Adventure
I heard that! And I would let you know, I'm a Classic!
Fantasy
Mm-hmm, a classic misprint.
Adventure
Why, you old sea serpent! I'll rip out your pages, and use them for--! (slips off) OH NO! (falls to the ground) MAN OVERBOARD!
Richard Tyler
(really freaking out)
Do something!
Fantasy
Hmm... (Gives you a blast of wand, then Adventure falls and crashed down) Oops. Ha, ha, I forgot my wand doesn't always work outside of the fantasy section.
Richard Tyler
You mean you can't wish us to the exit?
Fantasy
[notices the names carved on the wall of the gate]
Dr. Jekyll? Mr. Hyde? (turns away) Must be a duplex.
Richard Tyler
Whoa!
Adventure
Go ahead, matey. I'm--I'm right behind ye. (Richard Tyler gasps, the trio walks onto the porch and stood behind the two doors of the house) [points the rope] Well, ring the bell.
Richard Tyler
(panting) [Reaches for the rope, and gives a yank, making the bell chime loudly]
Horror
[slipping off the roof of the house, falling down, and screaming, making Richard Tyler, Adventure and Fantasy look up]
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
[Richard caught him in his arms] Oof!
Richard Tyler
[looks at Horror, disgusted]
Huh?
Fantasy
[flies back down to Richard]
Good catch!
Richard Tyler
(a little scared)
H--here, take it!
Fantasy
(blushing)
Isn't he sweet? (makes kissing sounds) Muah-muah-muah-muah-muah.
Horror
[looks at Richard Tyler] (little scared)
Oh, I scared you. I'm sorry.
Fantasy
You mustn't judge a book by its cover. [Horror makes a cheerful face]
Richard Tyler
(confused)
Uhhh...
Fantasy
Look, he's smiling.
Horror
[makes a smile, showing only a few teeth on his gum]
Ha-ha!
Richard Tyler
(grossed out)
That's a smile?
Horror
So, do I think I'm scaring it? He shouldn't swim right after eating you know, he'll get cramps.
Adventure
Where did he go?
Richard Tyler
Aaaahh! (The Whales movement)
Adventure
Row! Row for your lives!
Richard Tyler
[shrieking]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! [he caughts with a Moby Dick]
Adventure
Abandon Ship--!
RT Richard Tyler, Horror, Fantasy, Adventure
[bites off the boat]
Waa-hooooooh!
Richard Tyler
[screams]
Aaaaaaaahhh--! [he falls down to the water and crashed] Me-me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me! [coughs in water] Guys! Where are you?!
Horror
Ahoy, matey! Aye, we're lusty, adventurous men.
Adventure
Go away. You don't know what you're talking about.
Horror
I...I know I'm not your favorite kind of book, but I could be just like you.
Adventure
[Adventure stops at his tracks, and yells angrily at Horror]
You'll never be Adventure! Ye ain't got the spine for it. And take that stupid thing off!
Horror
[taking a bandana off his head]
Sorry.
Adventure
[muttering]
Oh, he thinks he can be a pirate...
[Horror sighed with sadness, and walks away]
Richard Tyler
Where's Horror? Wasn't he with you?
Adventure
He was, but he...I mean, I sort of...uh..he, uh....
Fantasy
[angrily]
Ohh, what did you say to him now?!
Adventure
Well, I--I...I just...uh, I'll go find him.
Fantasy
Yeah, you better go find him. And be quick about it!
CT Claire Tyler
[At night, the Tyler parents' car arrives home]
I can't imagine where he could be. Maybe we should call the police. [gasps as the car parks in front of Richard's bicycle, lying down] Alan! [Alan stops the car; gets out] He's home! [Alan gets out] Alan.
Alan Tyler
[sees the sleeping Richard in the treehouse]
It's impossible. [goes up into the treehouse] Rich?
CT Claire Tyler
[goes up into the treehouse and takes Richard's signature glasses]
We probably should put him in his bed.
Alan Tyler
Let's let him sleep up here tonight. [Claire goes down; uses hid coat as a blanket for Richard; turning off a lantern] Love you, Richie. [kisses his head; goes down the treehouse; and inside the house with Claire] Good night, son. [closes the door, leaves, and the living room light turn off]
Fantasy
Ah! A happy ending.
Adventure
Y'know what'd make this a real happy ending? A kiss.
Horror
Okay.
Adventure
Grr… I meant from her!
[All laugh]
