Frank Welker movie quotes
74 quotes from 4 movies
Scoob! (2020) as Scooby-Doo
View Quote
Sand.
View Quote
That's what i said Raggy.
View Quote
No thanks, Dastardly.
The Transformers: The Movie (1986) as Megatron
View Quote
Megatron: Breach their defenses!
Kickback: Delicious, eh, Shrapnel?
Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.
[Kup and Hot Rod race to Autobot City]
Kup: The Insecticons are in our way!
Hot Rod: Wrong, they're our way in! Yahh!! [rams into Kickback]
Kickback: Delicious, eh, Shrapnel?
Shrapnel: A little heavy on the electrons, electrons.
[Kup and Hot Rod race to Autobot City]
Kup: The Insecticons are in our way!
Hot Rod: Wrong, they're our way in! Yahh!! [rams into Kickback]
View Quote
Megatron: [surprised] Prime.
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.
Megatron: NO!! I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.
Megatron: NO!! I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!
View Quote
Megatron: Constructicons! Merge for the kill!
Daniel: Kup, Hot Rod! Look!
Kup: Devastator...
[The Constructicons merge into Devastator]
Devastator: Prepare for extermination!
Daniel: Kup, Hot Rod! Look!
Kup: Devastator...
[The Constructicons merge into Devastator]
Devastator: Prepare for extermination!
The Transformers: The Movie (1986) as Soundwave
View Quote
Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, eject. Operation: Interference.
View Quote
Soundwave, superior. Constructicons, inferior.
View Quote
[repeated line] As you command, Megatron.
The Transformers: The Movie (1986) as Rumble
View Quote
Rumble: [cassette Decepticons break into an Autobot communications station] First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!
View Quote
Astrotrain: Jettison some weight, or I'll never make it to Cybertron!
Starscream: Fellow Decepticons! Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden.
Bonecrusher: In that case, I say it is survival of the fittest.
Starscream: Do I hear a second on that?
Undamaged Decepticons: Aye!
Starscream: And against?
Damaged Decepticons: [weakly] Nay.
Starscream: The Ayes have it!
Undamaged Decepticon: Get! Make room for others!
Damaged Decepticon: No, wait! Brothers, don't!
[The damaged Decepticons are tossed out of Astrotrain's door. Starscream carries the damaged Megatron to the door.]
Starscream: Oh, how it pains me to do this! [smirks viciously]
Megatron: Wait...! I still function!
Starscream: Wanna bet? [releases Megatron into deep space and closes the door.]
Megatron: STAAAARSCREEEAAAAAAM!!!!! [his crumbled body disappears into space]
Starscream: Well, [dusts off hands] as Megatron has - how shall we say, "departed" - I nominate myself as the new leader!
Scrapper: Wait! The Constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot. We should rule!
Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior.
Bonecrusher: Who are you calling inferior?!
Hook: Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!
Rumble: Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave un-cruzimatic!
Frenzy: Yeah, lets kick tailgate!
[The Decepticons begin fighting one another for leadership]
Starscream: Fellow Decepticons! Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden.
Bonecrusher: In that case, I say it is survival of the fittest.
Starscream: Do I hear a second on that?
Undamaged Decepticons: Aye!
Starscream: And against?
Damaged Decepticons: [weakly] Nay.
Starscream: The Ayes have it!
Undamaged Decepticon: Get! Make room for others!
Damaged Decepticon: No, wait! Brothers, don't!
[The damaged Decepticons are tossed out of Astrotrain's door. Starscream carries the damaged Megatron to the door.]
Starscream: Oh, how it pains me to do this! [smirks viciously]
Megatron: Wait...! I still function!
Starscream: Wanna bet? [releases Megatron into deep space and closes the door.]
Megatron: STAAAARSCREEEAAAAAAM!!!!! [his crumbled body disappears into space]
Starscream: Well, [dusts off hands] as Megatron has - how shall we say, "departed" - I nominate myself as the new leader!
