Scoob! (2020) quotes

View Quote (Scooby-Doo: Who sent those robots?) It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.

View Quote (Shaggy: Woah, dude! What do you want with us?) [chuckles] I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]

View Quote Brian: Hey.
Shaggy: Hey.
Brian: You’re feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when some buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for… you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. [to Keith] Keith. Give it to me. [a basket of stuff is dropped to him] My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.
Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.
Brian: How do you mean?
Shaggy: Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.
Brian: Hey! It was a superior vantage point!
Shaggy: But, like, your father was this great hero, right? So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. [as Brian is listening in sadness] I mean, the pressure is monumental. Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory. How do you breathe under the weight of all that?
Brian: Uh… [He doesn’t know what to say from Shaggy’s statement, so he hangs his head back and sighs as his hover seat moves away.]
Dee Dee: [offscreen] Dyno, what do you got? [Shaggy sees Scooby with Dee Dee and Dynomutt.]
Dynomutt: The signal’s too weak. I can’t lock in the exact coordinates. So, I’m gonna cross-check the triangulation patterns.
Scooby: Ooh! Super cool!
Dee Dee: Better than bowling, huh?
[Shaggy sighs in deep sadness.]

View Quote Dee Dee: To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density.
Dynomutt: Brian, quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.
Brian: Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.
Shaggy: [offscreen] Found it!
Brian: The second skull?
Shaggy: No, even better. [carrying a lot of food with Scooby]
Shaggy and Scooby: The Falcon Fridge!
Scooby: FYI, you are officially out of... everything. [they giggle]
Brian: Yes, I love these guys!
Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.
Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.
[They both put a lot of ice cream with a jalapeño pepper on top]
Brian: Woah, woah! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?
Scooby: Heat and sweet.
Shaggy It's our signature dessert.
Dynomutt and Dee Dee: Heat signature!
Dee Dee: That's it! You guys are geniuses!
Scooby: [chuckles] We're geniuses.
Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell! [they fist bump]
Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would give about a specific heat signature.
Dee Dee: All we gotta do is locate that spot. [locates the location of the second Cerberus skull, which reveals to them] Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert.
Brian: [imitates buzzer] Incorrect. I just found out where the skull is, and it's not in the Gobi Desert. It's in Romania.
Shaggy: Like, how do you know?
Brian: A hero never reveals his secrets.
Dynomutt: I believe you're thinking of magicians.
Brian: I'm always thinking of magicians. But as you must know, I just got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.
Dynomutt: Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.
Dee Dee: Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.
Brian: If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?
Dee Dee: Wait, do you think "Anonymous" is the name of a person?
Brian: Well, based on your tone of voice, I don't anymore.
Dee Dee: Sir, we should really go to the Gobi Desert.
Brian: I hear you. You make a valid point, but we're gonna do my thing, okay? To the Falcon Nest!
Dynomutt: Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.

View Quote Dick Dastardly: Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? [His robotic henchmen salute him.] I need what’s on that ship or I’ll never get my treasure. Do. Not. Fail. Me!

View Quote Dynomutt: Brian, what are you doing back here?
Brian: [pulls out his phone] Calling my dad. [Dynomutt, not amused, turns off the call.] Hey!
Dynomutt: You don’t need your dad.
Brian: Yes, I do. Alright? He’s the hero. I’m not. I can’t win this.
Dynomutt: So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!
[They see Scooby and Shaggy running in a chariot from Cerberus]
Shaggy: I'm terrified!
Scooby: Why are we taking on Cerberus?!
Dynomutt: Well, in their own unique way.
Brian: So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes? [Dynomutt nods.] Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment. My real hero moment!
Dynomutt: And it’s my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon?
[Brian smiles softly at Dynomutt and the two grab hands.]
Brian: [sniffs] Okay, now I’m crying.

View Quote Fred Jones: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
Shaggy Rogers: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.
Daphne Blake: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch.
Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
Scooby: I told you I needed a walk.
Velma Dinkley: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Scooby: I handle our accounting.
Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
Simon Cowell: [comes in the diner and sits down with them] Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell. [pulls out his phone and plays Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper]
Shaggy and Scooby: [singing] In the shallow In the shallow
Shaggy: [continues singing] I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
Fred: Cool.
Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
Daphne: Aw.
Simon Cowell: And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.
Velma: Thanks.
Simon Cowell: But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
Scooby: But you got us back at "sandwich."
Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
Daphne: But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.
Shaggy: Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?
Simon Cowell: Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.
Scooby: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted. [he and Shaggy leave the diner]
Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.
Fred: Come on, guys.
Velma: He didn't mean it.
Scooby: [comes back for the fries] No fries for you. Hmm! [leaves]

