Gazeem
[last words]
Uh, it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
Aladdin
Scott Weinger · 27 quotes
Jafar
Jonathan Freeman · 19 quotes
Genie
Robin Williams · 17 quotes
Iago
Gilbert Gottfried · 14 quotes
Princess Jasmine
Linda Larkin · 14 quotes
Abu
Frank Welker · 10 quotes
The Sultan
Douglas Seale · 9 quotes
Cave of Wonders
Frank Welker · 7 quotes
Razoul
6 quotes
The Genie
Robin Williams · 6 quotes
Guard
3 quotes
Jasmine
Linda Larkin · 3 quotes
The Peddler
Robin Williams · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Genie & Aladdin (13), Jafar & Iago (11), Aladdin & Abu (10)
Aladdin quotes
Page 1 of 5He's got a sword!
Peabo Bryson
I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride...| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming.
Regina Belle
A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But now from way up here / It's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you...| Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling...| Through an endless diamond sky / A whole new world.
Peabo Bryson
Don't you dare close your eyes.
Regina Belle
A hundred thousand things to see.
Peabo Bryson
Hold your breath, it gets better.
Regina Belle
I'm like a shooting star / I've come so far / I can't go back to where I used to be
Peabo Bryson
A whole new world.
Regina Belle
With new horizons to pursue.
Peabo Bryson
I'll chase them anywhere / There's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you.
Regina Belle
A whole new world.
Peabo Bryson
A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go.
Regina Belle
Or say we're only dreaming.
Peabo Bryson
A whole new world.
Regina Belle
Every turn a surprise.
Peabo Bryson
With new horizons to pursue / Every moment red-letter.
Regina Belle
I'll chase them anywhere.
Peabo Bryson
There's time to spare.
Regina Belle
Anywhere.
Peabo Bryson
There's time to spare.
Regina Belle
Let me share this whole new world with you, you / A whole new world.
Peabo Bryson
A whole new world.
Regina Belle
That's where we'll be.
Peabo Bryson
Where we will be.
Regina Belle
A thrilling chase.
Peabo Bryson
A wondrous place / For you and me...|[chorus singing]
(post credits, special edition only:)
You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
Portly Agrabah Woman
I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em.
[Aladdin uses the carpet as a parachute and landing, Aladdin and Abu high-five each other]
And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! All right!
[Aladdin breaks the bread in two and gives half to Abu, who begins to eat. But Aladdin looks over and sees two young children rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Aladdin looks at them, then the bread, then at Abu]
Uh-oh!
[Abu takes a big bite of his food, but Aladdin gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back]
Here, go on...take it.
[The children giggle with delight. Abu tries to swallow his bite, then looks guilty. He walks over to the children and offers his bread to them. In delight, they pet him on the head]
Ah, don't. Huh?
Villager #1
[Abu sees Aladdin walking into the daylight, where there is a parade going on. Aladdin peers over the shoulders of the villagers before see Prince Achmed rides on a horse]
On his way to the palace, I suppose.
Villager #2
Another suitor for the princess.
Prince Achmed
[Aladdin is startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy runs out in front of Achmed's horse neighs] [first words]
Out of my way, you filthy brat! [ropes whip]
Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
Prince Achmed
[Aladdin throws a rope him]
Oh, I teach you some manners!
[He slaps Aladdin falls down on his mud and the citizens laugh]
Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
Prince Achmed
[Achmed stops and turns back to Aladdin]
You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you.
[Aladdin angrily rushes Achmed, but slam the doors to the palace shut on his face]
I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on, Abu. Let's go home. [singing] Riffraff, street rat / I don't buy that / If only they'd look closer / Would they see a poor boy? / No siree / They'd find out, there's so much more to me. [speaking] Someday, Abu. Things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
[Finally, in the palace with Aladdin climbs up of the ladder, followed by Jasmine]
Almost there.
[Jasmine climbs over a wall, but trips and falls into Aladdin's arms and stands up]
I want to thank you for stopping that man.
Ah, forget about it. [he grabs a pole] So, uh, this is your first time in the Marketplace? [gasps]
[Aladdin pole vaults to the next building, leaves Jasmine behind]
Is it that obvious?
