Ralph Roach quotes

View Quote Your apartment? I believe we were here first. And we'll be here last too. We've gotta long-time lease on this planet.

View Quote Giving up?! What made roaches outlast the dinosaurs? Because roaches never give up! They can stomp us, they can pop us, but they'll never ever stop us! And one day, the Great H bomb's gonna drop, and we'll have the whole stinkin' planet to ourselves!

View Quote (trying to distract a cat with a comedy act) Anyone here from New Jersey? What exit? Bada-bing!