Del
Get some rest and medication!
Jimmy
What?
Del
We'll be in communication!
Jimmy
But I don't have your phone number!
The Tuxedo quotes
Jimmy
Jimmy
Jimmy
You are very smart. Good speller.
Cheryl
Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.
TUX
Welcome to the Tactical Uniform Experiment. Tuxedo recognizing new user. Mapping user's neurological structure. Activate wristwatch for desired function.
Jimmy
Demo... Okay, show me.
Jimmy
Uh Oh!
TUX
Caution... Demolition mode. The Tuxedo will consider any object a target and act to destroy it.
Jimmy
Oh, what's happening?
TUX
Exit the demolition mode immediately.
Lundeen
What's in.. Salt?.. [heart beating in the dropping cup water on floor]
Winton
Life's a bitch.
Del
He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.
Clark
Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women.
Clark
Never touch my tuxedo.
Jimmy
That's definitely not a rental.
Jimmy
The name's Tong, James Tong.
Dietrich
We at Banning Springs have developed a new filtration process that would protect your assets against the biological holocaust that's coming.
Jimmy
When I look at you, I have a wet dream.
Dietrich
You're helping me out by being a guinea pig for a new product.