Dick Dastardly quotes from Scoob! (2020) ... Movie Quotes Database

Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? [His robotic henchmen salute him.] I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do. Not. Fail. Me!

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Brian

[They arrive in the abandoned amusement park, Funland, in Romania as Brian and Dynomutt step out of the Falcon Fury]

Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!

Scooby

[whimpers]

Second thoughts?

Shaggy

Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.

Shaggy

[They follow Brian and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]

Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]

Brian

According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.

Brian

[They look up and see Dastardly's Mean Machine arriving]

Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?

Dastardly

[Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt glare at him] [laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten]

You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!

Dee Dee

Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]

Dynomutt

[activating his missiles]

Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—

Brian

RUN!

Dynomutt

[sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly]

Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.

Dastardly

[As Scooby and Shaggy continue running away, Dee Dee flies and fires some of the Rottens and parts of the Mean Machine as Dastardly lowers down and lands to the ground]

Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!

Shaggy

This way!

Shaggy

[They run into an arcade and barricade the door with old video games, but as one Rotten's head pops out of a whack-a-mole game, they grab mallets and start hitting the Rotten's heads every time they show up, and thus winning points and tickets, then one Rotten shows in it's cute form. They are awed by it at first, but Shaggy hits it with his mallet.]

Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.

Shaggy

[Dastardly kicks the door open and aims his laser at them]

Woah, dude! What do you want with us?

Dastardly

[chuckles]

I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]

Shaggy

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Scooby

RAGGY!

Dastardly

[charging to try to grab Scooby]

Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!

Brian

[Shaggy continues flying until he lands on the Ferris wheel where Brian is hiding.]

Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.

Dastardly

[Scooby runs away from the Rottens, but they corner him, and Scooby runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors.]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.

Scooby

Is he chipped?

Dastardly

Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.

Scooby

But, I don't have your key. No pockets.

Dastardly

No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.

Scooby

No thanks, Dastardly.

Dastardly

Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.

Scooby

R'OK, Rick.

Dastardly

No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.

Scooby

Rick with a D.

Dastardly

[grumbles]

Da-Da-Da-Dick.

Scooby

Ra-ra-ra-Rick.

Dastardly

Dick, Dick, *DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!* [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.

Shaggy

[The Rottens fire at the Ferris wheel]

Brian, do something!

Brian

Like what?!

Shaggy

Like drop some F-bombs!

Brian

Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!

Shaggy

No! Falcon bombs!

Brian

You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.

Shaggy

There right there!

Brian

Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?

Shaggy

Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!

Dastardly

[He throws the falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play Hot Potato with the falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and it's bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming] [searching for Scooby-Doo]

Here boy! Where are you?

Scooby

[Scooby slowly pops out of a bumper car where he's hiding and sighs in relief, thinking he lost him, but he turns, sees Dastardly right in front of him and screams.]

Ahhh!

Dastardly

You're mine, Scooby-Doo!

Dynomutt

[Dynomutt kicks Dastardly]

Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.

Dastardly

[They escape on Scooby's bumper car as the Rottens get under Dastardly's bumper car]

Follow that dog!

Dynomutt

[They follow Scooby and Dynomutt in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Shaggy and Brian to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]

Brian!

Scooby

[gasps]

Raggy!

Shaggy

[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Dastardly follows them on the roller coaster]

I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]

Dastardly

Give me that dog!

Scooby

Raggy!

Shaggy

Scooby!

Brian

Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"

Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt

#FoxyFalcon!

Dastardly

[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly falling with his bumper car]

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]

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Shaggy

[In the Falcon Fury, the car floats in the air while Scooby and Shaggy float up.] [unamused]

Not again.

Dee Dee

[They then fall to the floor.]

Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads?

Scooby

Dastardly said I was the key.

Dee Dee

The key to what?

Brian

Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!

Dynomutt

Why? Because the bad guy said so?

Brian

Exactly. [to Shaggy] What did Dastardly say about you?

Shaggy

Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."

Brian

Harsh.

Shaggy

Then he shot me through the wall.

Brian

Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!

Shaggy

Huh?

Dynomutt

Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?

Dee Dee

Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...

Brian

Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!

