Through Spider-Man. You?

Happy

Same. I lost a good friend a while back. It felt like this. Hurts because they're gone, and then it hurts all over again because you remember what they stood for and you wonder: "Is all that gone too?"

No. It's not gone. Everyone that she helped... they'll keep it going.

Happy

You really think so?

I know it. Take care of yourself, okay?

Happy

Yeah. Nice to meet you.