Well, you do kind of stand out. [Aladdin stares at Jasmine. Jasmine returns the look. But Aladdin realises what he's doing, and returns to normal] I mean, eh, you don't seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be.
[Aladdin lays a plank between the buildings for her to walk over, but as Aladdin is leaned down, she vaults over his head. Aladdin looks back in surprise. Jasmine tosses the pole to him. Both Aladdin's and Abu's eyes bulge]
I'm a fast learner.
Hey. Come on, this way.
[They go inside the roof of a building, dodges planks and beams as they go]
Whoa. Watch your head there. Be careful.
Is this where you live?
Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and get as we please.
Fabulous.
Well, it's not much, [pulls back the curtain and exposes the palace] but it's got a great view. Palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
Oh, that's wonderful.
I wonder what it would be like to live there, to have servants and valets...
Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
That's better than here. Always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
You're not free to make your own choices.
Sometimes you feel so...
You're just...
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
...trapped.
[They look at each other, realizing that they're perfect for one another. But Aladdin then realizes where he is, and breaks the look. Aladdin takes the apple out of Abu's hand and rolls it down his arm into the hand of Jasmine]
So, where are you from?
What does it matter? I ran away, and I'm not going back.
Really?
[Aladdin walks over and sits next to Jasmine]
My father's forcing me to get married.
That's, that's awful. [Abu appears from behind the princess and tries to steal the apple] Abu!
Abu says it's, uh, it's not fair.
What?
Oh, did he?
Yeah, of course.
And does Abu have anything else to say?
Well, he wishes there was something he can do to help.
Oh, boy.
Hmm. Tell him that's very sweet.
[Aladdin and Jasmine gets closer and kiss her before Razoul and the guards cross towards them]
Here you are.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
They've found me! [beat] They're after you?
My father must have sent them...
Do you trust me?
What?
Do you trust me?
Yes.
Then, jump!
[Aladdin and Jasmine leap off the roof, fall down and run before blocked by Razoul]
We just keep running into each other, don't we, Street Rat?
Run. Go, get out of here.
[Again, Razoul's turban is pulled down by Abu, but more guards are here and block the exit. Razoul pulls Abu off his head and throws him in a vase. Three other guards grab Aladdin]
It's the dungeon for you, boy.
Hey, get off of me!
Let him go.
Looky here, men, a street mouse.
Unhand him, by order of The Princess.
The Princess?
The Princess?
What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
[last words]
Well, I would, Princess, unless my orders come from Jafar. You will have to take it up with him.
[First lines; The movie begins with the song Arabian Nights, sung over scenes of the desert and the city of Agrabah, in all its exotic splendor] [singing]
Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense / And the heat is intense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear / If they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey, it's home...| When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down / Stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night...| Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways...| Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool of his guard / Could fall and fall hard / Out there on the dunes...| [speaking] Ah, salaam and good evening to you, my worthy friend. Please, please come closer. [the camera zooms in] Ah uh, too close, a little to close... [the camera pulls back] There. Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, [pulls a bag off of the camel and unrolls it to reveal a merchant's stand] and the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today! Come on down. [chuckles] Look at this, yes, he he, combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not... [breaks apart] It broke. [toss it away] Oh, look at this, I have never seen one of these intact before...This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen, [lifts cover slightly and blows a raspberry] ah, still good. Ha ha. [the camera pans to the right] Wait, don't go! I can see that you are only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you will be most rewarded to consider this. [pulls out an oil lamp] Do not be fooled by its common-place appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who like this lamp, was more than what he seemed...A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you will like to hear the tale? [pours sand from the lamp into his hand, and throws it into the air which form into stars which transition into the next scene] It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.
[Camera tilts down to find Jafar sitting on his horse and Iago on his shoulder as Gazeem comes riding up to the pair] [first words]
You... are late.
Gazeem
[first words]
A thousand apologies O Patient One.
You have it, then?
Gazeem
I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. [pulls the scarab piece back] Ah-ah! The treasure! [Iago flies over and swipes the piece] Ouch!
[Iago rips the scarab from Gazeem's fingers and drops it into Jafar's hand]
Trust me my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
What's coming to you! Awk!