Scooby

Cool! [walks off with Brian]

Shaggy

[confused]

Uh... Right behind you, Scoob. [He, Dee Dee and Dynomutt followed]

Dastardly

[Meanwhile, on the Dick Dastardly-like crater, the villain gets himself up.]

Drat, drat, and double drat! [Dick’s watch rings. He answers.] What is it?

Dastardly

[The red damaged bot was on his watch, telling them about...] [gasps; gets an idea]

Scooby-Doo’s friends. How perfect! Send me their location immediately!
[The red bot was transferring Mystery Inc’s location.]

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Daphne

[Meanwhile, the Mystery Machine was still on the road.]

Hurry, Fred! Shaggy and Scooby are in trouble and your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition is taking forever!

Velma

Technically, this route is 73 meters longer than the highway.

Fred

Meters, Velma? I don’t even know what that means. What are we, in Europe? [He steers the van around some passing cars.]

Velma

You know, for the record, it’s a quantitatively superior measurement system. Get with the program, Fred.

Fred

Oh, you mean like your program? [imitates Velma] I’m Velma! Beep boop bop. The world is ones and zeroes.

Velma

Maybe if you spend more time reading books, then…

Daphne

Guys! Stop. Why are we fighting?

Fred, Daphne, and Velma

[realized]

We didn’t eat lunch!

Fred

Oh, we’re just hangry.

Velma

Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared, there’s been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches for breakfast.

Daphne

[sighs]

I miss them.

Fred

Oh, me too. Those little butter spreads on top of the best.

Daphne

No, the guys. Not the sandwiches.

Velma

I miss them, too.

Shaggy [on video]

[Velma pulls out her phone to show some photos of Scooby and Shaggy before coming to a recorded video. It shows Mystery Inc getting ready to take a group selfie.]

Ready?

Scooby [on video]

Ready!

Daphne [on video]

[Everyone made big smiles, unaware that it was on video.]

Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.

Fred [on video]

Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.

Velma [on video]

Shaggy, you have it on video.

Shaggy [on video]

Oops! Sorry.

Velma

[He turns off the recording. Then, a text appears showing the two with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.]

Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?

Fred

Of course! Blue light, beamed up. That’s the Falcon Fury!

Velma

How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?

Fred

Because I am an American man.

Daphne

Oh, I’m so happy they’re okay!

Velma

[Just then, they hear a police siren behind them.]

Oh, no.

Jaffe

[offscreen]

Pull over.

Fred

Oh, boy.

Fred

[They pull over at the side of the road.]

Okay, guys, let me do the talking. I've seen cops like six times. So I know exactly what to say. Good evening, Officer... [As he looked at the officer, it was actually a female officer.]

Daphne

Fred, say something!

Fred

Hi.

Jaffe

Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going? [The racing car speeds passes]

Fred

Was it, uh, too fast?

Daphne

[groans]

Funny story, Officer. We were rushing to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.

Jaffe

Uh-huh. Step out of the vehicle. All of you.

Velma

[Fred, Daphne and Velma gets out of the Mystery Machine]

You've gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.

Jaffe

Ooh, dangerous. Sounds like he's a... handsome guy.

Daphne

Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.

Jaffe

Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.

Daphne

No, in a super gross way.

Velma

Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.

Jaffe

[in Dastardly's voice]

How dare you! [rips herself off, revealing Dastardly]

Daphne and Velma

[In unison, shocked]

Dick Dastardly?!

Fred

[shocked]

I’ve so many… mixed feelings.

Velma

How did you find us?

Dastardly

Oh, let’s just say I had… [opens the front door of the Mystery Machine] ...inside information.

Dastardly

[The red bot climbs out of the Mystery Machine and turns to the scorpion bot. Two more come out of the back of the police cruiser. Wasp bots flew out of the police car as well.]

You have the right to remain silent. [The robots chased after Fred, Daphne and Velma.] And everything you said about my face! [They pin Fred, Daphne and Velma down on the ground.] Will be used against you in a court of claw! [The giant claw from the Mean Machine above comes down and grabs the Mystery Machine going up and the robots takes Fred, Daphne and Velma up to the airship.]

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Fred

Velma?