Scrapper: Wait! The Constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot. We should rule!
Soundwave: Soundwave: superior. Constructicons: inferior.
Bonecrusher: Who are you calling inferior?!
Hook: Nobody would follow an uncharismatic bore like you!
Rumble: Hey! Nobody calls Soundwave un-cruzimatic!
Frenzy: Yeah, lets kick tailgate!
[The Decepticons begin fighting one another for leadership]
View Quote
[It is Starscream's coronation. Astrotrain tries to put the crown on Starscream, only to be distracted by the trumpet-blowing Constructicons.]
Starscream: [impatiently] Get on with the ceremony!
[The Constructicons pause, looking at each other in confusion. After they start up again, Starscream blows the trumpets away with his cannon. Astrotrain then crowns him]
Starscream: My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I—
[Starscream gasps as Cyclonus appears, causing the Decepticons to scatter]
Starscream: WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION!!??
[Galvatron hops out of Cyclonus's cockpit and approaches the steps]
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
Starscream: Megatron? IS THAT YOU!!??
Galvatron: HERE'S A HINT!!!
[Galvatron transforms into his cannon mode and blasts Starscream, reducing him to a pair of legs into ashes. His crown falls to Galvatron's feet, which he proceeds to crush with a stomp of his foot]
Galvatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
Rumble: Eh, what'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: Galvatron.
Decepticons: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!
Starscream: [impatiently] Get on with the ceremony!
[The Constructicons pause, looking at each other in confusion. After they start up again, Starscream blows the trumpets away with his cannon. Astrotrain then crowns him]
Starscream: My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I—
[Starscream gasps as Cyclonus appears, causing the Decepticons to scatter]
Starscream: WHO DISRUPTS MY CORONATION!!??
[Galvatron hops out of Cyclonus's cockpit and approaches the steps]
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!
Starscream: Megatron? IS THAT YOU!!??
Galvatron: HERE'S A HINT!!!
[Galvatron transforms into his cannon mode and blasts Starscream, reducing him to a pair of legs into ashes. His crown falls to Galvatron's feet, which he proceeds to crush with a stomp of his foot]
Galvatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
Rumble: Eh, what'd he say his name was?
Galvatron: Galvatron.
Decepticons: Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!
Aladdin (1992) as Abu
View Quote
Aladdin: [finds the lamp] This is it? This is what we came all the way down here to...?
[he suddenly sees Abu about to snatch the ruby from the monkey idol]
Aladdin: Abu! NO!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave: [echoes through the chamber] INFIDELS!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure!
[Abu sheepishly tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol melts away]
Cave: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!!!
[he suddenly sees Abu about to snatch the ruby from the monkey idol]
Aladdin: Abu! NO!
[Abu grabs the ruby]
Cave: [echoes through the chamber] INFIDELS!
Abu: Uh-oh!
Cave: You have touched the forbidden treasure!
[Abu sheepishly tries to put the ruby back in the idol's palm, but the idol melts away]
Cave: Now you will never again see the light of DAY!!!
View Quote
[The next day, on a rooftop, where Aladdin rushes up to the edge, carrying a loaf of bread. He skids to a stop at the edge of the building]
Guard: Stop, thief!
[Aladdin looks back at Razoul, a young man head, muscular handsome guard, tan turban, red and white yellow uniform shirt, tan pants and dark yellow shoes, he's the guards scramble toward him]
Razoul: [first words] I'll have your hands for a trophy, Street Rat.
Aladdin: [looks back, then down, then at the bread] All this for a loaf of bread?
[Aladdin leaps off the roof, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and the shutters closed shut. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when]
Guard #1: There he is!
Guard #2: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy? [looks at ladies laughing and looks at Razoul and his guards]
Razoul: You two, over that way. And you, with me. We found him.
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way, man. You're only in trouble if you get caught...
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
Razoul: ...and this time. [Abu pulls down his turban]
Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu. As usual.
Abu: Hello!
Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here! [singing] Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline / One swing ahead of the sword / I steal only what I can't afford...| [speaking] That's everything! [singing] One jump ahead of the lawmen / That's all, and that's no joke / These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Guard #1: Riffraff!
Guard #2 and #3: Street Rat!
Guard #4: Scoundrel!
Guard #5: Take that!
Aladdin: [singing] Just a little snack, guys.
Guards: Rip him open, take it back, guys.
Aladdin: [singing] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts / You're my only friend, Abu.
Girls: Who?| [singing] Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom / He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Portly Agrabah Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Tell you all about it when I got the time / One jump ahead of the slowpokes / One skip ahead of my doom / Next time, gonna use a nom de plume.
Razoul: There he is.
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hitmen / One hit ahead of the flock / I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
[A man sleeping on a bed of nails, of course one extremely large guard jumps on him]
Guard: Stop, thief!
Man: Vandal!
Aladdin: Abu!
Woman: Scandal!
Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty.
Fat Lady: Still, I think he's rather tasty.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Otherwise, we'd get along.
Guards: Wrong!
Razoul: Get him!
[The guards chase Aladdin and Abu run across a flaming pit, followed by guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back, pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth]
Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: We've all got swords!
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats.
Guards: Vandal!
Aladdin: [singing] One hop ahead of the hump.
Guards: Street Rat!
Aladdin: [singing] One trick ahead of disaster.
Guards: Scoundrel!
Aladdin: [singing] They're quick, but I'm much faster.
Guards: Riffraff!
Aladdin: [singing] Here goes, better throw my hand in / Wish me happy landin' / All I gotta do is jump!
[The guards fall down and land in a street]
Guards: Yuck! Oy!
Guard: Stop, thief!
[Aladdin looks back at Razoul, a young man head, muscular handsome guard, tan turban, red and white yellow uniform shirt, tan pants and dark yellow shoes, he's the guards scramble toward him]
Razoul: [first words] I'll have your hands for a trophy, Street Rat.
Aladdin: [looks back, then down, then at the bread] All this for a loaf of bread?
[Aladdin leaps off the roof, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and the shutters closed shut. Aladdin slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when]
Guard #1: There he is!
Guard #2: You won't get away so easy!
Aladdin: You think that was easy? [looks at ladies laughing and looks at Razoul and his guards]
Razoul: You two, over that way. And you, with me. We found him.
Aladdin: Morning, ladies.
Woman: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?
Aladdin: Trouble? No way, man. You're only in trouble if you get caught...
Razoul: [grabs Aladdin] Gotcha!
Aladdin: I'm in trouble.
Razoul: ...and this time. [Abu pulls down his turban]
Aladdin: Perfect timing, Abu. As usual.
Abu: Hello!
Aladdin: Come on, let's get outta here! [singing] Gotta keep one jump ahead of the breadline / One swing ahead of the sword / I steal only what I can't afford...| [speaking] That's everything! [singing] One jump ahead of the lawmen / That's all, and that's no joke / These guys don't appreciate I'm broke.
Guard #1: Riffraff!
Guard #2 and #3: Street Rat!
Guard #4: Scoundrel!
Guard #5: Take that!
Aladdin: [singing] Just a little snack, guys.
Guards: Rip him open, take it back, guys.
Aladdin: [singing] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts / You're my only friend, Abu.
Girls: Who?| [singing] Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom / He's become a one-man rise in crime.
Portly Agrabah Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Tell you all about it when I got the time / One jump ahead of the slowpokes / One skip ahead of my doom / Next time, gonna use a nom de plume.
Razoul: There he is.
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hitmen / One hit ahead of the flock / I think I'll take a stroll around the block.
[A man sleeping on a bed of nails, of course one extremely large guard jumps on him]
Guard: Stop, thief!
Man: Vandal!
Aladdin: Abu!
Woman: Scandal!
Aladdin: [singing] Let's not be too hasty.
Fat Lady: Still, I think he's rather tasty.