[Jafar pulls out the second half of the medallion. Gazeem shocked before Jafar reaches and the scarab halves begins to glow. Finally, the scarab glows, then flies out of Jafar's hand, scaring the horses, and is off towards the dunes]
Quickly, follow the trail! [On horseback, the trio chase the medallion across the moonlit desert] FASTER!
[The creature splits in two, each half lodging into a sand dune. A towering tiger head rises from the dune. The pieces of the scarab from its glowing eyes, the three villains' horses rear on their hind legs, throwing their riders off. Jafar grins as the tiger head with cow-like ears opens it cavernous mouth.]
At last! After all my years of searching...The Cave of Wonders!
Awk! Cave of Wonders!
Gazeem
By Allah!
[pushes Gazeem forward]
Now...Remember! Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours. But the lamp, is mine!
[Gazeem steps forward into the tiger's mouth, which forms the entrance to the cave. He chuckles as he goes]
Awk! The lamp! Awk! The lamp! [Now that Iago and Jafar are alone, Iago opens up in normal English] Geez, where did ya dig this bozo up?
[Gazeem sneaks into the tiger head and the cave echoes, looks at sand before now the staircase, Gazeem reaches the tiger's mouth, then the blows out and a deep voice speaks]
WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?!
Gazeem
[last words]
Er...it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
KNOW THIS. ONLY ONE MAY ENTER HERE. ONE WHOSE WORTH LIES FAR WITHIN. A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!
[Gazeem looks back at Jafar and sneaks the tiger head opening apprehensively]
What are you waiting for? Go on!
[Gazeem across the tiger's mouth, then the beast sighing, Gazeem reaches the slowly walk and sighs, he turns back but the tiger's mouth slams down] [shielding himself from the flash]
Nooooooooo!!!!
[pops out sand and coughs]
I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting. [He flies up to Jafar's shoulder]
Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
[extremely sarcastic]
Oh, there's a big surprise. That's it, an incredib-- I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem, a big--
[holds his beak shut]
Yes. Only one may enter, I must find this one, this...diamond in the rough.
[In the desert scene, we see Aladdin leading a horse with Jafar and Abu on it, in the Cave of Wonders location]
Who disturbs my slumber?
Uh, it is I, Aladdin.
[The cave opens up with a roar, and a staircase appears in front of Aladdin]
Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp. And then you shall have your reward.
Come on, Abu. [to Abu hiding under the shoulder of his vest]
[Aladdin begins to descend the staircase. He reaches the bottom and enters a golden chamber filled with treasure]
Will you look at that!
Uh-oh!
Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan.
[Abu stops in mid run, hovering over a rug on the floor]
Don't touch anything! We gotta find that lamp.
[They begin to make their way through the room when the Carpet rises off the floor and begins following them. Abu gets the feeling they're being followed]
Huh?
[He turns, and the Carpet lies flat on the floor. He continues, and the Carpet begins to follow again. Again, Abu turns back, but the Carpet is rolled up and leaning against a pile of treasure. Abu runs to Aladdin and tugs his pant leg]
Aladdin! Aladdin!
Abu, will you knock it off?
[Again the Carpet follows, but this time, when Abu turns, the carpet jumps to the other side. It reaches down with a tassel and pulls Abu's tail. When Abu jumps around, Carpet again goes to the other side. This time, Abu lands in a karate stance. Carpet reaches down and plucks Abu's hat off, then puts it on himself. Abu sits thinking for a second, until Carpet waves a tassel in front of his face. Abu and Carpet both jump scared, and run away. Abu tackles Aladdin and turns his head to look at the Carpet]
Abu, what are you, crazy?
[The Carpet peeks out from behind a pile of treasure]
The Magic Carpet. Come on, come on out, I'm not gonna hurt you. Hey, take it easy, Abu, he's not gonna bite.
[Abu shakes his fist and screeching. Carpet begins to walk away, "sadly"]
Hey, wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can help us.
[Carpet looks back, excited. It then flies over and wraps around the pair]
Hey, whoa! You see, we're trying to find this lamp.
[In the midnight, in a gardens, a shadowy figure walks through. We see it is Jasmine in disguise. She reaches the palace wall, then begins to climb it. She is tugged from behind by Rajah]
Oh, I'm so sorry, Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. I'll miss you. Goodbye!