Fred

[Velma comes to Fred and they see a study board of the history of Cerberus. The gang were in awe.] [grabs a pic of an ancient lock]

Check it. That's a lock. But to where?

Daphne

[sees another pic and gasps]

The Gates to the Underworld.

Velma

[serious face]

It all makes sense now…

Fred

Oh, boy. That's the serious face. We always get in trouble after that face.

Velma

Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure. That's where the lock comes in. Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it. Or one of their descendants.

Daphne

[gasps]

Dastardly's going to use Scooby to unlock the Gates to the Underworld.

Fred

So what? What happens then?

Velma

Then all hell breaks loose. Literally. There's more than treasure behind those gates.

Fred

Aw, jinkies. [Velma looks at him funny] What? I’m sorry! Someone had to say it.

Velma

Look over there.

Daphne and Velma

[They find a memorial shrine with memorabilia like an old flight helmet, a stuffed pigeon, and a portrait of a dog named Muttley. Next to it shows Dick and Muttley on a magazine.]

Whoa.

Daphne

[Daphne sees a dog bowl on the desk and picks it up. she reads the name on the bowl]

"Muttley."

Dastardly

[Suddenly the door opens they see Dastardly and the Rottens burst into the room.]

Put that down! [Fred puts the pic in his shirt while he snatches the bowl.] You have no right to be in here, Mystery Morons!

Fred

It’s Mystery Inc!

Velma

Yeah, Fred, he knows.

Daphne

Who is Muttley?

Dastardly

[puts the bowl on the table and looks at portrait of Muttley]

Muttley was my partner, my criminal co-conspirator, until... until...

Dastardly [voice-over]

[Flashback begins with a portal to the underworld opening]

I opened a portal, a back door to the underworld, and through it, a glowing gold vision. [He and Muttley laugh and celebrate, then he throws Muttley to fetch gold for him] As I was about to enter, Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.

Muttley

[grumbling]

Rasm-Frasm. Ingrate. [He feels a forcefield in the portal]

Dastardly [voice-over]

I pleaded to him, "Muttley, please don't do this." But no, the flatulent fleabag wouldn't listen to reason.

Muttley

[grumbles as he enters the underworld through the portal and takes the treasure]

Ta-da!

Dastardly

Good boy, Muttley. Bring it. Yes, yes, come on.

Dastardly [voice-over]

[Muttley is about to return to the ship with the treasure, but the forcefield blocks him from returning]

But that ticket was a one-way trip.

Dastardly

Muttley?

Dastardly [voice-over]

Even if I'd opened a billion portals, he could never come back.

Muttley

[continues to struggle through the portal with the treasure, then he turns around and sees Cerberus, who is offscreen, coming towards him]

Uh-oh.

Dastardly

Muttley! Oh, no. No! Get out of there! [As the portal is getting destroyed, Muttley continues struggling through the portal, but Cerberus grabs Muttley, thus trapping him in the underworld forever.] Muttley! [echoes] MUTTLEY!!!!!!

Dastardly

[The portal is now destroyed as the flashback ends]

Because Muttley isn't the key. [curtain shuts] Return them to their cell!

Velma

Please, Dastardly, lf you unlock those gates you’re…

Dastardly

[The Rottens takes Fred, Velma and Daphne back to the cells] [grabs Fred]

Poor man’s Hemsworth stays with me.

Fred

How dare you. Wait, Chris or Liam? [Dastardly pulls him grunts]

Daphne

What are you doing with him?!

Dastardly

Oh I have grand plans for Freddie boy. [door closes]

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Shaggy

[On the Falcon Fury, Shaggy walks through the atrium]

Huh?

Young Shaggy

[A holographic person pushes a tray labeled, "For Incineration", with two canisters and Scooby's collar. Shaggy grabs the collar and gazes at it with a sad whistful expression. A flashback shows his young self putting the collar on puppy Scooby, then hugging him]

I'll never leave you. No matter what.

Fred

[In the present, Shaggy continues to stare sadly at Scooby's collar in his hands. He hears a horn honking and puts the collar in his pocket. Outside, Fred waves from the Mystery Machine]

Hey!

Shaggy

[happily]

Fred?

