J. Jonah Jameson quotes from Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

View Quote There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.

View Quote [Mid-credits scene.]
Pat Kiernan: We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London. An anonymous source provided this video. It shows Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death. A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
[Cut to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.]
Beck: I managed to send the Elemental back through the dimensional rift, but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive. Spider-Man attacked me for some reason! He has an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology. He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the next Iron Man, no one else!
E.D.I.T.H.: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack? There will be significant casualties.
Spider-Man: Just do it. Execute them all.
[The faint sounds of rocket fire and explosions echoed through the bridge. Cut to voice-over as Peter and MJ watch.]
Pat Kiernan: This shocking video was released earlier today on the controversial news website, 'TheDailyBugle.net.'
[Cut to J. Jonah Jameson news screen.]
J. Jonah Jameson: There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
[Cut back to altered footage of the Tower Bridge battle.]
Beck: Spider-Man's real– Spider-Man's real name is– [The footage cuts out for a second, before it abruptly restores] Spider-Man's NAME IS PETER PARKER!
[Peter's picture appears on screen. Cut to Peter.]
Spider-Man: [Horrified] What the fu-?!