Angelina Jolie movie quotes

View Quote [to Susanna] You think you're free? I'm free! You don't know what freedom is! I'm free! I can breathe! And you - you're gonna go choke on your average ****in' mediocre life!

View Quote [Southern accent] Razors pain you, Rivers are damp / Acid stains you, Drugs cause cramps / Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give / Gas smells awful, Ya might as well live.

View Quote [to Daisy about going to Florida] I am going to be the Cinderella at Walt Disney's new theme park, Susanna's gonna be Snow White. You can come if you want, you can be the Cocker Spaniel that eats spaghetti.

View Quote It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months off nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf, and the energy of the universe.

View Quote Don't try and stop me!

View Quote You don't belong here, panda.

View Quote Someone once said, "Live everyday as if it were you last, cause one of these, it's gonna be the last." Jack was right, a part of me did die that day, the part of me that didn't know how to live. What the future holds, Jack knows. But when I talk to him, I make sure we only talk about sports and weather.

View Quote Pete Scanlon: Did you ever hear the saying "A picture holds a thousands words."
Lanie Kerrigan: That's only for people like you who don't know a thousand words.
Pete Scanlon: I know two, and the first one begins with an "F".

View Quote Pete Scanlon: Look. I don't want the opportunity to pass me by again. So I should have told you this a long time ago. But I've loved you since the first day I met you.
Lanie Kerrigan: Define love.
Pete Scanlon: Lanie. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

View Quote I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...

View Quote Apologies. I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train. Now, I feel nothing.

View Quote Impressive, Dragon Warrior! What's your plan?

View Quote I'm not leaving because I couldn't kill you. I'm leaving because I could.

View Quote Some things were not meant to be found.

View Quote Nature is about balance. All the world comes in pairs. Yin and Yang. Right and Wrong. Men and Women. What's pleasure without pain.

View Quote Have you been selling big guns to bad people?

View Quote Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.

View Quote Any last words?

View Quote (about Frank to Shaw) This man is a tourist!

View Quote (about Shaw) Once he bragged to Alexander that he had every man killed his wife had slept with before she met him. When he found out how many there had been, he killed her too.

View Quote (to Frank) I would rather you be a man who did exactly as he pleased.

View Quote Tigress: Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the pandas... you must teach them to fight!

View Quote Tigress: This isn't going to work.
Po: It has to.
Tigress: You're not thinking straight.
Po: I am!
Tigress: [kicks his feet] You're not.
Po: I am.
Tigress: No.
Po: Yes, I am.
Tigress: No, I've seen Kai. I see what he can do.
Po: But he hasn't seen what I can do. [does the Wuxi Finger Hold again, just like in the first film]
Tigress: [confused] The Wuxi Finger Hold?
Po: It's my best move. I just have to get to Kai, grab his finger, and then, skadoosh, back to the spirit realm.
Tigress: [squeezes his hand] He has an army of jade warriors. Everything they see, he sees. So, there's no sneaking up on him. [pushes him down] You'll never get close enough.
Po: It's gonna work. [gets up]
Tigress: [puts him down again and puts her feet on him] He can only be stopped by a master of chi.
Po: [gets up again; offended] Oh, you sound just like Shifu with the "Chi, chi, chi." "Chi this. Chi that." "Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi!" I'm not a master of chi, okay? I don't know if I'm the Dragon Warrior. I don't even know if I'm a panda! I don't know who I am! You're right. There's no way I can stop him and his army.
Li Shan: Unless you had an army of your own.
Po: You?
Li Shan: Not just me.
Mr. Ping: [appearing behind him] Us.
Li Shan: All of us. [all the other pandas appear] I finally found my son, after all these years. It's going to take a lot more than the end of the world to keep us apart.
Po: But you don't even know kung fu.
Li Shan: Then you will teach us.
Po: What? I can't teach you kung fu. I couldn't even teach Tigress. And she already knows kung fu!
Li Shan: Po, I know I'm the last guy you wanna trust right now. But you gotta believe me. We can do this. We can learn kung fu. We can be just like you!

