Most scenes together: Po & Oogway (20), Shifu & Oogway (15), Po & Shifu (10)
You did? (Po nods and smiles.) Wow...It is just as Oogway...foretold... You are the Dragon Warrior. You have brought peace... to this valley... And... and to me... Thank you... Thank you... Po... Thank you... Thank you... [Slowly lays his head down, as if dead]
No! Master! No, no, no! Don't die Shifu! Please!
Shifu (angrily): I'm not dying, you idiot! - Er, I mean, Dragon Warrior... I am simply at peace... Finally.
...Wanna get something to eat?
Lets just start at zero; Level Zero.
Oh no. There is no such thing as Level Zero.
Hey! Maybe I can start on that! (Walks over to the punching bag-like object)
That? We use that for training children and propping the door open when it's hot!
Perfect! (Notices the Furious Five watching him with curious expressions) Eh... you just want me to wait until they go back on their own thing or...
Never mind them, go on, hit it.
Eh...okay...(Starts doing quick movements with his feet and mumbling to himself)
Would you hit it?!
Right....(Taps it, making it wobble)
Why don't you try again? A little harder?
Right...(Hits it harder, making it lean back a lot) How's th-- (is hit by it and sent flying into the moving ropes and swinging pendulums, only to be thrusted into Crane's tilting bowl, hitting his head several times until it tips over into the moving arm guard section, where it sets off a chain reaction that causes one to hit him in the groin) Ooooo-hoo-hoo! My tenders...(Slowly starts to move, activating the arms and smacking him into the fire floor area. The camera pans back to Shifu and the Furious Five, and we hear the fire activate and Po screaming. He slumps over next to Shifu, burnt and charred) How did I do?
There is now a Level Zero. (Puts out a flame on top of Po's head)
Sorry, Dad.
"Sorry" doesn't make the noodles, son.
The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!
But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become...the Dragon Warrior?
Focus.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Read it, Po and fulfill your destiny. Read it and become the Dragon Warrior.
Whoa, it's impossible to open. Okay, come on baby, come on now. Thank you. I probably loosened it up for you, though. Okay, here goes. [starts unrolling the scroll, and once he's finished, he screams in terror, startling the Five] ... It's blank.
What?
Here, look.
No, I forbid to look upon...! [stops himself; looks at the scroll] Blank. I don't...I don't understand.
Okay. So, like, Oogway was just a crazy old turtle, after all.
No. Oogway was wiser than us all.
Oh, come on! Face it, he picked me by accident. Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior. [sits on the floor; disappointed] Who am I kidding?
But who will stop Tai Lung?
He'll destroy everything and everyone.
No. Evacuate the valley. You must protect the villagers from Tai Lung's rage.
What about you, Master?
I will fight him.
I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape.
But, Shifu, he'll kill you.
Then I will finally have paid for my mistake. Listen to me, all of you. It is time for you to continue your journey without me. I am very proud to have been your master. [salutes Po and The Five and they salute in return]
Master, master! I have... it- it's very bad news!!
Ah, Shifu. There is just news- there is no good or bad.
Master, your vision- your vision was right! Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way! (pause)
That is bad news. If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.
Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
The panda?
Yes, the panda!
Master, please! [pushes her chair out] Let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you've trained us for!
No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! [points at Po, then realizes he's not there] Where'd he go? [cut to where Po is running down the stairs, screaming, only to be stopped by Shifu] You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!
Watch me! [tries to run down the stairs, but Shifu uses the stick to turn Po around] Come on! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs!
You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior! [pokes Po in his stomach]
Ow! You don't believe that! [Shifu swipes at his hand with Oogway's stick] Ooh! You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me! [Shifu knocks him to the ground]
Yes! I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master... as I have come to trust in mine.
You're not my master. And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Then why didn't you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed!
Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than I did every day of my life just being me. I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me, could make me... not me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!
But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And I will!
Come on! Tai Lung is on his way here right now! And even if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior? Huh? How?... How?... How?!?
I don't know!! [sighs] I don't know...
When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate... you stink. [Po frowns] But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you is with this. [pulls out a bowl of dumplings]
Oh great, 'cause I am hungry!
But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
Maybe it can. If you are willing to guide it, to nurture it, to believe in it.
But how? How?! I need your help, Master.
No. You just need to believe. Promise me Shifu. Promise me you will believe.
I...I will...try.
Good. (Looks around at the peach tree petals floating around him.) My time has come. (Hands Shifu his staff.) You must continue your journey, without me.
Tai Lung (leaning on the bridge): Where's the Dragon Warrior?
How do you know you're not looking at her? (Tai Lung laughs)
You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you. (the Furious Five) I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen.
Po?
So that is his name. Po. Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Finally! Oh, yes. The power of the Dragon Scroll...is NO MATCH FOR ME! [opens the Dragon Scroll, but finds nothing but a golden reflection] IT'S NOTHING!
There is no secret ingredient. [Tai Lung throws the Dragon Scroll to the ground in frustration] It's just you. [looks down at the golden reflection and smiles]
[Tai Lung starts seething and snarling in fury, realizing over all the work he did for nothing, and strikes his nerve attack at Po in the chest, making him fall to the ground, and starts laughing, feeling like he's being tickled]
The Wuxi finger hold!
Oh, you know this hold?
You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!
Nope. I figured it out. (Po then flexes his pinky finger) Skadoosh!
What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Don't tempt me. [Laughs] Now, I'm gonna use this. [Holds up the Dragon Scroll] You want it? Come get it.
You're just a big... fat... panda! (Po grabs his finger)
I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.
