(Performing Wuxi Finger Hold)
You know what's the hardest part of this? The hardest part, is cleaning up afterwards.
Oogway
Randall Duk Kim · 40 quotes
Po
Jack Black · 38 quotes
Shifu
Dustin Hoffman · 34 quotes
Master Tigress
Angelina Jolie · 17 quotes
Tai Lung
Ian McShane · 17 quotes
Mantis
Seth Rogen · 6 quotes
Crane
David Cross · 5 quotes
Monkey
Jackie Chan · 4 quotes
Mr. Ping
James Hong · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Po & Oogway (20), Shifu & Oogway (15), Po & Shifu (10)
Kung Fu Panda quotes
Page 1 of 7(To Zeng)
I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior...is coming home.
(Upon seeing Po)
He's a panda! You're a Panda! What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me? (Reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
(When Shifu says it wasn't his fault Tai Lung wasn't chosen)
Not your fault?! Who filled my head with dreams?! Who drove me to train until my bones cracked?! Who denied me my DESTINY?!?
General Vachir [to Tai Lung]
Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway's finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
[while putting Po under acupuncture]
Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? I mean, look at me. I'm over here.
There's no words.
No denying that.
I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
[mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically]
He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior - fell out of the sky in a ball of fire!
When he walks, the very ground shakes.
[The Furious Five laugh, except Tigress]
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Yeah, or could be at least touch his toes.
Or even see his toes.
[The Furious Five laugh again. The camera turns to Po, having heard their insult about him.]
Po, I'm going to tell you something I should've told you long ago. I'm about to tell you the secret ingredient of my Secret Ingredient Soup! Come here. The secret ingredient is...nothing!
Huh?
You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient!
Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
Don't have to. To make something special, you just have to believe it is special.
Po, what are you doing up there?
Uh, nothing.
[Po turns around with a lot of peaches stuffed in his mouth]
Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!
Look at this tree, Shifu. (Indicates the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom) I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.
But there are things we can control! (Slams a fist into the tree, making several peaches fall around them) I can control where the fruit will fall! (Catches a peach, cuts it in half, takes the pit and slams it into the ground) And I can control where to plant the seed! That is no illusion, Master!
Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
Maybe it can - if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it, to believe in it.
There are no accidents.
Well, that was no accident either.
Thrice.
Po (in awe): No! The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! [pauses before whispering] Hello?
Have you finished sight-seeing? [Po gasps]
My patience has worn thin.
Oh, well it's not like you were going anywhere.
Would you please turn around?