View Quote [Po unrolls the jade scroll and gazes at the drawing of Oogway and Kai's battle, then sees Li Shan gazing at the drawing of the ancient panda masters using their chi to heal Oogway's wounds]
Li Shan: I wish I could have taught you this, son.
Po: It's okay, Dad. I'm...
[They, Tigress, Mr. Ping, and all the other panda villagers suddenly hear the sound of Kai's blades]
Tigress: He's here.
[Kai launches himself to the top of the ice wall with his blades]
Po: [amazed] That's what I call a dramatic entrance!
Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.
Po: And you must be Kai - Beast of Vengeance, Maker of Widows.
Kai: Yes! Finally! Thank you! Almost makes me want to spare your life.
Po: Oh, you want to spare me? How about you spare me the chit-chat, alright? Let's do this.
Kai: I'm going to take your chi, then the chi of every panda in the-
Po: Augh! Chit-chat.
Kai: In the-
Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!
Kai: In the-
Po: Chit-chat!

View Quote Lola: [arrives at Oscar's former penthouse] Hello? Hello? Oscar? Listen, Baby, I know I was a bad girl, but you'd have to be crazy not to take me back.
Crazy Joe: [appears in front of Lola] Did someone say crazy?

View Quote Lola: Nice bet. [Oscar sheepishly giggles] You got a name? [He nods] You wanna tell me what it is? [Oscar giggles as he nods] Well, mine's Lola.
Oscar: [blubbers] Come on, man! Get your game face on! [slaps himself to tighten up as he yelps] So... [chuckles] Lola, my name's... Uh, My name is Oscar, sweetie. [gasps] Mrs. Sanchez.
Mrs. Sanchez: The hippity-hop smooth talk don't work with me.
Oscar: Oh, My bad. Hey, so, uh...
Sykes: Oscar. I was starting to think you skipped out on me.
Oscar: Sykes! Hey. Oh, I see you're already on your way to the concession stand.
Sykes: What are you doing?
Oscar: Mind bringing us back some drinks? That would be great, thanks. And some of them little wiener thingies.
Bernie: The ones with the toothpicks?
Sykes: What are you doing? Don't listen to him!
Oscar: Come on, Lola let me escort you to... my box.
Security: Your box?!
Sykes: His box?! You can't even afford the gum under the seats!
Lola: He just laid five grand on Lucky Day. I think he can afford anything he wants. [as she says this, Oscar makes various motions that she's crazy, only stopping with a sheepish wince]
Sykes: Five grand? My five grand?!
Oscar: No, it was another five grand.
Sykes: You had the money to pay me back and you bet it anyway? [angrily takes his ticket] Gimme that!
Oscar: Hold up. Sykes!
Lola: Clearly, I've made a mistake.
Oscar: No, no, wait Lola!
Lola: Look, deep down, I'm really superficial. [pulls Oscar close as if to kiss him] And don't get me wrong: you're cute, but... [whispers as she pushes him away] you're a nobody. [leaves; Oscar became stunned]
Ernie: [pretending to be Lola, puts mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face] Oscar, you're cute, but you're a nobody.
Bernie: [pretending to be Oscar, also put mustard and ketchup on a hot dog on a stick so it looks like a face] Wait. Lola. Come back. I'm not a nobody. I'm a wiener! [They both laugh, much to Oscar's annoyance]
Sykes: You're unbelievable. You're in trouble up to you gills, and still you're asking for more? Now, go on, get in here!