View Quote Fred: Velma?
[Velma comes to Fred and they see a study board of the history of Cerberus. The gang were in awe.]
Fred: [grabs a pic of an ancient lock] Check it. That's a lock. But to where?
Daphne: [sees another pic and gasps] The Gates to the Underworld.
Velma: [serious face] It all makes sense now…
Fred: Oh, boy. That's the serious face. We always get in trouble after that face.
Velma: Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure. That's where the lock comes in. Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it. Or one of their descendants.
Daphne: [gasps] Dastardly's going to use Scooby to unlock the Gates to the Underworld.
Fred: So what? What happens then?
Velma: Then all hell breaks loose. Literally. There's more than treasure behind those gates.
Fred: Aw, jinkies. [Velma looks at him funny] What? I’m sorry! Someone had to say it.
Velma: Look over there.
[They find a memorial shrine with memorabilia like an old flight helmet, a stuffed pigeon, and a portrait of a dog named Muttley. Next to it shows Dick and Muttley on a magazine.]
Daphne and Velma: Whoa.
[Daphne sees a dog bowl on the desk and picks it up. she reads the name on the bowl]
Daphne: "Muttley."
[Suddenly the door opens they see Dastardly and the Rottens burst into the room.]
Dastardly: Put that down! [Fred puts the pic in his shirt while he snatches the bowl.] You have no right to be in here, Mystery Morons!
Fred: It’s Mystery Inc!
Velma: Yeah, Fred, he knows.
Daphne: Who is Muttley?
Dastardly: [puts the bowl on the table and looks at portrait of Muttley] Muttley was my partner, my criminal co-conspirator, until... until...
[Flashback begins with a portal to the underworld opening]
Dastardly [voice-over]: I opened a portal, a back door to the underworld, and through it, a glowing gold vision. [He and Muttley laugh and celebrate, then he throws Muttley to fetch gold for him] As I was about to enter, Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.
Muttley: [grumbling] Rasm-Frasm. Ingrate. [He feels a forcefield in the portal]
Dastardly [voice-over]: I pleaded to him, "Muttley, please don't do this." But no, the flatulent fleabag wouldn't listen to reason.
Muttley: [grumbles as he enters the underworld through the portal and takes the treasure] Ta-da!
Dastardly: Good boy, Muttley. Bring it. Yes, yes, come on.
[Muttley is about to return to the ship with the treasure, but the forcefield blocks him from returning]
Dastardly [voice-over]: But that ticket was a one-way trip.
Dastardly: Muttley?
Dastardly [voice-over]: Even if I'd opened a billion portals, he could never come back.
Muttley: [continues to struggle through the portal with the treasure, then he turns around and sees Cerberus, who is offscreen, coming towards him] Uh-oh.
Dastardly: Muttley! Oh, no. No! Get out of there! [As the portal is getting destroyed, Muttley continues struggling through the portal, but Cerberus grabs Muttley, thus trapping him in the underworld forever.] Muttley! [echoes] MUTTLEY!!!!!!
[The portal is now destroyed as the flashback ends]
Dastardly: Because Muttley isn't the key. [curtain shuts] Return them to their cell!
Velma: Please, Dastardly, lf you unlock those gates you’re…
[The Rottens takes Fred, Velma and Daphne back to the cells]
Dastardly: [grabs Fred] Poor man’s Hemsworth stays with me.
Fred: How dare you. Wait, Chris or Liam? [Dastardly pulls him grunts]
Daphne: What are you doing with him?!
Dastardly: Oh I have grand plans for Freddie boy. [door closes]

View Quote Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?
Scooby: No.
Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in…
Scooby: IKEA!
Shaggy: The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"?
Scooby: Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you.
[The doors open and Dee Dee Skyes comes to them]
Dee Dee Skyes: Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
Shaggy: Well, we're Scoob—
Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me.
Scooby: Who sent those robots?
Dee Dee: It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.
Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat].
Scooby: It's nice to be wanted.
Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that.
[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]
Dee Dee: Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?
Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
Dee Dee Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.
Shaggy and Scooby: Blue Falcon!
[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]
Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [poses; Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?
Keith: [voice] I missed the cue.
Blue Falcon: Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.
Scooby: No, you're not.
Blue Falcon Yes, I am.
Dee Dee: I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.
Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.
Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
Dynomutt: I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.
Shaggy and Scooby: Dynomutt!
Blue Falcon [whose real name is Brian Crown]: Oh, him you recognize?
Shaggy: Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.
Dynomutt: And yet, here I am... without him.
[Scooby pinches Shaggy]
Shaggy: Ow! What was that for?!
Scooby: Making sure this isn't a dream.
Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.
[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]
Dee Dee: Finished?
Scooby: [pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.
Shaggy: Wait, Brian...
Brian: Blue Falcon.
Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now...
Brian: I am.
Shaggy: Does that mean...?
Brian: Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place. [kisses the air]
Shaggy: Oh, no!
Brian: What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.
Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very, very, very, very...
Brian: Oh, no, he's glitching.
Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish. ...very, very, very much.