[She disappears over the wall. The next morning, in the street Aladdin and Abu are up to their capers again. They are on top of the awning of a fruit stand]
Okay, Abu, go!
Fruit Merchant
[Abu dips over the edge and looks at the merchant] [to passing crowd]
Try this, your taste buds will dance and sing. [Abu grabs a melon and hangs there, distracting his attention] Hey, get your paws off that.
Blah blah blah!
Fruit Merchant
Why, you! Get away from here, you filthy ape!
[The merchant grabs the melon away from Abu. But in the foreground, Aladdin dips down and snatches another melon from the stand]
Bye-bye!
[He zings back up. The merchant takes the melon to the front, where he places it on top of a stack. He looks confused, like he has just done this]
Nice going, Abu, breakfast is served.
Pot Merchant
[Aladdin and Abu on the roof break open the melon and eat. We see Jasmine walking through the street]
Pretty lady buy a pot, no finer pot in brass or silver.
Nut Merchant
Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!
Necklace Merchant
Would the lady like a necklace, a pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
Fish Merchant
[She is charmed by the action, but is startled by a fish thrust into her face]
Fresh fish! We catch him you buy him!
I don't think so.
[Jasmine backs away, but bumps into a fire eater, who is startled into swallowing his fire]
Excuse me.
[Man gulps, then belches fire from his mouth. Jasmine is disgusted. He is pleased and taps his stomach. Aladdin sees her, and a strange look comes over his face]
I'm really very sorry.
[Jasmine pulls the hood of her cloak over her head. Abu sees him and jumps up on his shoulder, waving his hand in front of Aladdin's face]
Uh-oh, hello? Hello?
[Princess Jasmine stops at Farouk's fruit stand and sees a young boy reaching for fruit; she picks up an apple and hands it to him]
You must be hungry. Here you go. [the boy runs off]
Farouk
[first words]
You'd better be able to pay for that.
Farouk
No one steals from my cart.
I'm so sorry, sir. I don't have any money.
Farouk
Thief!
Please. If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from The Sultan.
Farouk
Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?!
[He grabs her hand and pins it down on the table, then raises his sword]
No! No, please!
[Aladdin stops Farouk]
Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. [to Princess Jasmine] I've been looking for you.
Farouk
You know this girl?
Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy. [Aladdin twirls his finger around his ear; Jasmine scoffs in disbelief]
Farouk
She said she knew The Sultan.
She thinks The Monkey is The Sultan.
[Princess Jasmine, playing along, kneels and bows to Abu]
Oh, wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
Well,... [babbles royally]
Tragic, isn't it? [leans forward, picking up another apple from the cart and hands it to Farouk as repayment] But no harm done. [walks over to Princess Jasmine] Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
No, no, no, not that one. [to Abu, whose pockets are bulging] Come on, Sultan.
Farouk
[Abu bows to the crowd until nearly everything he picked up falls out] [last words]
Huh? What is it? [Abu picks up what he can carry, and the trio run off] Come back here, you little thieves!
[Inside Jafar's lair, Iago is running on a gear in a bizarre contraption. At the top of the contraption is a red storm brewing] [huffing and puffing]
With all due respect, your rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[Jafar places the Sultan's diamond is set in a frame above a large hourglass]
Yes, O Mighty Evil One.
[Iago runs faster. A lightning bolt streaks through the ring, passing into an hourglass below. The sands begin to swirl]
Ah, sands of time - Reveal to me the one who could enter the cave. [The sand in top forms the Cave of Wonders, it falls through into a storm, but it shows Aladdin climbing up a ladder, followed by Jasmine who is covered in her cloak] Yes, yes! There he is. My diamond in the rough!
That's him, that's the clown we've been waiting for?
[Iago loses his footing and is sucked into the gears]
Let's have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace. Shall we?
[Iago goes flying past and slams into the wall upside down]
Swell.
[Jafar laughs hideously, and the camera zooms in on Aladdin in the hourglass]
[Inside the cave, Aladdin sleeps groggily on the Carpet and Abu tries]
Oh, oh. Aladdin? Wake up. Aladdin.