View Quote [Frankie and Lenny are swimming out of Lino's shipwreck]
Lenny: Frankie, you know I can't do this.
Frankie: Lenny, if you want to make Pop happy, you've got to kill something.
Lenny: Or, I could find an old, sick fish and just wait.
Frankie: It's getting around, the other day at the restaurant, you know how fish talk. Biddi-bip, biddi-bop, this-that, the other, then how you doing? Boom! Forget about it, ya dead.
Lenny: Okay, seriously, I can't understand wise-guy, so you're gonna have to be specific.
Frankie: Oh specific? You want specific? [smacks him] Be a shark for once in your life!
Lenny: Ow! [downhearted] Oh, what am I going to do?
Frankie: [apologetically] Oh, Lenny, forget it about, okay, look, we do a couple practice runs, badda-bing, badda-boom, Pop's happy, you're a shark, life goes on, capisce?
Lenny: Okay, okay, capisce.
Frankie: [noticing Oscar's anchoring] Wait, wait... Whoa. Bingo. Right there, dead ahead. You see it? TV Dinner. [the two hunker on the outer border of the divot] Don't get easier than this.
Lenny: All right. Come on. Eye of the tiger. Frankie, I can do this! What if I can't do this?
Frankie: Then don't bother coming home.
Lenny: Good point! All right. [swims to the bottom of the wasteland]
Bernie: Hit him in the tail again. I like the funny face he make.
Ernie: On the face. Yeah.
Bernie: [noticing Lenny's approach] Ernie!
Ernie: BLOW OUT! [they swim away in panic]
Oscar: [Manages to get an arm free and removes his gag] Uh... Guys? Guys, don't leave me alone. Come on, there could be sharks out here!
Lenny: [he is near, Oscar notices him and screams] Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I'm not gonna…
Frankie: Lenny.
Lenny: What?
Frankie: Like this. [makes animalistic chews motions and sounds, Lenny licks Oscar's back, only to recoil in disgust]
Oscar: Just get it over with. Wait a minute. Do me a favor, don't chew me. I'm not for that.
Lenny: I'm not gonna eat you.
Oscar: Come on! Don't do the whole head trip thing with me.
Lenny: Listen to me. Don't move until I tell you. [bites the seaweed free]
Oscar: Ahhh! Back up! [Lenny makes animalistic noises as he fans the sand around him to make a cloud and obscure Frankie's vision]
Frankie: That's it, Len. There you go, buddy! That's it. Wave those fins, baby! Dig in!
Lenny: [snarls] Look, I'm just pretending so you can get away.
Oscar: Huh?
Lenny: Now, when I turn around, you take off. Tastes just like chicken. [Turns around acting like he has devoured Oscar] Mmm. Mmm.
Frankie: [seeing Oscar behind Lenny; facepalming] Oh, no! [Lenny looks and notice Oscar is still there.] OH!!!
Lenny: What did I tell you?!
Oscar: I'm sorry. I didn't get it. You want me to go now?!
Lenny: What are you doing?! Just go!
Frankie: That's it! I've had enough to here! [snarls. Having enough of Lenny not eating Oscar, Frankie charged right at Oscar to eat him.]
Oscar: Oh, no!
Lenny: Hurry! Swim! No, Frankie, wait!
Oscar: NO!!! Get you boy! Get you boy! EEF! EEV! OH, NO!
[Before Frankie can eat Oscar, an anchor suddenly drops from a ship above and strikes Frankie on the head before he could bite the fish. Ernie and Bernie turn their heads fast from the distant. Lenny sees Frankie badly injured by a fallen anchor.]
Lenny: [gasps] Frankie! [bites the chain of the anchor and throws the anchor to the other side]
Frankie: [weak] Lenny? [coughs] Lenny, is that you?
Lenny: I'm here, Frankie.
Frankie: Come closer.
Lenny: Yes, what is it?
Frankie: I'm so cold...
Lenny: That's just because we're cold-blooded. [Frankie angrily slaps him] Ow!
Frankie: [last words; weak] Moron. [dies]
Lenny: Frankie, no.... [gasps, wailing] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [sobs] This is all my fault! I'm so sorry, Frankie! How am I ever gonna explain this to Pop...? [gasps] Oh, no! [tearfully swims away and passes Oscar, who squeaks and lands in front of the now-deceased Frankie]
Oscar: [finds Frankie dead behind him, thinks he's alive, and starts screaming crazily] Watch it! Back up! I'm crazy! I be tripping! [makes karate moves and noises until he accidentally kicks Bernie]
Bernie: Ow! What the...?! [Oscar, Ernie, and Bernie start screaming loudly; Oscar hides behind the dead Frankie, protesting]
Bernie: Don't hurt us! We're sorry! It was all Ernie's idea! [Ernie nods, then looks at Bernie angrily. Then they were surprised]
Ernie: Oscar?
Bernie: Did you kill that shark?!
Oscar: [looks down at Frankie's body before having an idea] Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Exactly how it looks; that's how it is.
Bernie: What happened?
Oscar: Oh, you... You want to know what happened.
Bernie: Yeah.
Ernie: You're standing on top of a shark. Go on, Mon.
Oscar: Well, I'll tell you what happened. [Cut to the outside of the Whale Wash, as Oscar tells lies to the fish about killing the shark]
Oscar: Big old shark, about 75, 100 feet long. So, he's swimming at me, right? With teeth like razors.
Angie: Razors.
Oscar: And I was all like, "You come at me like that? You come at the O like that?"
Angie: Hey, do the muscle thing! The muscle thing!
Oscar: Oh, right, right, right, right. So I told that dude, I said, "You see this guy?" [points at right bicep] And I pointed like this, "Well, he's got a brother, and he lives right over here." [points at left bicep] "And I think it's time for a little..."
Oscar and Angie: Family reunion! [Everyone cheers]
Bernie: You see, mon. I told you.
Ernie: We were right there. Right here.
Katie Current: Pardon me. Move it!
Bernie: Oh. Sorry. Sorry. She seems so nice on TV.
Katie Current: Oscar, Katie Current. As the first fish in history to ever take on a shark and win, tell me: Does this mean you're now protector of the reef, new sheriff in town, the big kahuna?
Oscar: Katie, I'm gonna keep it real. I can call you Katie, right?
Katie Current: Of course.
Oscar: Any shark try to mess around in Oscartown is going down! [crowd cheering]
Oscar: Yeah, it's poetic. In the heat I get poetic.
Lola: Oscar. Hmm. Oscar.
Sykes: [shooting the press away] Get out of here, you barracudas. Any further questions will be fielded by me.
Katie Current: And you are?
Sykes: I'm his manager. Sykes, with a "y".
Crazy Joe: And I'm his financial advisor. [everyone turns confused to Joe] You want to see my puppets? [raspy voice] Hello.
Oscar: Could you excuse us for a moment, please? [to Sykes in a hushed tone] My manager?
Sykes: Kid, you're a superstar. We're gonna make a fortune! Just let me handle it.
Oscar: What about the 5 Gs?
Sykes: Forget the 5 Gs. From now on, we're partners.
Oscar: So what are we talking about here?
Sykes: I'm thinking 90-10 split.
Oscar: That's generous.
Sykes: You're the I'm 10 I take my 90 off the top.
Oscar: I don't think so.
Sykes: Talk to me.
Oscar: You get 15.
Sykes: 70.
Oscar: 20.
Sykes: 75.
Oscar: Dude, you're going the wrong way.
Oscar and Sykes: 50/50.
Sykes: You happy?
Oscar: No. You happy?
Sykes: No.
Oscar and Sykes: Deal. [They dap one another up successfully]
Oscar: My manager and I are now prepared to take your questions.
Katie Current: Oscar, are you going to continue working here at the Wash?
Oscar: Please, I barely work here now. [everyone laughs]
Sykes: Keep it up, kid. You're slaying 'em.
Katie Current: No. He's slaying sharks.
Sykes: Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that. Oscar the Sharkslayer.
Shorties: Whoa! A sharkslayer.
Katie Current: You heard it here first. From now on, any shark tries to bother this reef, it's his funeral.

