James Hong movie quotes

View Quote (On the phone) Boil them until their flesh falls off....You heard me!!!!!

View Quote Shut up, Mr. Burton. You are not brought among this world to get it.

View Quote [calling to him telepathically] Egg Shen... EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin. [cackles] That's right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

View Quote "Message from the universe". I'll give you a message from the universe: Stay away from my son!

View Quote Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.

View Quote Po: [being chased by jade zombie Shifu] Oh, no! Master Shifu! I can't hit Shifu!
[Jade Zombie Shifu rams his head into a frying pan and gets knocked back]
Mr. Ping: I can!
Li Shan: And so can I!
Both: Double-Dad Defense!

View Quote Chi Fu: So it's true! I knew there was something wrong with you! A woman! Treacherous snake!
Mulan: My name is Mulan. I did it to save my father.
Chi Fu: High treason!
Mulan: I didn't mean for it to go this far.
Chi Fu: Ultimate dishonor!

View Quote Mulan: Father, you can't go!
Fa Zhou: Mulan...
Mulan: Please, sir, my father has already fought bravely, and...
Chi Fu: Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
Fa Zhou: Mulan, you dishonor me.

View Quote Shang: I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
Mulan: Sorry. [ in manly voice] Uh, I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is, when you get those manly urges! And you just got to kill something! Hm... Fix things, cook outdoors--
Shang: What's your name?
Mulan: Uh... I, uh... I...
Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question!
Mulan: Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.
Mushu: [whispers] Ling. How about Ling?
Mulan: [to Mushu, quietly and nodding in Ling's direction] His name is Ling.
Shang: I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours.
Mushu: Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.
Mulan: Ah Chu.
Shang: Ah Chu?
Mushu: Gesundheit. Ha, ha. I kill myself.
Mulan: Mushu!
Shang: Mushu?
Mulan: No!
Shang: Then what is it!
Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.
Mulan: It's Ping.
Shang: Ping?
Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my gir--
Mulan: [silencing Mushu] Yes. My name is Ping.
Shang: Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou... the Fa Zhou?
Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
Mulan: Uh, he doesn't talk about me much. [Attempts to spit, but it ends up dangling from her mouth.]
Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!

View Quote Po: Sorry, Dad.
Mr. Ping: "Sorry" doesn't make the noodles, son.

View Quote Mr. Ping: Po, what are you doing up there?
Po: Uh, nothing.

View Quote Mr. Ping: Po, I'm going to tell you something I should've told you long ago. I'm about to tell you the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup! Come here. The secret ingredient is...nothing!
Po: Huh?
Mr. Ping: You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient!
Po: Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
Mr. Ping: Don't have to. To make something special, you just have to believe it is special.
Po: [finally understands the Dragon Scroll's secret] There is no secret ingredient.