[groans]
Oh, my head. [looks at a solid cavern] We're trapped. That two faced son-of-a-jackal! Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp.
Aha! [pulls out the lamp]
Why, you hairy little thief! It looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. Hey, I think there's something written here, but it's hard to make out.
[Aladdin rubs the lamp with his sleeve, it glows slightly and the lamp begins to shake and glow, but Aladdin holds onto the lamp, towering above Aladdin is the gigantic Genie comes out of the lamp. He is a hip, hyper, mercurial Robin Williams type, full of exuberance] [screaming]
OY! 10,000 years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Hang on a second! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi, where ya from? What's your name?
Uh, Al, Aladdin.
Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie? Sounds like here, boy! [whistles] Come on, Laddie!
Do you smoke? Mind if I do? Oh, sorry, Cheeta, I hope I didn't singe the fur!
[Abu is comically scared before the Carpet laughs] [noticed the Carpet]
Hey, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia! Give me some tassel! [to Aladdin] Yo yo! Yeah! Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side, do I look different to you?
Wait a minute! I'm your master?
That's right! He can be taught!! What would you wish of me, [assumes a muscular physique and a deep Arnold Schwarzenegger-esque accent] the ever-impressive, [appears in a Phantom Zone-esque stretchy bubble] the long-contained, [creates a ventriloquist's dummy in his likeness, affecting a Señor Wences-esque high-pitched voice] often imitated, [creates multiple copies of himself] but never duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated... Genie Of The Lamp! [turns into a caricature of Ed Sullivan as the copies applaud] Right here, direct from the lamp, right here for your very much wish fulfillment. Thank you!
Three wishes to be exact. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. That's it, three. [affects a Groucho Marx impression] Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
[music for "Friend Like Me" begins]
Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities. [singing] Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves / Scheherezade had a thousand tales / But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves / You got a brand of magic never fails / You got some power in your corner now / Some heavy ammunition in your camp / You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how / See all you gotta do is rub that lamp / And I'll say...| Mister Aladdin, sir / What will your pleasure be? / Let me take your order / Jot it down / You ain't never had a friend like me...| Life is your restaurant / And I'm your maître d' / C'mon whisper what it is you want / You ain't never had a friend like me...| Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service / You're the boss / The king, the shah / Say what you wish / It's yours, true dish / How about a little more Baklava?| Have some of column A / Try all of column B / I'm in the mood to help you dude / You ain't never had a friend like me...| Can your friends do this? / Do your friends do that? / Do your friends pull this out their little hat? / Can your friends go poof? / Well, looky here / Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip / And then make the sucker disappear?| So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed / I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers / You got me bona fide, certified / You got a genie for your charge d'affaires / I got a powerful urge to help you out / So what-cha wish? / I really want to know / You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt / Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh...| Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three / I'm on the job, you big nabob / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend / You ain't never had a friend like me / You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!| [song fades]
[Back at the cave is empty again, save for Aladdin, Abu, the Carpet and the Genie, who now has a glowing neon "Applause" sign above his head]
So what'll it be, Master?
You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?
[affecting a William F. Buckley accent]
Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
Like?
Ah, first rule: I can't kill anybody. [slices his head off with his finger] So don't ask. Second rule: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. [Genie's head turns into a big pair of lips which kiss Aladdin] You little punim, there. [lies flat, then gets up and transforms into a zombie affecting a Peter Lorre accent] Third rule: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. [grabs Aladdin and shakes him] I DON'T LIKE DOING IT! [poofs back to normal] Other than that, you got it!
Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? [to Abu] Some all powerful genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.
[stomps his foot in front of them, affects a Travis Bickle-esque Brooklyn accent, angrily and lost patience]
Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! NOT right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!! [Aladdin and Abu sit on the carpet; Genie joins them and turns into a stewardess] In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the Carpet! WEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE... [they pop out of the cave and soar into the distance] ...OUTTA HERE!
[Inside the dungeon, rats scurry across the gloomy walls, in and out of shafts of moonlight shining through a high, barred window. We see Aladdin chained to the wall] [to himself]
She was the Princess. I don't believe it. I must have sounded so stupid to her.
[We hear chitters, scampers down before Aladdin pulls on his arm irons]
Hey, come on. Help me outta these.
