Cap'n? Cap'n! As I was sitting wide-eyed on my watch, I noticed it was winter time on the water but springtime on the shore, I says to me self "that's early for spring to be a stir", spring's not due 'til 3 p.m, check the time yourself Cap'n and then tell-

(Hook smashed the watch with his hook and wakes up sleepily)

I was dreaming, Smee, of Pan.

Pan, Cap'n?

And in my dream, I was a magnanimous fellow full of forgiveness. I thanked Pan for cutting off my hand, and to giving me this fine hook for disembowelling and ripping throats, and other such homely uses as combing my hair.

So, Pan did you a favour then, Cap'n?

A favour? [Smee gives Hook his hook] He threw my hand to a crocodile. The beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me. [using his hook closer to Smee's face] YOU CALL THAT A FAVOUR?!?!

[noticing his glasses is a bit falling]

No, no, no, no... [Hook gently pushes the glasses with his hook] Thank you.

Thank Lucifer the beast swallowed a clock [throws the broken clock with others], if it wasn't for the ticking, it would've had me by now, why did you wake me Smee?

I said Captain, the ice is melting, the sun is out and the flowers are all in bloom.

He's back!