Peter
[Peter and the class are riding a bus. Peter is reading an article called "Top 10 Romantic Places in Prague" on his phone. He picks up the glasses case from his bag and opens it to reveal the sunglasses. Peter puts them on, then picks up the note.] [Reads the note]
"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H."
E.D.I.T.H.
[The sunglasses light up.]
Stand by for retinal and biometric scan. [The glasses scan Peter's face] Retinal and biometric scan accepted.
Peter
Hello?
E.D.I.T.H.
Hello, Peter. I am E.D.I.T.H., Tony Stark's augmented-reality security and defense system.
Peter
So he made you for me?
E.D.I.T.H.
No, but you have access to all of Tony's protocols.
Peter
Cool.
E.D.I.T.H.
Would you like to see what I can do? E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even Dead, I'm the Hero." Tony loved his acronyms.
Peter
Yeah, he did.
E.D.I.T.H.
I have access to the entire Stark Global Security network, including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks.
Peter
[Peter sees what everyone is doing on their phones. He sees Flash texting "Mother, have not heard from you or father in days", Brad searching "Prague romantic spots", a student texting "Hey Mom, Venice was crazy! Can you transfer me more money?", Harrington texting "Looks like things are finally looking up! Finally some good luck", and Dell reading "The History of Witchcraft".]
Is MJ texting? No. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's– that's wrong. That's wrong.
[Peter looks over to see Ned and Betty texting each other, Ned texting "Miss you" and Betty texting "Miss you more".]
PK Pat Kiernan
[Mid-credits scene.]
We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
Beck
[Cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.]
I managed to send the Elemental back through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason! He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the next Iron Man, no one else!
E.D.I.T.H.
Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.
Spider-Man
Just do it. Execute them all.
PK Pat Kiernan
[The faint sounds of rocket fire and explosions echoed through the bridge. Cut to voice-over as Peter and MJ watch.]
This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website, 'TheDailyBugle.net.'
J. Jonah Jameson
[Cut to J. Jonah Jameson news screen.]
There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
Beck
[Cut back to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.]
Spider-Man's real– Spider-Man's real name is– [The footage cuts out for a second, before it abruptly restores] Spider-Man's NAME IS PETER PARKER!
Spider-Man
[Peter's picture appears on screen. Cut to Peter.] [Horrified]
What the fu-?!