[Abu stops, then begins chattering wildly, dropping to the ground. He wraps a cloth around his head and makes his eyes big in an imitates of the Princess]
Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it.
[Abu jumps up on Aladdin's shoulders and pulls a small set of tools out of his pocket, then frees Aladdin]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry, Abu, I'll never see her again. I'm a street rat, remember, and there's a law. She's gotta marry a prince, she deserves it.
I'm a fool.
A lowly prisoner like yourself. But together perhaps we can be more.
I'm listening.
There is a cave, boy, the Cave of Wonders, filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
Jafar, can ya hurry it up? I'm dying in here!
But the law says that only a prince can marry...
Haven't you heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you boy? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
So why will you share all of that wonderful treasure with me?
I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.
Uh, one problem. It's out there, we're in here?
[Jafar walks to a wall and pushes open a hidden exit]
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Things aren't always what they seem. So do we have a deal?
[Inside the palace, Jafar emerging from his secret chambers. Jafar slides the door shut carefully before Jasmine comes storms and Jafar slams it shut, pines Iago inside the door frame]
Jafar?
Oh, uh, Princess.
Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck!
How may I be of service to you? [spreads out his cape]
The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders.
Your father's charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. The boy was a criminal.
What was his crime?
I can't breathe, Jafar!
Why, kidnapping the Princess, of course.
If you could just. [he kicks him back inside the door and it slams shut] Ow! That hurt!
He didn't kidnap me! I ran away!
What do you mean?
Sadly, the boy's sentence has already been carried out.
What sentence?
Death. [Jasmine gasps] By beheading.
No!
I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.
How could you? [crying]
[Iago finally makes it out through the door. He flies up and lands on Jafar's shoulder, coughing]
So, how did it go?
I think she took it rather well. [they both get a sinister smile on their faces]
[Outside the gardens, crying at the edge of the fountain. Rajah comes over to comfort her. She pets him]
It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.
[Inside the Sultan's chambers]
I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
[A shadow falls over him. The Sultan looks up startled and sees Jafar]
Ooh, oh. Ah, Jafar, my most trusted advisor. I am in desperate need of your wisdom.
My life is but to serve you, my lord. [bows]
It's this suitor business, Jasmine refuses to choose a husband, I'm at my wit's-end.
Awk, wit's-end.
Oh, ha ha. Have a cracker, pretty Polly!
[The Sultan pulls a cracker out from his pocket. Iago looks terrified. Then the Sultan stuffs it in Iago's mouth. Iago grimaces as he tries to eat it. Jafar and the Sultan both laugh]
Your Majesty, certainly has a way with dumb animals. Now then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem.
If anyone can help, it's you.
Ah, but it will require the use of the mystic blue diamond.
Uh, my ring? But it's been in the family for years.
It is necessary to find the Princess a suitor.
[Jafar says the word 'Princess' with the accent on the second syllable, 'cess.' He turns his staff with a cobra head towards The Sultan. The eyes of the staff begin to glow. The room darkens, Jafar's voice slows down and deepens. The Sultan's eyes get a hypnotized look]
Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
The diamond.
Here, Jafar, whatever you need will be fine.
[The Sultan removes his ring and hands it to Jafar. The room returns to normal as Jafar pulls back the staff]
You are most gracious, my liege. Now run along and play with your little toys.
Yes, that'll be pretty good.
[Jafar and Iago exit. We follow them. When they're out of the room, the parrot spits out the cracker]
I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack!
Then I'd grab him around the head. Whack! Whack!
Soon, I will be sultan, not that addle-pated twit.
And then I stuff the crackers down his throat! [laughs]
[The pair pass through a door and slam it shut]
[Jasmine on her balcony at night. We tilt down and find Aladdin and company in the courtyard]
What am I going to do? Jasmine won't even let me talk to her. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish.
[Abu struggles with his elephant paws to open a banana. He squishes it, and the banana squirts into his eye. He then tosses the banana peel into a heaping pile of the same] [to Carpet, playing chess]
So move! [Carpet does, knocking a black piece off the board] Hey, that's a good move. [as Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe it-- I'm losing to a rug.
Genie, I need help.
