Joe F. Grotowski quotes
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(thinking about a letter he wants to write) Dear Mom, I arrived in New York, safe and sound. (a mugger jumps out from behind a bus, beats up Joe and takes some of his belongings) Dear Mom, I arrived in New York, safe and sound... (a second mugger a short distance away does the same thing) Dear Mom, I arrived in New York- (a third mugger does the same thing too) Dear Mom... (the last mugger holds a gun at Joe's head at gunpoint) please send money!
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(finding a ****roach on a half-eaten sandwich) That is the biggest, greasiest bug I've ever seen. (The ****roach flies off and Joe shrugs before taking a bite out of the sandwich)
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(trying to find the address where he is assigned to collect urinal cakes) East 161st Street and River Avenue? East 161st Street and River Avenue! (he finds it only to realize it's Yankee Stadium)