Doctor Strange quotes from Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Doctor Strange

Please. We saved half of the universe together. I think we're beyond you calling me "sir".

Doctor Strange

The entire world is about to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

Doctor Strange

We tampered with the stability of spacetime. The multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little.

Doctor Strange

Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

Doctor Strange

When you botched that spell where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe.

Doctor Strange

You're welcome.

Doctor Strange

Don't.

Doctor Strange

This is the mirror dimension, where I'M in control!

Doctor Strange

I'll come and get you after it's done.

Doctor Strange

Ow.

Doctor Strange

The problem is you, trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes.

Dr. Strange: So, Peter. To what do I owe the pleasure?

I'm sorry to bother you, sir.

Dr. Strange

Please. We saved half the universe together. [Magically lights a fire in the fireplace] I think we're beyond you calling me "sir".

OK…. Stephen.

Dr. Strange

That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

Dr. Strange is casting his spell. Peter 1 has already interrupted him several times.

Oh, wait. Happy?!

Dr. Strange

No, I'm annoyed.

No, it's a name, Harold 'Happy' Hogan---
Dr. Strange's spell explodes.
You can see an endless purple nebula (the Multiverse) through gaping cracks in the wall. Dr. Strange gives a yell of effort and, closing the cracks, manages to contain the spell.

Stephen.... I'm so sorr---

Dr. Strange

Call me Sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

Dr. Strange

You changed my spell SIX TIMES!

Five. Five times.

Ned

So how did the bad guys get here?

Dr. Strange

He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.

MJ

Wait, what?! I thought it was the MIT Lady you saved.

Ned

You did it with magic?

No, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay?

Dr. Strange

No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and… Scooby-Doo this shit!

MJ

You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up, meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself. Starting with the word "please".

Dr. Strange

Please Scooby-Doo this shit.

Dr. Strange

Ah, good. You've found another one.

No, wait, he's harmless!
Dr. Strange blasts Norman into a magic prison.

How'd you do that?!

Dr. Strange

Lots of birthday parties.

Dr. Strange

Ow.

Sorry, sir.

Dr. Strange

I've been hanging over the Grand Canyon for TWELVE HOURS!

Sorry.

Wait, you went to the Grand Canyon?! He needed your HELP!

Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget– me.

Doctor Strange

No.

But it would work, right?

Doctor Strange

Yeah, it would work. But you gotta understand, that would mean everyone who knows and loves you, we… we'd have no memory of you. It would be as though you never existed.

I know. Do it.

Doctor Strange

You'd better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long.

Thank you, sir.

Doctor Strange

Call me Stephen.

Thank you, Stephen.

Doctor Strange

Yeah. Still feels weird.

I'll see you around. [Swings away]

Doctor Strange

So long, kid. [Starts to cast the spell]