Captain Hook Old, alone... done for. [gets eaten by the giant crocodile]
Played by Jason Isaacs 
Peter Pan (2003) · 18 quotes
Peter Pan (2003) · 18 quotes
Most-quoted character in Peter Pan (2003): in 9 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael (2), Smee (2)
Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.
More lines from Captain Hook
4 quotes Captain Hook Captain Hook Pan...you're pink!
Captain Hook Split my infinitives.
Captain Hook Come on, fly to the rescue. And I'll shoot you, right through your noble intentions.
Scenes with Captain Hook
4 scenes
Mr. Darling
I have been HUMILIATED! No! I must become a man that children fear and adults respect, or we shall all... end up... in the street!
Mrs. Darling
George, not so loud.
Aunt Millicent George, the neighbors will hear.
Mr. Darling
Let them hear! Let the whole world know! [about Nana] This is not a nurse! This... is a :dog! [to Wendy] Tomorrow, you will begin your instruction with Aunt Millicent. It's time for you to grow up!
Peter
Was it you, Tink?
Tinker Bell [with a halo over her head]
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! [transforms into an evil fairy]
Peter
Then I am your friend no more. [tosses her aside]
Oh, how sweet. [Peter looks disgusted] What? Are mermaids not sweet?
Peter
They'll sweetly drown you if you get too close.
Mr. Darling
Look, why, it's snowing! Goodness, we'll catch our death!
Aunt Millicent Better death than gossip!
Pirate Beg for yer lives!
Sir! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not [beg!]
Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.
Hook Skip the prologue
So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.
Noodler Was one of them pirates called [Noodler]?
Yes.
Noodler Capt'n, did you hear? I am in a story!
Hook [shoots Noodler]
What fun he must have had.
Yes but he was rather lonely.
Hook Lonely? He needed a Wendy.
Pirate I need a Wendy. [Hooks shoots him]
Oh, very exciting! Two dead already!
Hook Why a Wendy?
He liked my stories.
Hook What stories?
Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.
Hook Love stories?
Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!
Hook They all end in a kiss.
gasps
Hook A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you. [cuts her free from the mast]She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?
You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.
Hook Alas, I have no happy thoughts.
That brings you down!
Hook [Hook threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook]
How else?
Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!
The Lost Boys
Michael!
Hook What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?
He has no unhappy thoughts.
Aunt Millicent Is your name Slightly?
Slightly
Yes.
Aunt Millicent Then I am your mother.
Slightly
How do you know?
Aunt Millicent I feel it in my bones.
Hook If I were you, I would give up.
Pan
If you were me, I would be ugly!
Cap'n? Cap'n! As I was sitting wide-eyed on my watch, I noticed it was winter time on the water but springtime on the shore, I says to me self "that's early for spring to be a stir", spring's not due 'til 3 p.m, check the time yourself Cap'n and then tell-
Hook (Hook smashed the watch with his hook and wakes up sleepily)
I was dreaming, Smee, of Pan.
Pan, Cap'n?
Hook And in my dream, I was a magnanimous fellow full of forgiveness. I thanked Pan for cutting off my hand, and to giving me this fine hook for disembowelling and ripping throats, and other such homely uses as combing my hair.
So, Pan did you a favour then, Cap'n?
Hoot
A favour? [Smee gives Hook his hook] He threw my hand to a crocodile. The beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me. [using his hook closer to Smee's face] YOU CALL THAT A FAVOUR?!?!
[noticing his glasses is a bit falling]
No, no, no, no... [Hook gently pushes the glasses with his hook] Thank you.
Hook Thank Lucifer the beast swallowed a clock [throws the broken clock with others], if it wasn't for the ticking, it would've had me by now, why did you wake me Smee?
I said Captain, the ice is melting, the sun is out and the flowers are all in bloom.
Hook He's back!
Captain Hook Why is he? What is he? I'll have one last story before you die - the story of Peter Pan.
Captain Hook Croc on the Ship! Take out your weapons, guns and swords! [The pirates scream in panic, and Ran to get their supples]
[Gets Dropped by Hook]
Oof! [After He Leaves, Peter’s Feet Comes Down and He is Holding Wendy, who is still alive, the darling brothers and the lost boys are gasped and relieved and Hook hears them]
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