View Quote We don't know how far the ripples of our decisions go. We kill one, and maybe save a thousand. That's the code of the Fraternity. That's what we believe in, and that's why we do it.

View Quote You apologize too much.

View Quote Your father died yesterday in the rooftop of the Metropolitan Building. He was one of the greatest assassins who ever lived. The man who killed him is behind you.

View Quote Alexander, the world is yours. Take it!

View Quote All you desire in the world is yours! Take it...

View Quote Look at you! Look at you! You are everything he (Philip) was not. He was coarse, you are refined. He was general, you are a king. He could not rule himself...and you, shall rule the world.

View Quote Never send a boy to do a woman's job.

View Quote Kate: Why'd he come to you?
Dade: I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'!
Nikon: Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL!

View Quote Dade: You look good in a dress.
Kate: You would have looked better.

View Quote Joan:: (on the phone) The lad doesn't say much, and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul. Of course I'm crazy about him..

View Quote Joan: I said you look like a man in need of a coke..

View Quote Keenan: That is the ugliest cat I've ever seen..
Joan: She's an angel..
Keenan: She only has one eye..
Joan: Yeah, but it's her good one..

View Quote Dr. Steel: Six days, Mrs. Collins, and no progress. We may have to move on to more strenuous therapies. Unless you're willing to prove that you're doing better by signing this.
Christine: [pause] **** you and the horse you rode in on.

View Quote Briegleb: I went to the best attorney in town, a man who's sued this city four times and won. Unfortunately, we can't afford to really hire him.
Christine: I see.
Hahn: Which is why I'm doing this pro bono. It would be my honor to defend your honor, Mrs. Collins. In my fifteen years as a lawyer, I have never seen anyone fight as long or as hard as you have, in what is so clearly in the cause of justice.

View Quote Briegleb: Your son would want you to move on.
Christine: Maybe. Maybe he'd want me to keep looking for him. Maybe he's somewhere waiting for me.
Briegleb: I believe he is waiting, ma'am. He's waiting in that place where we'll all go someday to be reunited with our loved ones. And on that day, he'll know from front to back, end to end, heart to soul, that you did everything you could, Mrs. Collins. Everything.

View Quote Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. Beowulf... lay with me. Give me a son, and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived. This... I swear...

View Quote We have loved these people since the day we arrived. When you love something, you protect it.