Aladdin: [singing] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat / Otherwise, we'd get along.
Guards: Wrong!
Razoul: Get him!
[The guards chase Aladdin and Abu run across a flaming pit, followed by guards who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rocks. Aladdin and Abu pass a sword swallower, then Abu goes back, pulls the sword out of the swallower's mouth]
Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: We've all got swords!
Aladdin: [singing] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats.
Guards: Vandal!
Aladdin: [singing] One hop ahead of the hump.
Guards: Street Rat!
Aladdin: [singing] One trick ahead of disaster.
Guards: Scoundrel!
Aladdin: [singing] They're quick, but I'm much faster.
Guards: Riffraff!
Aladdin: [singing] Here goes, better throw my hand in / Wish me happy landin' / All I gotta do is jump!
[The guards fall down and land in a street]
Guards: Yuck! Oy!
View Quote
[Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute and landing, Aladdin and Abu high-five each other]
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
[Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu]
Abu: Uh-oh!
[Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back]
Aladdin: Here, go on...take it.
[The children giggle with delight. Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head]
Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?
[Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of the villagers before see Prince Achmed rides on a horse]
Villager #1: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Villager #2: Another suitor for the princess.
[Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy runs out in front of Achmed's horse neighs]
Prince Achmed: [first words] Out of my way, you filthy brat! [ropes whip]
Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Prince Achmed: [Aladdin throws a rope him] Oh, I teach you some manners!
[He slaps Aladdin falls down on his mud and the citizens laugh]
Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
[Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin]
Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
[Aladdin angrily rushes Achmed, but slam the doors to the palace shut on his face]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Abu. Let's go home. [singing] Riffraff, street rat / I don't buy that / If only they'd look closer / Would they see a poor boy? / No siree / They'd find out, there's so much more to me. [speaking] Someday, Abu. Things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
Aladdin: And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
[Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu]
Abu: Uh-oh!
[Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back]
Aladdin: Here, go on...take it.
[The children giggle with delight. Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head]
Abu: Ah, don't. Huh?
[Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of the villagers before see Prince Achmed rides on a horse]
Villager #1: On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Villager #2: Another suitor for the princess.
[Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy runs out in front of Achmed's horse neighs]
Prince Achmed: [first words] Out of my way, you filthy brat! [ropes whip]
Aladdin: Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Prince Achmed: [Aladdin throws a rope him] Oh, I teach you some manners!
[He slaps Aladdin falls down on his mud and the citizens laugh]
Aladdin: Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
[Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin]
Prince Achmed: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
[Aladdin angrily rushes Achmed, but slam the doors to the palace shut on his face]
Aladdin: I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Abu. Let's go home. [singing] Riffraff, street rat / I don't buy that / If only they'd look closer / Would they see a poor boy? / No siree / They'd find out, there's so much more to me. [speaking] Someday, Abu. Things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
Aladdin (1992) as Cave of Wonders
View Quote
[repeated line] Who disturbs my slumber?
View Quote
Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.
View Quote
Seek thee out...the diamond...the diamond in the rough. [echoes]
The Pagemaster (1994) as Horror
View Quote
[Adventure saves the unconscious Horror, who was tied to the ground by little people]
Adventure: He had a good heart, and he was braver than ye knew. I...I'd walk the plank if I thought it would bring ye back.
Horror: [wakes up] That's beautiful.
Adventure: He had a good heart, and he was braver than ye knew. I...I'd walk the plank if I thought it would bring ye back.
Horror: [wakes up] That's beautiful.
View Quote
Richard Tyler: Wow! Look at this place!
Horror: It's so purdy. I could be misshelved here for a long time.
Adventure: Happyland.
Horror: It's so purdy. I could be misshelved here for a long time.
Adventure: Happyland.
View Quote
Horror: Can I have the olive? Whoa! [knocks the wine glass over and sends it crashing onto the floor] Uh-oh.
Adventure: Now look what you've done!
Adventure: Now look what you've done!
