Tigress
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane
Yeah, or at least touch his toes.
Monkey
Or even see his toes.
Played by Jackie Chan 
Kung Fu Panda (2008) · 98 quotes
Kung Fu Panda (2008) · 98 quotes
Scenes with Monkey
4 scenes Tigress
Crane
Monkey
Tai Lung (leaning on the bridge): Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Tigress
How do you know you're not looking at her? (Tai Lung laughs)
Tai Lung
You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you. (the Furious Five) I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen.
Monkey
Po?
Tai Lung
So that is his name. Po. Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Tigress
[as Po bounces down the palace steps]
If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey
But he will.
Viper
He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis
He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.
Mantis
There's no words.
Crane
No denying that.
Viper
I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
Crane
[mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically]
He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior - fell out of the sky in a ball of fire!
Mantis
When he walks, the very ground shakes.
Tigress
[The Furious Five laugh, except Tigress]
One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane
Yeah, or could be at least touch his toes.
Monkey
Or even see his toes.
[The Furious Five laugh again. The camera turns to Po, having heard their insult about him.]
