Derrick Jones
Jake, they took my penis! They took my penis!
Played by Jerry O'Connell 
Piranha 3D (2010) · 16 quotes
Piranha 3D (2010) · 16 quotes
Scenes with Derrick Jones
3 scenes Derrick Jones
Andrew
[watching Danni and Crystal swim naked]
Check it out, they're fish with boobies.
Derrick Jones
Oh, if fish looked like that, I would **** fish. I would only **** fish!
Laura Forester
You talk funny.
Derrick Jones
Yeah, well, you're short.