Fred

Shaggy?

Shaggy

Fred!

Fred

Shaggy! [hugs him]

Shaggy

How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?

Fred

Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?

Shaggy

No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.

Fred

Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.

Shaggy

Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.

Fred

Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]

Captain Caveman

[Scooby and Brian followed Captain Caveman to the arena]

As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]

Scooby

Brian, we found the last skull!

Brian

Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.

Captain Caveman

Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.

Scooby

You?

Brian

Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.

Scooby

Doesn't sound heroic.

Brian

[to Captain Caveman]

Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.

Captain Caveman

Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.

Captain Caveman

[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]

All right now, let's get our fight on!

Brian

[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle starts]

Come at me, little man!

Captain Caveman

[The caveman group gasp in shock]

Little?! Did you just call me little?!

Scooby

No, he said big.

Brian

I did call you little, pipsqueak.

Scooby

He said big squeak.

Captain Caveman

You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

Captain Caveman

[He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]

I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!

Dynomutt

[as he and Dee Dee witness the battle]

Brian! Come on.

Brian

Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.

Cavewomen Cheerleaders

Ra ra, ra ra ra!

Brian

[gets up from underneath the piece of the wall]

Scooby, help!

Scooby

What do I do?!

Brian

Use the suit thingies!

Captain Caveman

[lands on the piece of the wall]

Who's your captain?

Cavewomen Cheerleaders

Captain Caveman!

Captain Caveman

[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]

Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!

Scooby

I want my Raggy!

Dee Dee

[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]

You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.

Dynomutt

On it.

Dee Dee

[as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off]

Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]

Captain Caveman

I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!

Dynomutt

[The Mystery Machine, ridden by Fred and Shaggy rides into the stadium]

Uh...

Shaggy

Look out!

Captain Caveman

[Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]

Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!

Shaggy

[gets out of the Mystery Machine]

Scooby!

Scooby

Raggy? How'd you get here?

Shaggy

No, let me go first. Scoob-

Dynomutt

[interrupting]

Where did that anachronistic van come from?

Shaggy

Fred brought it, but that's not important.

Dee Dee

[puzzled]

How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]

Shaggy

I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…

Brian

[confused]

Who's Fred?

Shaggy

[continued]

…right now, I need to tell Scoob—

Fred

[in Dastardly's voice; laughs]

Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]

Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee

[In unison, shocked]

Dick Dastardly?!

Dastardly

That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]

Shaggy

[looks up]

Oh, no!

Dastardly

[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]

If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

Scooby

[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]

RAGGY!!!!

Shaggy

SCOOBY!!!!

Dastardly

Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

Brian

[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]

Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?

Dastardly

Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.

Brian

Well, good thing we have one!

Dastardly

Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]

Brian

There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.

Brian

[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed they shocked] [groans and drops Fred]

I hate it when I'm right.

Dynomutt

We're lucky it doesn't happen often.

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Scooby

[After Fred, Daphne Velma and Shaggy and the Falcon Force crash the Mystery Machine in Athens]

No! NO!

Dick Dastardly

I told you, you were the most important dog in the world. Now, let me show you why! [begins moving Scooby, forcing him to place his paw on the gate to the underworld, in which he does] And the slipper fits! [The gate to the underworld activates] It's happening! It's finally happening!

Dastardly

[As the gate to the underworld opens, a gigantic monstrous three-headed dog, Cerberus, comes out. Dastardly gasps while Scooby is shocked before Cerberus howls fearsomely, snarling threateningly]

Uh, oh! Little more than I bargained for! [Cerberus growls again; intimidated, to Scooby] If I were you, I'd RUUUUUUUUUUN!
[Everyone starts to panic, scream and run away from the giant Cerberus, while Scooby runs with the other civilians away from Cerberus, Dastardly runs to hide by the gate to the underworld]

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Dastardly

[In the Underworld, Dastardly walks in a huge hole in the ground. His eyes widen as he spots a valley of gold treasure]

At long last! My treasure! [laughs excitedly as he pushes a gold statue and a chest out of his way, then looks heartbroken when he sadly spots Muttley's body lying down] Oh, no! I'm too late. [crouches down] I've been searching for years, my friend, and I didn't make it in time. [hugs his motionless dog, who smacks his lips and wakes up] I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. There are so many things we never got to do together. [sobs as Muttley snickers; confused] Huh? [looks at him while holding him by his armpits] You're alive?