[as Jack Nicholson]
Okay, Sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the Little Lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it?
What?
No way! If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, [downcast] she'd laugh at me. [dons turban]
[turns turban into a lamp shade]
A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh! Al, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself.
Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?
[The Genie regards him a little sadly. Gestures, the turban is restored] [false good humor]
Like a prince.
[Aladdin flies up to the balcony on Carpet. Jasmine is on her bed, sighing. Rajah is by her side] [from a distance]
Princess Jasmine?
It's me, Prince Ali. Ahem-- [then he jumps to his deep voice] Prince Ali Ababwa.
I do not want to see you.
[Jasmine turns to go inside. He moves after her, so the room light illumines him]
No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance. [Rajah growls and advances on him]
Just leave me alone.
I'll leave you alone. Down, kitty!
[Carpet cuts his neck with his finger]
Good kitty, take off. Down, kitty. [He takes off his turban to brush Rajah away]
You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
The marketplace? [a bee buzzes around his head] I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met.
[as a bee]
Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything--pick a feature!
Um, Princess Jasmine? You're very...
Punctual!
Punctual?
Beautiful.
Hmm. I'm rich too, you know.
Yeah!
The daughter of a sultan.
I know.
A fine prize for any prince to marry.
Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.
Right, a prince like you. And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I've met!
Just go jump off a balcony! [turns and walks away]
What?
Yeah, right!
What!?!
Uh, you're right. You aren't just some prize to be won. [looks disappointed] You should be free to make your own choice. [Jasmine and Rajah look at each other in confusion] I'll go now. [steps up on the ledge and drops off]
No.
[now she's amazed]
How-- how are you doing that? [she looks over the edge and sees the Carpet]
It's a magic carpet.
It's lovely. [Carpet takes Jasmine's hand with a tassel]
You, uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world.
Is it safe?
Sure. Do you trust me?
[Jasmine takes his hand and hops on Carpet, with the camera zooming into the sky, knocking them both into sitting positions. Brad Kane and Lea Salonga music playing a song A Whole New World. Jasmine looks back and sees Rajah looks up at her questioningly. She gasps as they fly over the palace wall and into the sky] [singing]
I can show you the world / Shining, shimmering, splendid / Tell me, Princess, now when did / You last let your heart decide?| I can open your eyes / Take you wonder by wonder / Over, sideways and under / On a magic carpet ride...| A whole new world / A new fantastic point of view / No one to tell us no / Or where to go / Or say we're only dreaming.
[singing]
A whole new world / A dazzling place I never knew / But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear / That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
[singing]
Unbelievable sights / Indescribable feeling / Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling / Through an endless diamond sky...| A whole new world.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
[singing]
I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare / Let me share this whole new world with you...| A whole new world, a whole new world / That's where we'll be, that's where we'll be.
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
[singing]
For you and me...| [song fades]
[Carpet hovers along over a lake, and we see the reflection of the moon in the lake. Fireworks burst and before them is the Great Wall of China in Mulan, sitting on a rooftop]
It's all so magical.
Yeah.
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
Nah, he hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying either. That is... Oh, no!
You're the boy from the market! I knew it. Why did you lie to me?
Jasmine, I'm so sorry.
Did you think I was stupid?
No.
That I wouldn't figure it out?
No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't. No, that's not what I meant.
Who are you? Tell me the truth!
The truth?
[Aladdin looks at Carpet on rooftop]
The truth, the truth is, I sometimes dress as a commoner, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince!
Why didn't you just tell me?
Well, you know, uh, royalty going out into the city in disguise. It seems a little strange, don't you think?
Not that strange.
[Jasmine flicks up the feather, Carpet puts a tassel under his "chin" and looks mystified. In the palace balcony, where Aladdin and Jasmine return] [Carpet forms a set of steps and she descends. Aladdin descending below the balcony]
Good night, my handsome prince.
Sleep well, Princess. [They slowly lean forward to kiss before Carpet bumps him up and they kiss sooner than expected] Yes! [he falls back onto the Carpet, who descends to the ground] For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right. [Aladdin looks up at Jasmine's balcony, and suddenly the guards' hand grab him]
Guards
Aha!
