Jason Isaacs movie quotes

View Quote (Shaggy: Woah, dude! What do you want with us?) [chuckles] I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]

View Quote Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you?

View Quote Oh I have a grand plans for Freddie Boy.

View Quote Your parents were meddlesome fools too! Mark my words, Potter: one day, you are going to meet the same, sticky end.

View Quote Let me see...red hair, vacant expressions, tatty second-hand books, you must be the Weasleys.

View Quote You lost me my SERVANT!!!

View Quote "You Delta boys are bunch of undisciplined cowboys. Let me tell you something, Sergeant. When we get on the five yard line, you're gonna need my Rangers. So y'all better learn to be team players."

View Quote "If I ever see you undermine me again, I'll have you cleaning latrines with your tongue until you can't taste the difference between shit and french fries. Are we clear?"

View Quote "We are combat-ineffective, you understand me? We got too damn many wounded to move!"

View Quote Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.

View Quote Come on, fly to the rescue. And I'll shoot you, right through your noble intentions.

View Quote Pan...you're pink!

View Quote Do you know what the cure for the human condition is? Disease. Because that's the only way one could hope for a cure.

View Quote And do you know what we used to recommend for the common stomach ailment? The application of leeches. Based on the diagnosis, I always pitied the leech.

View Quote [as the orderlies strap Lockhart down] It's all for your own safety Mr. Lockhart. We don't believe in chemical anesthesia at the institute. The impurities inhibit the cure. But, with the proper focus, the mind can overcome any amount of pain.

View Quote Colonel William Tavington: General, what is this?
Brigadier General O'Hara: Prisoner exchange. He has eighteen of our officers.
Colonel William Tavington: Who is he? I recognize him.
Brigadier General O'Hara: He is the commander of the militia. Your "Ghost". [Tavington draws his sword and advances on Martin.] Stay that sword, Colonel! He rode in under a white flag for formal parley.
Colonel William Tavington: This is madness.
Brigadier General O'Hara: If you harm him, you condemn our officers.
Colonel William Tavington: General, with respect, sir, he's killed as many officers in the last two months.
Brigadier General O'Hara: He has shown no aggression here. Hence he cannot be touched.
Colonel William Tavington: Has he, now? [to Martin] You! So you're the Ghost, are you? I remember you! On that farm, and that stupid little boy! [Martin turns around] Did he die? Hm? [Martin walks up to him.] You know, it's an ugly business, doing one's duty. But just occasionally... it's a real pleasure.
Benjamin Martin: ...Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you.
Colonel William Tavington: Why wait?
Benjamin Martin: Soon.

View Quote Colonel William Tavington: This town has given aid to Benjamin Martin and his rebels. I wish to know his whereabouts. So, anyone who comes forward may be forgiven their treason. [silence] Very well, you had your chance.
Hardwick: Wait! This man gives Martin and his men supplies!
Peter Howard: Quiet!
Hardwick: He brings them to Black Swamp!
Anne Howard Martin: He's a liar!
Peter Howard: You damn fool!
Hardwick: In the marsh, by the old Spanish mission!
Colonel William Tavington: This man here?
Hardwick: Yes.
Colonel William Tavington: The Black Swamp, you say? By the old Spanish mission. Thank you very much. Shut the doors!
Hardwick: But you said…we'd be forgiven!
Colonel William Tavington: And indeed you may! But that's between you and God.
[British soldiers shut and seal the church doors. Captain Wilkins approaches Tavington.]
Captain Wilkins: Ready to fire the town on your orders, sir.
Colonel William Tavington: The town? Burn the church.
Captain Wilkins: [Realizing] There's no honour in this.
Colonel William Tavington: Didn't you say that all who stand against England deserve to die a traitor's death? Burn the church, Captain.

View Quote [Tavington has Benjamin wounded and on his knees]
Colonel William Tavington: Kill me before the war is over, will you? It appears you are not the better man.
[he swings his sword, but Benjamin dodges it, grabs a rifle and impales him with its bayonet]
Benjamin Martin: You're right. [picks up a loose bayonet…] My sons were better men. […and slits Tavington's throat with it]

View Quote Harry: Where's Sirius?
Lucius Malfoy: You know, you really should learn to tell the difference between dreams and reality. You only saw what the Dark Lord wanted you to see. Now hand me the prophecy.
Harry: You do anything to us and I'll break it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: [laughs] He knows how to play! Itty bitty baby Potter!
Neville: Bellatrix Lestrange.
Bellatrix Lestrange: Neville Longbottom is it? How's mum and dad?
Neville: Better [points wand] now they're about to be avenged.
Lucius Malfoy [slowly raises wand]: Now let's everybody just calm down, shall we?

View Quote Lucius Malfoy: All we want is that prophecy.
Harry: Why did Voldemort need me to come and get this?
Bellatrix Lestrange: You dare speak his name? You filthy half-blood!
Lucius Malfoy: It's alright, he's just a curious lad aren't you? Prophecies can only be retrieved by those about whom they are made. Which is lucky for you, really. [whispers] Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark lord? Why he was unable to kill you, when you were just an infant? Don't you want to know the secret of you scar? All the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do, is give it to me, and I can show you everything.
[The Death Eaters surround Harry's group]
Harry: I waited 14 years.
Lucius Malfoy: I know.
Harry: Guess I can wait a little longer. Now!
Harry, Ron, Neville & Ginny: Stupefy!
Hermione & Luna: Stupefy!

View Quote Lucius Malfoy: Did you actually believe, were you truly naive enough to think that children stood a chance, against us. I'll make this simple for you Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die.
Neville: Don't give it to him Harry!
Bellatrix Lestrange: Sst!
[Harry hesitates but hands over the prophecy. Malfoy holds it up and a white light distracts them.]
Sirius: Get away from my godson. [punches Malfoy]

View Quote Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women.

View Quote Never touch my tuxedo.