A character in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Tigress quotes from Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)

Angelina Jolie

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016): in 8 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Po (6), Li Shan (4), Mr. Ping (4)

Scenes with Tigress

8 scenes
Tigress

Kai took the Valley, it's all gone... now he's coming for the pandas... you must teach them to fight!

Po

What's the occasion?

Today, will be my final class.

Po

Your final? I didn't know you were sick. Although, you have been looking a little--

[pushes him away with his staff; sighs]

I'm not sick.

Po

Healthy. A little healthy. A lot actually.

[facepalms]

My final class, because from now on, your training will be in the hands of the Dragon Warrior. [points his staff at Po]

Po
[nods and smiles for a second, then reacts in realization of shock; voice booming]

WHAT?! [almost knocks Shifu back with his strong lungs] Me, teach? I mean, why not Tigress? She's always telling everyone what to do.

Tigress

Be quiet, Po.

Po

See what I mean?

Tigress is not the Dragon Warrior. You are.

Po

Come on, they're the Five! What can I teach them?

Viper
[The Furious Five are battered and burned in the training hall after Po failed to teach them properly by winding up his words] [weakly]

Good job, Po.

Po
[meekly]

Did you at least learn a little something?

Tigress
[annoyed]

Yes. [puts out a fire in her ear] That you can't teach.

Crane

And Tigress is flammable, turns out.

[Tigress shows up at the Panda Village]

Who's she?

Lei Lei
[gasps and runs to Tigress and hugs her]

Big stripy baby!

Po

What are you doing here?

Tigress

Kai attacked the Valley. He's taken every master in China, including Shifu and the others. It's all gone, Po. Everything. Everyone.

Po

Everyone?

Tigress

Everyone.

[concerned]

How's my restaurant? [some pandas look at him, confused] We'll talk later.

Tigress

And now he's on his way here. [to Po] He's after you, Po. He's after all pandas.
[All the pandas gasp in horror, fearing that Kai is coming for them]

Tigress

This isn't going to work.

Po

It has to.

Tigress

You're not thinking straight.

Po

I am!

Tigress
[kicks his feet]

You're not.

Po

I am.

Tigress

No.

Po

Yes, I am.

Tigress

No, I've seen Kai. I see what he can do.

Po

But he hasn't seen what I can do. [does the Wuxi Finger Hold again, just like in the first film]

Tigress
[confused]

The Wuxi Finger Hold?

Po

It's my best move. I just have to get to Kai, grab his finger, and then, skadoosh, back to the spirit realm.

Tigress
[squeezes his hand]

He has an army of jade warriors. Everything they see, he sees. So, there's no sneaking up on him. [pushes him down] You'll never get close enough.

Po

It's gonna work. [gets up]

Tigress
[puts him down again and puts her feet on him]

He can only be stopped by a master of chi.

Po
[gets up again; offended]

Oh, you sound just like Shifu with the "Chi, chi, chi." "Chi this. Chi that." "Chi-chi-chi-chi-chi-chi!" I'm not a master of chi, okay? I don't know if I'm the Dragon Warrior. I don't even know if I'm a panda! I don't know who I am! You're right. There's no way I can stop him and his army.

Unless you had an army of your own.

Po

You?

Not just me.

[appearing behind him]

Us.

All of us. [all the other pandas appear] I finally found my son, after all these years. It's going to take a lot more than the end of the world to keep us apart.

Po

But you don't even know kung fu.

Then you will teach us.

Po

What? I can't teach you kung fu. I couldn't even teach Tigress. And she already knows kung fu!

Po, I know I'm the last guy you wanna trust right now. But you gotta believe me. We can do this. We can learn kung fu. We can be just like you!

[Po unrolls the jade scroll and gazes at the drawing of Oogway and Kai's battle, then sees Li Shan gazing at the drawing of the ancient panda masters using their chi to heal Oogway's wounds]

I wish I could have taught you this, son.

Po

It's okay, Dad. I'm...

Tigress
[They, Tigress, Mr. Ping, and all the other panda villagers suddenly hear the sound of Kai's blades]

He's here.

Po
[Kai launches himself to the top of the ice wall with his blades] [amazed]

That's what I call a dramatic entrance!

Kai

You must be the Dragon Warrior.

Po

And you must be Kai - Beast of Vengeance, Maker of Widows.

Kai

Yes! Finally! Thank you! Almost makes me want to spare your life.

Po

Oh, you want to spare me? How about you spare me the chit-chat, alright? Let's do this.

Kai

I'm going to take your chi, then the chi of every panda in the-

Po

Augh! Chit-chat.

Kai

In the-

Po

Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

Kai

In the-

Po

Chit-chat!

Kai

So, Oogway, this was the one destined to stop me? I will have his chi. And then all of theirs! [cuts of the panda villagers' escape with his blade; to Po] And you...You really thought you can send me back to the Spirit Realm? You are just a stupid mortal.

Po

It only works on mortals. You're right. I can't send you there. But I can take you there. [points out in the air] What's that? [Kai looks distractedly; then jumps on Kai and headlocks him with his arms]

Tigress

Po!

Son!

Po
[looks at his family, Mr. Ping, and Tigress one last time; then...]

Skadoosh! [lowers his pinky, releasing a yellow shockwave]

Li Shan and Mr. Ping

SON!

Kai

NO!

[A yin-yang symbol made of flower petals appear where Po last stood after the shockwave]

What happened? Where's Po?

Tigress

He took Kai away. He saved us.

No.

He saved us. But who's saving him?

[Li Shan, Mr. Ping, Tigress, and all the other panda villagers gather around to use their chi to help Po before Kai tries taking away his while in the Spirit Realm]

Po...You taught us who we were meant to be. A father.

Tigress

A friend.

Panda Cub

A dumpling kicker.

Panda Grandmother

A lethal fighting machine.

Big Fun

A hugger.

A nunchuck chick.

Lei Lei

Stripy baby.

A family.

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