Kung Fu Panda 3 2016 quotes

56 quotes · 11 characters
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) poster
Characters
Po Jack Black · 18 quotes
Li Shan Bryan Cranston · 12 quotes
Kai J.K. Simmons · 11 quotes
Mr. Ping James Hong · 8 quotes
Shifu Dustin Hoffman · 8 quotes
Tigress Angelina Jolie · 8 quotes
Oogway Randall Duk Kim · 6 quotes
Lei Lei Liam Knight · 3 quotes
Mei Mei Kate Hudson · 3 quotes
Monkey Jackie Chan · 3 quotes
See also 2 quotes

Most scenes together: Po & Li Shan (7), Po & Tigress (6), Po & Mr. Ping (5)

Kung Fu Panda 3 quotes

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"Message from the universe". I'll give you a message from the universe: Stay away from my son!

Bao
[about the chopsticks]

You mean you only eat one at a time?

Mantis

You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken is going in there, and he's a chicken! [Master Chicken clucks, pulls out his wing blades and runs inside the abandoned ship]

Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the pandas... you must teach them to fight!

Kai

So, Oogway, this was the one destined to stop me? I will have his chi. And then all of theirs! [cuts of the panda villagers' escape with his blade; to Po] And you...You really thought you can send me back to the Spirit Realm? You are just a stupid mortal.

Po

It only works on mortals. You're right. I can't send you there. But I can take you there. [points out in the air] What's that? [Kai looks distractedly; then jumps on Kai and headlocks him with his arms]

Po!

Son!

Po
[looks at his family, Mr. Ping, and Tigress one last time; then...]

Skadoosh! [lowers his pinky, releasing a yellow shockwave]

Li Shan and Mr. Ping

SON!

Kai

NO!

[A yin-yang symbol made of flower petals appear where Po last stood after the shockwave]

What happened? Where's Po?

He took Kai away. He saved us.

No.

He saved us. But who's saving him?

Kai

Who are you?

Po

I've been asking the same question. [performs multiple stances by using his chi] Am I the son of a panda? The son of a goose? A student? A teacher? Turns out...I'm all of them. [forms a chi dragon avatar around him] I am the Dragon Warrior. Get it? See the giant dragon? [laughs] Get ready to feel the thunder! Whoa! This is awesome!

Mantis
[after Crane lands on him and crushes him]

Ah, my claw-thingy!

Po
[being chased by jade zombie Shifu]

Oh, no! Master Shifu! I can't hit Shifu!

[Jade Zombie Shifu rams his head into a frying pan and gets knocked back]

I can!

And so can I!

Both

Double-Dad Defense!

Po

I recognize these guys! The Master Badger Twins, with their Crushing Double-Gong technique! [The jade Badger Twins bash him with their technique] Ow! Yeah, that's the one! And that guys is… [gasps] No! Master Porcupine!

[deflects a firing quill back at him]

I thought he died a hundred years ago.

Po

These guys are legend!