A character in The Pagemaster (1994)

Alan Tyler quotes from The Pagemaster (1994)

Ed Begley Jr.

Scenes with Alan Tyler

4 scenes
Claire Tyler
[First lines during the opening scene] [offscreen; in bed]

Alan, every ten-year-old is afraid of something.

Alan Tyler
[offscreen; in bed]

The kid's afraid of tuna-fish sandwitches.

Claire Tyler

Mercury levels in the tuna.

Alan Tyler

Whatever.

Claire Tyler

Alan, the world is a frightening place to him right now. I think we could be a little more supportive.

Alan Tyler

Supportive? I'm the most supportive father on earth, but I'm running out of supportive things to do. I signed him up for Little League, he drove everybody crazy with statistics about how you can develop tumors from being hit in the head with a ball. [offscreen] Did you know that shin splints can lead to blood clots in the legs? Claire, he brought in a medical journal. Nobody wanted to play after that. And now I'm building him a tree house, in a tree he refuses to climb.

Claire Tyler
[while Alan says the last sentence above, Claire turns on a light and he looks at the treehouse on a dark and stormy night]

You know he hates heights.

Alan Tyler

I don't know. I just want to be a good father.

Claire Tyler

But you are a good father.

Richard Tyler

Can't argue with statistics, Dad.

Alan Tyler

Statistics. Here's something you can do: go down to Gutman's Hardware Store, buy a pound of these.

Richard Tyler

But, Dad...

Alan Tyler

Son, you can't live your life based on statistics. You've gotta take some chances. Now come on, Buddy.

Alan Tyler
[with a five-dollar-bill]

You can do this.

Richard Tyler
[Alan gives money to Richard. His mother Claire releases him and joins her father in unison] [Leaving his parents behind]

This is not good. Definately not good.

Claire Tyler
[At night, the Tyler's parent car arrives home] [In car]

I can't imagine where he could be. Maybe we should call the police.

Claire Tyler
[Gasps as the car parks in front of Richard's bicycle, lying down]

Alan!

Claire Tyler
[the car stops] [Gets out]

He's home!
[Alan gets out] Claire Tyler Alan.

Alan Tyler
[sees Richard in the treehouse]

It's impossible.

Alan Tyler
[Alan goes up into the treehouse]

Rich?
Claire Tyler [Goes up into the treehouse and takes Richard's signature glasses] We probably should put him in his bed.

Alan Tyler

Let's let him sleep up here tonight.

Alan Tyler
[Claire goes down, as Alan uses the coat as a blanket for Richard] [turning off a lantern]

Love you, Richie.

Alan Tyler
[Alan goes down the treehouse. Alan & Claire goes inside the house]

Good night, son.
[Alan closes the door, leaves, and the living room light turn off]

Claire Tyler
[At night, the Tyler parents' car arrives home]

I can't imagine where he could be. Maybe we should call the police. [gasps as the car parks in front of Richard's bicycle, lying down] Alan! [Alan stops the car; gets out] He's home! [Alan gets out] Alan.

Alan Tyler
[sees the sleeping Richard in the treehouse]

It's impossible. [goes up into the treehouse] Rich?

Claire Tyler
[goes up into the treehouse and takes Richard's signature glasses]

We probably should put him in his bed.

Alan Tyler

Let's let him sleep up here tonight. [Claire goes down; uses hid coat as a blanket for Richard; turning off a lantern] Love you, Richie. [kisses his head; goes down the treehouse; and inside the house with Claire] Good night, son. [closes the door, leaves, and the living room light turn off]

Fantasy

Ah! A happy ending.

Adventure

Y'know what'd make this a real happy ending? A kiss.

Horror

Okay.

Adventure

Grr… I meant from her!
[All laugh]

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