Mr. Ping Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.
Voiced by James Hong 
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) · 56 quotes
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) · 56 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016): in 8 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Po (5), Li Shan (5), Tigress (4)
"Message from the universe". I'll give you a message from the universe: Stay away from my son!
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What are you doing here?
Kai attacked the Valley. He's taken every master in China, including Shifu and the others. It's all gone, Po. Everything. Everyone.
Everyone?
Everyone.
Mr. Ping [concerned]
How's my restaurant? [some pandas look at him, confused] We'll talk later.
And now he's on his way here. [to Po] He's after you, Po. He's after all pandas.
[All the pandas gasp in horror, fearing that Kai is coming for them]
This isn't going to work.
It has to.
You're not thinking straight.
I am!
I am.
No.
Yes, I am.
No, I've seen Kai. I see what he can do.
But he hasn't seen what I can do. [does the Wuxi Finger Hold again, just like in the first film]
It's my best move. I just have to get to Kai, grab his finger, and then, skadoosh, back to the spirit realm.
[squeezes his hand]
He has an army of jade warriors. Everything they see, he sees. So, there's no sneaking up on him. [pushes him down] You'll never get close enough.
It's gonna work. [gets up]
[gets up again; offended]
Oh, you sound just like Shifu with the "Chi, chi, chi." "Chi this. Chi that." "Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi!" I'm not a master of chi, okay? I don't know if I'm the Dragon Warrior. I don't even know if I'm a panda! I don't know who I am! You're right. There's no way I can stop him and his army.
Unless you had an army of your own.
You?
Not just me.
Mr. Ping [appearing behind him]
Us.
All of us. [all the other pandas appear] I finally found my son, after all these years. It's going to take a lot more than the end of the world to keep us apart.
But you don't even know kung fu.
Then you will teach us.
What? I can't teach you kung fu. I couldn't even teach Tigress. And she already knows kung fu!
Po, I know I'm the last guy you wanna trust right now. But you gotta believe me. We can do this. We can learn kung fu. We can be just like you!
Mr. Ping [Jade Zombie Shifu rams his head into a frying pan and gets knocked back]
I can!
And so can I!
Both
Double-Dad Defense!
So, Oogway, this was the one destined to stop me? I will have his chi. And then all of theirs! [cuts of the panda villagers' escape with his blade; to Po] And you...You really thought you can send me back to the Spirit Realm? You are just a stupid mortal.
It only works on mortals. You're right. I can't send you there. But I can take you there. [points out in the air] What's that? [Kai looks distractedly; then jumps on Kai and headlocks him with his arms]
Po!
Son!
[looks at his family, Mr. Ping, and Tigress one last time; then...]
Skadoosh! [lowers his pinky, releasing a yellow shockwave]
Li Shan and Mr. Ping
SON!
NO!
[A yin-yang symbol made of flower petals appear where Po last stood after the shockwave]
What happened? Where's Po?
He took Kai away. He saved us.
No.
Mr. Ping He saved us. But who's saving him?
[Li Shan, Mr. Ping, Tigress, and all the other panda villagers gather around to use their chi to help Po before Kai tries taking away his while in the Spirit Realm]
Po...You taught us who we were meant to be. A father.
A friend.
Panda Cub
A dumpling kicker.
Panda Grandmother
A lethal fighting machine.
Big Fun A hugger.
A nunchuck chick.
Stripy baby.
Mr. Ping A family.
Li and Mr. Ping Son! [both run to Po and hug him]
Mr. Ping Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.
We thought we lost you.
No, you saved me. you all did. [looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs] Now, come on over here!
Big Fun [Everyone runs to Po]
Hugs!
The student has truly become the tea- [notices the Staff of Wisdom in Po's hand] Wait. Where did you get that?
Oh, this. Oogway gave it to me in the Spirit Realm.
I think I've mastered chi.
[sighs again, facepalms]
Of course you did. [looks at him hopefully] Can you teach me? [Po happily nods yes]