View Quote Velma: Looks like we're on the case.
Fred: Let’s hit it.
Daphne: [to Dusty] Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please.
Shaggy: What do you say, buddy?
Scooby: Lets Scooby-Dooby-Do It!

View Quote [After Fred, Daphne Velma and Shaggy and the Falcon Force crash the Mystery Machine in Athens]
Scooby: No! NO!
Dick Dastardly: I told you, you were the most important dog in the world. Now, let me show you why! [begins moving Scooby, forcing him to place his paw on the gate to the underworld, in which he does] And the slipper fits! [The gate to the underworld activates] It's happening! It's finally happening!
[As the gate to the underworld opens, a gigantic monstrous three-headed dog, Cerberus, comes out. Dastardly gasps while Scooby is shocked before Cerberus howls fearsomely, snarling threateningly]
Dastardly: Uh, oh! Little more than I bargained for! [Cerberus growls again; intimidated, to Scooby] If I were you, I'd RUUUUUUUUUUN!
[Everyone starts to panic, scream and run away from the giant Cerberus, while Scooby runs with the other civilians away from Cerberus, Dastardly runs to hide by the gate to the underworld]

View Quote [As Scooby and Brian continue to find the third Cerberus skull, they encounter Captain Caveman]
Captain Caveman: Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.
Scooby: Uh, we understand you perfectly.
Captain Caveman: Oh, word? No disrespect. So, what brings you guys to Mystery Island?
Scooby: We're looking for a skull.
Brian: Yeah, it's about a yea high and full of sharp, pointy teeth.
Captain Caveman: You mean the slaghoople?
Both: Um, sure.
Captain Caveman: Why didn't you say so? Follow me. And mind the pterodactyl droppings.
[A pterodactyl poops as it flies by and the poop lands in front of them, much to Scooby and Brian's disgust]
Captain Caveman: But if you get some on you, rub it in. It's just like lotion.

View Quote [Back in the Falcon Fury, Scooby looks at his new costume in the mirror.]
Scooby: Does this make my ears look big?
Shaggy: [offscreen] Makes your ego look big.
Scooby: What did you say?
Shaggy: I said, uh, fine. You look fine.
Scooby: It sounded like you said “ego”.
Shaggy: Nope. Must be in your head.
Scooby: Hm.
Shaggy: Your giant and inflated head.
Scooby: What?!
Shaggy: Nothing.
Dee Dee: [offscreen] Scooby! We need you!
[Scooby runs off while Shaggy sighs.]

View Quote [Back in Venice, California, we come to a grand opening where on the front building we find Mystery Inc unveiling their new headquarters called "Mystery Inc. Supernatural Mystery Solvers". The crowd applauds.]
Fred: It's perfect. [to Shaggy while feeding Scooby hot dogs] Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired?
Shaggy: Like, they'll be here any minute.
Fred: "They"?
[Soon, They look up at the Falcon Fury Mark 2 arrived. We see the ship lowering down a new van with Blue Falcon being the DJ on top. As it lands, Dee Dee and Dynomutt come out.]
Dynomutt: Surprise!
Dee Dee: You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening!
Brian: [on speaker] DJ Blue Falcon! [Flying in was Blue Falcon himself. The crowd cheers. Balloons dropped down right on time.] And that is how you make an entrance. [to Keith] Good job, Keith.
Keith: [on speaker] Thank you, BF!
[Fred digs the upgraded Mystery Machine.]
Fred: [hugs the Mystery Machine] I'm so happy you're back.
Dynomutt: [to Dee Dee] You know, I’m proud of him, but he could’ve done this without us.
Dee Dee: I know. I am so gonna need a raise.

View Quote [Back on the surface, Brian, Dee Dee, Dynomutt, Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne and Velma were hiding in a Roman vase.]
Velma: So that's Cerberus.
[They get back in the vase.]
Dee Dee: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.
Shaggy: Like, how?
Daphne: We fight monsters all the time. Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium?
Velma: That was a real estate developer with a couple of flashlights and a sound effects machine. This is the real deal. Right, Fred? Fred? [Dynomutt’s eyes light up to reveal the gang, but not Fred, inside.] Where's Fred?
[Back with Fred, he still was near his destroyed the Mystery Machine.]
Fred: You… shall be avenged. [He arms himself with the hubcap as a shield while putting some dry oil on her face like warpaint and putting on an ascot.] For the Mystery Machine!
[The gang peeks as Fred charges toward Cerberus.]
Brian: He’s just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?
[However, Cerberus laughs and flicks Fred away, making him lose his ascot in the process.]
Daphne: Fred!
Velma: Come on, hurry! Run!
[Cerberus corners the whole gang at an ancient building.]
Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man’s vehicle.