Michelle "MJ" Jones
You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort. [Peter Parker: What?! No! Of course I'm not a male escort.] Well, then, you're Spider-Man.
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[Peter Parker: MJ, I–]
"–Am Spider-Man." [Peter Parker: What?] That's what you were gonna say, that you're Spider-Man.
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Michelle "MJ" Jones
IF YOU SAVED US, THEN WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE?! [Ned & Betty: MJ!] [Happy Hogan: Stop it!] I'm sorry, okay?! I'm just– I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings!
Scenes with Michelle "MJ" Jones
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Roger Harrington
[At St. Pancras International, Harrington, Dell, and the students are walking.]
Okay, guys, the company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite, and head to the airport.
Brad
[Brad takes off his sunglasses and stops walking.]
Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is?
Dell
[Harrington, Dell, and the students stop walking and turn to Brad.]
Oh, yeah, I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all.
Brad
No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter. Has no one else here noticed how shady he is? Because I saw in the back room of a rest stop with some woman in his underwear, and he's always sneaking away, like back at the opera, huh? And now what, he's suddenly off the trip, like, with his family in Berlin? Is no one else here interested in the truth?
MJ
[Ned starts to speak up, but MJ stops him.]
"The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."
Brad
George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.
MJ
Yeah, well, I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth, what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool to take pictures of people in the bathroom?
Flash
[Holding his smartphone]
Yeah, dude. What's that about?
Brad
No, no, no. It wasn't like that. It was– I was trying to take a–
Harrington
Let's just put all this craziness behind us and have a nice, peaceful afternoon. "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington." said the class. Okay.
Dell
[As Harrington and the class walk away, Dell turns to Brad.]
I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now. You gotta stop doing that, okay? It is weird. No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls, okay?
Harrington
[Brad wipes his nose. Harrington, Dell, and the students approach a double-decker bus where Guterman is waiting.]
Look at this, guys.
Guterman
Mr. Harrington, this is your bus.
Harrington
We got a bus all to ourselves.
Guterman
Nice to see you all. Come along.
Guterman
[Harrington and a student give Guterman their bags. Guterman takes them. While Harrington, Dell, and the students get into the bus, Guterman talks to Beck on his earpiece communicator.]
I have the kids.
Other characters in Spider-Man: Far from Home
Peter Parker / Spider-Man
Tom Holland
Quentin Beck / Mysterio
Jake Gyllenhaal
Harold "Happy" Hogan
Jon Favreau
Talos
Betty Brant
Angourie Rice
E.D.I.T.H.
Dawn Michelle King
Eugene "Flash" Thompson
Tony Revolori
Brad Davis
Remy Hii
J. Jonah Jameson
J.K. Simmons
Jason Ionello
Jorge Lendeborg Jr.
Julius Dell
JB Smoove
May Parker
Marisa Tomei
Ned Leeds
Jacob Batalon
Nick Fury
Samuel L. Jackson
Roger Harrington
Martin Starr
Soren / "Maria Hill"
Seamstress
Toni Garrn
