Scooby-Doo quotes from Scoob! (2020) ... Movie Quotes Database

[Opening scene to Venice, California, as Tupac's "California Love" plays. We see dozens of sights before coming to Alexander’s Great Gyro. A huge roll of meat was then taken by a brown puppy.]

Rike!

Restaurant Owner

What?! You little mutt! Come back here!

Scooby

Oh!

Restaurant Owner

Bring back my gyros!

Woman

Hey, watch it!

Scooby

Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoa!

Man

Hey!

Scooby

Sorry!

Man

Bone-headed pooch!

Scooby

Ruh-roh!

Officer Gary

Dispatch! I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat. [Scooby hops over the cop and rolls off while he gives chase on his bike.] I repeat, we’ve a grand theft gyro in progress! Hey! Slow down!

Officer Gary

[The chase went down the sidewalk then down the skating rink. As they flew up in the air, they accidentally switched rides, with the cop on the gyro and Scooby on the bike.]

Huh?

Scooby

Yikes.

Officer Gary

[They landed down and then flew back up. As they fly through the air...] [in slow-mo]

Hey!

Young Shaggy Rogers

[Scooby grabs back the gyro and gets on it as he and the officer land on the ground. The chase then continues down the streets of Venice, where they run past a lonely young boy named Norville "Shaggy" Rogers, making him drop his food.]

Zoinks! Like, slow down, dude. [He puts on his earbuds and gets out his cellphone. He activates a Backstreet Boys song, Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely, only to realize it was a mistake. He then switches to Three Dog Night’s One is the Loneliest Number. That didn’t do good either. Then, to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton. None of the songs were helping the boy. So, he switches to a motivational podcast hosted by Ira Glass. As the young boy walks...]

Ira Glass

[on radio]

Hello, I’m Ira Glass. Welcome to another episode of my new podcast. Friends. Who needs ‘em? You do. This week’s challenge: put yourself out there. When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it. You can do it. Now go. Make some friends.

Scooby

[Young Shaggy was still sad, but he wanted to give it a chance. Back on the chase...] [as he rolls past some people]

Excuse me! Coming through!

Scooby

[As the officer rode in, Scooby and the gyro were gone. He looks around, not knowing that they were hiding in the backs of two mounds of sand, one of which has seaweed on top.]

Phew. [Just then, the same boy Shaggy walks in and stops at the sand mounds.] Huh?

Young Shaggy

Make friends. Check. [Soon, he makes a picnic with the sand mounds, now fitted with seashells for eyes and sand mouths. He grabs himself a sandwich as he starts to make conversation with the pretend friends.] Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy. How was your day? Oh, you want me to start? [Scooby started to listen through.] How polite, Sandy. Well, I told my mom I was meeting my friends at the beach, so if she asks, this technically counts as a playdate. But it’s all good. I like eating lunch by myself. [becomes sad] And hanging out by myself. And playing ping pong by myself. I lose a lot of balls.
[Shaggy looks sad. Scooby looks worried. He knows what it’s like to be alone. With a determined expression, he decides to get out of his hiding place. The puppy shows his face to the boy behind the sand mound. Shaggy looks up and notices in shock. They yelped at each other then blinked and stared. Shaggy sees that he’s staring at him. He then pushes his sandwich toward the puppy. He walks to him.] I got to warn you. It’s got gummi worms, tater tots, and ketchup leather. [Scooby was confused.] I know! No liverwurst. It’s not like me to forget the protein. [Scooby gets an idea. He walks away...] Yeah, I get it. Nobody likes my sandwiches. [...and returns with the gyro.] Whoa!

Young Shaggy

[Shaggy hands Scooby a fork and knife to cut off pieces of the gyro and place them in the sandwiches. They clink their sandwiches together and eat them in one gulp.]

Mm. Is that peppercorn?

Scooby

Sand.

Officer Gary

[The two giggle for a moment.]

There you are! [They yelp and Scooby leaps into the boy’s arms. The officer had found Scooby at last.] This mangy stray's done enough damage for today. He's coming with me.

Young Shaggy

He's not a stray.

Officer Gary

Is he your dog?

Young Shaggy

He is, like, totally mine. [to Scooby] If you wanna be.

Scooby

I'd like that very much.

Officer Gary

Okay, then. What's his name?

Scooby

I don't have one.

Young Shaggy

His name's... [As he tries to think up a name, he looks down on a box of Scooby Snacks and gets an idea.] Snacks.

Officer Gary

What?

Scooby

Snacks?

Young Shaggy

Uh, I mean... Scooby!

Officer Gary

Middle name?

Young Shaggy

Dooby?

Officer Gary

Last name.

Young Shaggy

Doo.

Officer Gary

All right. If the dog has a middle name, there's no punishment for damages or theft. I don't like it, but them's the laws. Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo. [gets on his bike and pedals off. The two laugh.]