Dastardly

[Muttley snickers again] [angrily]

You're alive! You cantankerous canine! How could you do that to me?! [pounds Muttley's head]

Muttley

[growls angrily as he rubs his head]

Rasm-Frasm. [bites Dastardly's leg]

Dastardly

Stop! I'm not joking! Stop! [shakes Muttley off of his leg. As they growl at each other while attempting to attack, he cringes] Oh! I… [happily] …can't stay mad! You're alive! [lifts Muttley while laughing and swings him around in circles]

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Dastardly

[Dastardly and Muttley run out of the Underworld while carrying a handful of gold bars, diamonds and the chest]

Farewell, fools!

Muttley

Sayanora, suckers!

Fred

Dastardly?!

Dastardly

We're rich!

Muttley

Rasm-Frasm. Money bath! Heh-heh-heh-heh!

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Shaggy

[when Scooby, Shaggy, Mystery Inc. and Falcon Force defeat Cerberus by using the Rottens as bowling balls to make it slip and fall back into the realm of the Underworld]

Man, looks like we just spared the world!

Scooby

[chuckles]

Bowling puns!

Shaggy

[he and Scooby fistbump]

This is so us!

Shaggy

[Everyone shuts the gate to the Underworld, trapping Cerberus]

OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?

Velma

One of you has to hold the gates shut here…

Daphne

…while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.

Shaggy

[distraught]

What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?

Velma

Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.

Daphne

But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.

Fred

That's you, Shaggy.

Scooby

[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]

There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.

Shaggy

No.

Shaggy

[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with everyone looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]

It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.

Scooby

[worried]

No!

Shaggy

[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock] [grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down]

Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]

Scooby

[horrified]

No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!

Scooby

[Scooby gasps, after the gate to the Underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate, then saddened]

Raggy.

Shaggy

Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.
[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]

Scooby

[sobs]

Raggy... [Daphne, Velma and Scooby sobbing]

Velma

Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?

Daphne

[looks Scooby in the eyes]

I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]

Velma

But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?

Fred

He must have built a way out.

Daphne

[looking behind Velma]

Uh, guys?

Velma

[A statue of Alexander the Great and Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]

It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."

Dynomutt

"...so, my friend, it's time to return home."

Velma

Maybe Scooby should give it a try.

Scooby

[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]

Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.

Scooby

[A door magically unlocks and opens to reveal Shaggy, who is unharmed]

Raggy?

Shaggy

[Cerberus's paw kicks him out and closes the door as the statue disappears]

Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.

Scooby

[relieved]

Raggy! [laughs in joy]

Shaggy

Scooby-Doo!

Daphne

[Scooby runs up to Shaggy and hugs him as do the gang]

I love you guys!

Daphne

[Dee Dee laughs]

You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.

Shaggy

[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby's neck as Scooby himself smiles]

Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.

Velma

Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.

Dynomutt

[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Brian, which he exclaims in pain]

Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.

Dastardly

[angrily]

Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!

Muttley

[Two flying Rottens, who had captured Dastardly and Muttley, lower them in front of the gang on knees] [grumbles]

Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!

Brian

Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly. [towards him]

Shaggy

Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]

All

[In unison, shocked]

Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]

Daphne

Wow, that is a solid impersonation. [Fred looks at her]

Simon Cowell

[last words]

Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats. [Muttley sniffs]

Velma

This makes no sense. [Scooby, Shaggy, Dusty, Daphne, Fred, Brian, Dee Dee and Dynomutt looks at her she walks towards him beside Muttley] How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [she pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dick Dastardly!]

All

[In unison, shocked]

Dick Dastardly?! [Velma nod and walked back]

Dastardly

[failing his Simon Cowell's disguise]

Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]

Brian

[to Dastardly]

You are coming with us.

Dastardly

[The Falcon Force carry Dastardly and Muttley away to custody] [his last words, enraged]

I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you "MISMATCHED" MEDDLING MISCREANTS!