Muttley
Sayanora, suckers!
In 7 of the 126 quotes from Scoob! (2020)
Most scenes with: Dick Dastardly (4), Fred Jones (3), Daphne Blake (2)
Rasm-Frasm, Stupid robots.
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Muttley
Rasm-Frasm. Money bath! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Scenes with Muttley
4 scenesVelma?
[Velma comes to Fred and they see a study board of the history of Cerberus. The gang were in awe.] [grabs a pic of an ancient lock]
Check it. That's a lock. But to where?
Oh, boy. That's the serious face. We always get in trouble after that face.
Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure. That's where the lock comes in. Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it. Or one of their descendants.
So what? What happens then?
Then all hell breaks loose. Literally. There's more than treasure behind those gates.
Aw, jinkies. [Velma looks at him funny] What? I’m sorry! Someone had to say it.
Look over there.
[They find a memorial shrine with memorabilia like an old flight helmet, a stuffed pigeon, and a portrait of a dog named Muttley. Next to it shows Dick and Muttley on a magazine.]
Whoa.
[Daphne sees a dog bowl on the desk and picks it up. she reads the name on the bowl]
"Muttley."
[Suddenly the door opens they see Dastardly and the Rottens burst into the room.]
Put that down! [Fred puts the pic in his shirt while he snatches the bowl.] You have no right to be in here, Mystery Morons!
It’s Mystery Inc!
Yeah, Fred, he knows.
Who is Muttley?
[puts the bowl on the table and looks at portrait of Muttley]
Muttley was my partner, my criminal co-conspirator, until... until...
Dastardly [voice-over]
[Flashback begins with a portal to the underworld opening]
I opened a portal, a back door to the underworld, and through it, a glowing gold vision. [He and Muttley laugh and celebrate, then he throws Muttley to fetch gold for him] As I was about to enter, Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.
Muttley
[grumbling]
Rasm-Frasm. Ingrate. [He feels a forcefield in the portal]
Dastardly [voice-over]
I pleaded to him, "Muttley, please don't do this." But no, the flatulent fleabag wouldn't listen to reason.
Muttley
[grumbles as he enters the underworld through the portal and takes the treasure]
Ta-da!
Good boy, Muttley. Bring it. Yes, yes, come on.
Dastardly [voice-over]
[Muttley is about to return to the ship with the treasure, but the forcefield blocks him from returning]
But that ticket was a one-way trip.
Muttley?
Dastardly [voice-over]
Even if I'd opened a billion portals, he could never come back.
Muttley
[continues to struggle through the portal with the treasure, then he turns around and sees Cerberus, who is offscreen, coming towards him]
Uh-oh.
Muttley! Oh, no. No! Get out of there! [As the portal is getting destroyed, Muttley continues struggling through the portal, but Cerberus grabs Muttley, thus trapping him in the underworld forever.] Muttley! [echoes] MUTTLEY!!!!!!
[The portal is now destroyed as the flashback ends]
Because Muttley isn't the key. [curtain shuts] Return them to their cell!
Please, Dastardly, lf you unlock those gates you’re…
[The Rottens takes Fred, Velma and Daphne back to the cells] [grabs Fred]
Poor man’s Hemsworth stays with me.
How dare you. Wait, Chris or Liam? [Dastardly pulls him grunts]
What are you doing with him?!
Oh I have grand plans for Freddie boy. [door closes]
[In the Underworld, Dastardly walks in a huge hole in the ground. His eyes widen as he spots a valley of gold treasure]
At long last! My treasure! [laughs excitedly as he pushes a gold statue and a chest out of his way, then looks heartbroken when he sadly spots Muttley's body lying down] Oh, no! I'm too late. [crouches down] I've been searching for years, my friend, and I didn't make it in time. [hugs his motionless dog, who smacks his lips and wakes up] I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. There are so many things we never got to do together. [sobs as Muttley snickers; confused] Huh? [looks at him while holding him by his armpits] You're alive?
[Muttley snickers again] [angrily]
You're alive! You cantankerous canine! How could you do that to me?! [pounds Muttley's head]
Muttley
[growls angrily as he rubs his head]
Rasm-Frasm. [bites Dastardly's leg]
Stop! I'm not joking! Stop! [shakes Muttley off of his leg. As they growl at each other while attempting to attack, he cringes] Oh! I… [happily] …can't stay mad! You're alive! [lifts Muttley while laughing and swings him around in circles]
[Dastardly and Muttley run out of the Underworld while carrying a handful of gold bars, diamonds and the chest]
Farewell, fools!
Muttley
Sayanora, suckers!
Dastardly?!
We're rich!
Muttley
Rasm-Frasm. Money bath! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
[when Scooby, Shaggy, Mystery Inc. and Falcon Force defeat Cerberus by using the Rottens as bowling balls to make it slip and fall back into the realm of the Underworld]
Man, looks like we just spared the world!
[Everyone shuts the gate to the Underworld, trapping Cerberus]
OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?
One of you has to hold the gates shut here…
…while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.
Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.
But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.
That's you, Shaggy.
[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]
There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.
No.
[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with everyone looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]
It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.
[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock] [grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down]
Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]
[Scooby gasps, after the gate to the Underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate, then saddened]
Raggy.
Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.
[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]
Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?
[looks Scooby in the eyes]
I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]
But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?
He must have built a way out.
[A statue of Alexander the Great and Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]
It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."
"...so, my friend, it's time to return home."
Maybe Scooby should give it a try.
[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]
Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.
[Cerberus's paw kicks him out and closes the door as the statue disappears]
Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.
Scooby-Doo!
[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby's neck as Scooby himself smiles]
Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.
Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.
[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Brian, which he exclaims in pain]
Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.
Muttley
[Two flying Rottens, who had captured Dastardly and Muttley, lower them in front of the gang on knees] [grumbles]
Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!
Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly. [towards him]
Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]
All
[In unison, shocked]
Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]
Wow, that is a solid impersonation. [Fred looks at her]
[last words]
Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats. [Muttley sniffs]
This makes no sense. [Scooby, Shaggy, Dusty, Daphne, Fred, Brian, Dee Dee and Dynomutt looks at her she walks towards him beside Muttley] How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [she pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dick Dastardly!]
All
[In unison, shocked]
Dick Dastardly?! [Velma nod and walked back]
[failing his Simon Cowell's disguise]
Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]
[The Falcon Force carry Dastardly and Muttley away to custody] [his last words, enraged]
I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you "MISMATCHED" MEDDLING MISCREANTS!
How do you feel?
Hungry.
[The gang laugh]
Other characters in Scoob!
Scooby-Doo
Frank Welker
Fred Jones
Zac Efron
Dick Dastardly
Jason Isaacs
Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Brian Crown / Blue Falcon
Mark Wahlberg
Daphne Blake
Amanda Seyfried
Velma Dinkley
Gina Rodriguez
Dee Dee Skyes
Kiersey Clemons
Dynomutt
Ken Jeong
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell
Captain Caveman
Tracy Morgan
Officer Jaffe
Christina Hendricks