A character in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Kai quotes from Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

J.K. Simmons

3rd most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016): in 11 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Po (4), Li Shan (2), Tigress (2)

A line from Kai

I fought by his side. I loved him like a brother... and he betrayed me. Now I will destroy... everything he has created!

More lines from Kai

5 quotes
Kai
[on his way to the Jade Palace]

By the time I am done with them, Oogway, there will be no one left who will even remember your name! [laughs] Kai is coming!

Kai

500 years in the spirit realm, you pick up a thing or two.

Kai
[battling Po in the Spirit Realm]

It took me five hundred years to take Oogway's chi. I will have yours if it takes me five hundred more!

Kai
[in anger towards the Oogway statue]

I will show you the true power of Chi, brother!

Kai
[last words before his death]

Yes! The power... is mine! [the jade pendants, the chi he has collected from the Masters, begin to break away from him] Wait! No! It's too much! It's TOO MUCH!! NO! UGH!!! [Kai begins to glow, overloaded with power, as the pendant of Oogway floats away from him] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenes with Kai

5 scenes
[As Kai destroys statues outside the Jade Palace]

I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!

Kai

Why not? He destroyed mine.

[grabbing jade Mantis]

Mantis! It is me, your bestie! [jade Mantis punches him] Sorry Tigress! I’m sorry! Sorry!

[Po unrolls the jade scroll and gazes at the drawing of Oogway and Kai's battle, then sees Li Shan gazing at the drawing of the ancient panda masters using their chi to heal Oogway's wounds]

I wish I could have taught you this, son.

Po

It's okay, Dad. I'm...

[They, Tigress, Mr. Ping, and all the other panda villagers suddenly hear the sound of Kai's blades]

He's here.

Po
[Kai launches himself to the top of the ice wall with his blades] [amazed]

That's what I call a dramatic entrance!

Kai

You must be the Dragon Warrior.

Po

And you must be Kai - Beast of Vengeance, Maker of Widows.

Kai

Yes! Finally! Thank you! Almost makes me want to spare your life.

Po

Oh, you want to spare me? How about you spare me the chit-chat, alright? Let's do this.

Kai

I'm going to take your chi, then the chi of every panda in the-

Po

Augh! Chit-chat.

Kai

In the-

Po

Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

Kai

In the-

Po

Chit-chat!

Po
[Po prepares to use the Wuxi Finger Hold to send Kai back to the Spirit Realm]

Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm. Skadoosh! [flexes his pinkie, nothing happens] Okay...That didn't work; let me try one more time. Skadoosh! Skadoosh, skadoosh...! What the...?

Kai

Hold on, wait! It is working! No! No, no! No! No! Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! No! [retches, then laughs] No, it's not. Did Oogway teach you that little trick? Too bad. It only works on mortals, and I...am a spirit warrior.

Kai

So, Oogway, this was the one destined to stop me? I will have his chi. And then all of theirs! [cuts of the panda villagers' escape with his blade; to Po] And you...You really thought you can send me back to the Spirit Realm? You are just a stupid mortal.

Po

It only works on mortals. You're right. I can't send you there. But I can take you there. [points out in the air] What's that? [Kai looks distractedly; then jumps on Kai and headlocks him with his arms]

Po!

Son!

Po
[looks at his family, Mr. Ping, and Tigress one last time; then...]

Skadoosh! [lowers his pinky, releasing a yellow shockwave]

Li Shan and Mr. Ping

SON!

Kai

NO!

[A yin-yang symbol made of flower petals appear where Po last stood after the shockwave]

What happened? Where's Po?

He took Kai away. He saved us.

No.

He saved us. But who's saving him?

Kai

Who are you?

Po

I've been asking the same question. [performs multiple stances by using his chi] Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? Turns out...I'm all of them. [forms a chi dragon avatar around him] I am the Dragon Warrior. Get it? See the giant dragon? [laughs] Get ready to feel the thunder! Whoa! This is awesome!

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