Hey! What?! [muffled] Abu? Abu?
Hold him!
[Razoul grabs Aladdin on his feet and his hands. Razoul ties Carpet in a knot and Jafar approaches]
I'm afraid you've worn out your welcome, Prince A-Boo-Boo.
[walks away]
Make sure he's never found.
[Razoul hits him in the head, and he falls unconscious. In a cliff, where Razoul laughs as Aladdin's body drops into the water. He is conscious now, but his feet are tied to a rock. The rock hits the sea bottom, then the turban lands and the lamp tumbles out. He sees this and struggles to rub the lamp. However, he loses consciousness and falls to the floor. The lamp, unsettled by his movement, rolls down and rubs against his hands. It shakes, and Genie emerges with a bath brush, rubber duckie, and shower cap]
Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. [squeaks the duck] Hello? [sees unconscious Aladdin] Al? Al! Kid, snap out of it. You can't cheat on this one, I can't help you unless you make a wish. You have to say, "Genie, I want you to save my life." Got it? Okay. Come on, Aladdin!! [he grabs Aladdin by the shoulders and shakes him. His head goes up, then falls] I'll take that as a yes. [head turns into a siren] Wooga! Wooga! [turns into a submarine] Up scope! [he babbles in something that sounds like German. On the surface, a giant water spout emerges, and lands on top of the cliff. Aladdin reawakes and coughs the water out of his lungs] Don't you scare me like that!
Genie, I-- uh, I- uh, I... [he can't think of how to say it, so they just hug each other] Thanks, Genie.
Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, Kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or anything.
[Inside Jasmine's room, Jasmine humming "A Whole New World" and unbraids her hair. The Sultan appears in one of the double doors, hypnotized] [from a distance]
Jasmine!
Oh, Father-- I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy.
What?
[Jasmine gasps. Jafar steps forward, the sight of him]
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
I will never marry you. [goes to The Sultan] Father, I choose Prince Ali!
Prince Ali left!
[A quick pan finds Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
Prince Ali!
Tell them the truth, Jafar! You tried to have me killed.
What? [goes to The Sultan] Ridiculous nonsense, Your Highness. He is obviously lying.
I know what's wrong.
[Aladdin smashes the head of the staff against the floor, Jafar flinches and the spell is broken for good]
Oh, oh, oh my!
Your Highness, Jafar's been controlling you with this! [he advances the staff]
What? Jafar? You, you traitor!
Guards! Guards!
Well, that's it--we're dead, forget it. Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead.
[But Jafar sees the lamp in Aladdin's pocket. Jafar makes a move, but is arrested by guards]
Arrest Jafar at once.
[Aladdin leaps at him, but Jafar throws down a smoke pellet. A large red cloud appears. Jafar is gone. Jasmine helps Aladdin up, embraces him]
Find him, search everywhere!
Jasmine, are you all right?
Yes.
[They lean in to kiss, but The Sultan barges between them]
Jafar, my most trusted counselor, plotting against me all this time. This is horrible, just horrible. How will I ever--
[The Sultan notices Jasmine and Aladdin, and looks at the pair]
Can it be true? My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? [she nods] Ha, ha! Praise Allah! You brilliant boy, I could kiss you! I won't--I'll leave that to my... [Aladdin beams] But you two will be wed at once! Yes, yes. And you'll be happy and prosperous, and then my boy, you will be sultan!
Yes, a fine upstanding youth like yourself, a person of your unimpeachable moral character is exactly what this kingdom needs!
[Aladdin looks concerned at this. Inside Jafar's chambers, Jafar and Iago enter]
We gotta get outta here! We gotta get-- I gotta start packing, Your Highness. Only essentials.
[Iago starts throwing things out of his cage. Jafar smiles broadly]
We gotta travel light! Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives [stops and takes out a picture of himself and Jafar] and how about this picture? I don't know--I think I'm making a weird face in it.
[Jafar laughs with insane glee]
Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. [Iago flies down to an oblivious Jafar and knocks on his head] Jafar? Jafar? Get a grip! [Jafar grabs him around the neck] Good grip!
Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin Aladdin. [loosens his grip] He has the lamp, Iago.
Why that miserable--
But you are going to relieve him of it!
Me?