Photo: TMDB

Jackie Chan movie quotes

76 quotes from 11 movies

Rush Hour (1998) as Lee

View Quote (When instructed to flash Carter's badge and photo ID to a group of gangsters) This won't work. I no 6' 1.

View Quote I don't care about him. I don't care about you. I care about the little girl.

View Quote (Outtakes) They must not go to bla...(Carter) You right man, let's go tell'em. (The Carter leaves)

All 18 quotes from Lee »

The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) as Lu Yan

View Quote Formless, nameless, the true master dwells within. Only you can free him.

View Quote Remember what I taught you.

View Quote Praying Mantis, very good. For catching bugs, but not tigers.

All 14 quotes from Lu Yan »

Around the World in 80 Days (2004) as Passepartout

View Quote We are not giving up! I almost died! You almost died! We take the next ship and win that bet!

View Quote Chained Agent: Give me the Jade Buddha!
Passepartout: Okay, okay...What's Budd-air? [knocks the agent out]

View Quote Phileas: They'll check all trains heading east. Even if we could make it to the coast, we can't sail into Singapore or even Hong Kong, as they're both British colonies.
Monique: Does England own everything in Asia?
Passepartout: Not China. Not yet.

All 8 quotes from Passepartout »

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) as Monkey

View Quote At the first sight of trouble, I'll give you a signal: Ka-kaw! Kee-kee!

View Quote We cannot give up hope. Po would want us to remain strong. Hardcore. Right, Tigress?

View Quote Here's your New Year's gift!

All 7 quotes from Monkey »

The Medallion (2003) as Eddie

View Quote [Observing his formerly deceased nude body now as his resurrected self in morgue] Is my nose really that big?

View Quote Snakehead: [After fleeing the henchmen who are after the Medallion, Eddie runs into Snakehead in the forest] We meet again... Eddie Yang.
Eddie: Where's the boy?
Snakehead: My guest is of no concern of yours. All that matters is that you have the other half of the medallion.

View Quote [When Jackie his Giscard trapped in the bins]
Giscard: Ever heard of police brutality?
Eddie: Sounds like fun.

All 6 quotes from Eddie »

The Tuxedo (2002) as Jimmy

View Quote That's definitely not a rental.

View Quote The name's Tong, James Tong.

View Quote When I look at you, I have a wet dream.

All 6 quotes from Jimmy »

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) as Splinter

View Quote [from trailer] 1 day, and 15 years ago, everything changed. We was covered in this ooze someone dumped in the sewers. Whatever this ooze was, it transformed us. It was weird, but we became a family.

View Quote My son, Michelangelo, you have heart. Donatello, you have wisdom. Raphael, you have bravery. And Leonardo, honor.

View Quote [to Michaelangelo] Hey! Don't use that word that way.

All 5 quotes from Splinter »

Karate Kid: Legends (2025) as Mr. Han

View Quote Our traditions are rooted in history: karate, kung fu. The tree grows strong.

View Quote I did not came looking for Sensei Miyagi. I came looking for you.

View Quote In life, you have only one question. Is it worth fighting for it or not?

All 4 quotes from Mr. Han »

Kung Fu Panda (2008) as Monkey

View Quote [as Po bounces down the palace steps] Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.

View Quote Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane: Yeah, or at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.

View Quote Tai Lung (leaning on the bridge): Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Tigress: How do you know you're not looking at her? (Tai Lung laughs)
Tai Lung: You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you. (the Furious Five) I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen.
Monkey: Po?
Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po. Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

All 4 quotes from Monkey »

Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) as Monkey

View Quote Monkey: I didn't get invited either.

View Quote [As Kai destroys statues outside the Jade Palace]
Shifu: I will not let you destroy Oogway's memory!
Kai: Why not? He destroyed mine.
Monkey: [grabbing jade Mantis] Mantis! It is me, your bestie! [jade Mantis punches him] Sorry Tigress! I’m sorry! Sorry!

View Quote Po: I recognize these guys! The Master Badger Twins, with their Crushing Double-Gong technique! [The jade Badger Twins bash him with their technique] Ow! Yeah, that's the one! And that guys is… [gasps] No! Master Porcupine!
Monkey: [deflects a firing quill back at him] I thought he died a hundred years ago.
Po: These guys are legend!

The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) as Master Wu

View Quote A true ninja knows when to fight, and when to become one with the elements.