(To Peter 1, MJ, and Ned)
Wait.... You guys didn't get in?
Yeah. Because we're actually friends with Spider-Man.
Flash awkwardly leaves.
MJ You know what? I wouldn't change a thing I did. (She tears up her letter and goes back to her job)
(After tearing up his own letter)
Actually, I, um, (Gathers up the pieces) I have to show this to my parents.
[Peter, MJ, and Ned alert Dr. Strange about the new supervillains that just appeared.]
So how did the bad guys get here?
He screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.
MJ Wait, what?! I thought it was the MIT Lady you saved.
No, that was after. Let's just focus on the good news, okay?
No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers, so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and… Scooby-Doo this shit!
MJ You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up, meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself. Starting with the word "please".
[Resigned]
Please Scooby-Doo this shit.
MJ Prove it?
Peter 3: Prove what?
MJ That you're Peter Parker.
I don't— I don't really carry an ID with me, it kinda defeats the whole "Anonymous Superhero" thing.
MJ throws a piece of bread at Peter 3, and it hits him in the chest.
MJ I was trying to see if you have the tingle thing.
I have the tingle thing, just not for bread. (MJ picks up more bread) Can you not throw the bread again? (He thinks)
(Sighs)
You're a deeply mistrusting person… And I respect it. (He jumps up slightly and sticks to the ceiling with one hand)