Eddie Brock/Venom quotes from Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Eddie Brock/Venom

I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit, and he could fly, right?

Okay... Okay, okay, I-I think I got this. You're saying that-that this whole place... here i-- is just tons... of super people.

And he has been saying it for hours.

Alright, tell me again. I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, he had a tin suit, and he could fly, right? [bartender make a Holy Cross sign] Okay. And there was a really angry green man?

Hulk.

Hulk?

Yeah, and you thought "Lethal Protector" was a shit name.

Yeah, because... it is. Now, tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones. 'Cause I'll tell you what, man. Aliens, they do not love stones.

Eddie, don't start!

Y'know what aliens love? Eating brains! Because that's what they do! All right?

Senor, he made my family disappear. For five years.

Five years? Wow. That's... That's a long time. I mean, yeah. Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... Spider-Man.

Eddie! We are drunk! Let's go skinny-dip!

I don't think we should skinny-dip.

Sir, you have to pay the bill.

What is happening?! NO! NO! We just got here! No, not again!

And there he goes. No paying the bill, no tips, nothing.
[Unaware to the bartender, a small piece of Venom was left behind, and the symbiote starts moving.]