Young Shaggy

I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.

Scooby

Raggy.

Young Shaggy

[laughs]

No, it's Shaggy.

Scooby

That's what I said. Raggy.

Young Shaggy

We'll work on it.
[The two fist-bump.]

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Fred Jones

All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?

Shaggy Rogers

Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.

Daphne Blake

No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...

Scooby-Doo

I was also gonna say lunch.

Fred

Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.

Scooby

I told you I needed a walk.

Velma Dinkley

It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.

Shaggy

What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Daphne

Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Scooby

I handle our accounting.

Velma

Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.

Simon Cowell

[comes in the diner and sits down with them]

Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.

Shaggy

Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell. [pulls out his phone and plays Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper]

Shaggy and Scooby

[singing]

In the shallow In the shallow

Shaggy

[continues singing]

I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...

Simon Cowell

Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.

Fred

How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.

Velma

We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.

Simon Cowell

Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.

Fred

Cool.

Simon Cowell

Daphne is the people person. The empath.

Daphne

Aw.

Simon Cowell

And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.

Velma

Thanks.

Simon Cowell

But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.

Shaggy

Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."

Scooby

But you got us back at "sandwich."

Simon Cowell

Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.

Daphne

But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.

Shaggy

Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?

Simon Cowell

Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.

Shaggy

Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.

Scooby

Yeah, we know when we're not wanted. [he and Shaggy leave the diner]

Daphne

No. Ugh. Wait.

Fred

Come on, guys.

Velma

He didn't mean it.

Scooby

[comes back for the fries]

No fries for you. Hmm! [leaves]

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Shaggy

Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?

Scooby

No.

Shaggy

Look around, man. The clean modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette. We're in…

Scooby

IKEA!

Shaggy

The Falcon Fury! Did you say "IKEA"?

Scooby

Nope. I said "Falcon Fury". Just like you.

Dee Dee Skyes

[The doors open and Dee Dee Skyes comes to them]

Gentlemen, welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.

Shaggy

Well, we're Scoob—

Dee Dee

Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow me.

Scooby

Who sent those robots?

Dee Dee

It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.

Shaggy

Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat].

Scooby

It's nice to be wanted.

Dee Dee

Mm, I hear that.

Dee Dee

[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]

Yes, I know it's super cool in here, and I would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told me we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?

Shaggy

Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
Dee Dee Yep. He likes to make an entrance.

Keith

[voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.

Shaggy and Scooby

Blue Falcon!

Blue Falcon

[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]

Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [poses; Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?

Keith

[voice]

I missed the cue.

Blue Falcon

Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.

Scooby

No, you're not.
Blue Falcon Yes, I am.

Dee Dee

I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.

Shaggy

No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.

Blue Falcon

They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.

Dynomutt

I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.

Shaggy and Scooby

Dynomutt!
Blue Falcon [whose real name is Brian Crown]: Oh, him you recognize?

Shaggy

Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.

Dynomutt

And yet, here I am... without him.

Shaggy

[Scooby pinches Shaggy]

Ow! What was that for?!

Scooby

Making sure this isn't a dream.

Shaggy

You're supposed to pinch yourself.

Dee Dee

[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]

Finished?

Scooby

[pinches Shaggy one last time]

Yes.

Shaggy

Wait, Brian...

Brian

Blue Falcon.

Shaggy

If you're Blue Falcon now...

Brian

I am.

Shaggy

Does that mean...?

Brian

Yes. Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place. [kisses the air]

Shaggy

Oh, no!

Brian

What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.

Dynomutt

We still miss him very, very, very, very, very...

Brian

Oh, no, he's glitching.

Dynomutt

No, I'm not. Let me finish. ...very, very, very much.

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Dee Dee

To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density.

Dynomutt

Brian, quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.

Brian

Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.

Shaggy

[offscreen]

Found it!

Brian

The second skull?

Shaggy

No, even better. [carrying a lot of food with Scooby]

Shaggy and Scooby

The Falcon Fridge!

Scooby

FYI, you are officially out of... everything. [they giggle]

Brian

Yes, I love these guys!

Dynomutt

I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.

Shaggy

Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.

Brian

[They both put a lot of ice cream with a jalapeño pepper on top]

Woah, woah! You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?

Scooby

Heat and sweet.
Shaggy It's our signature dessert.

Dynomutt and Dee Dee

Heat signature!

Dee Dee

That's it! You guys are geniuses!

Scooby

[chuckles]

We're geniuses.

Shaggy

Take that, Simon Cowell! [they fist bump]

Dynomutt

The supernatural energy in that skull would give about a specific heat signature.

Dee Dee

All we gotta do is locate that spot. [locates the location of the second Cerberus skull, which reveals to them] Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert.

Brian

[imitates buzzer]

Incorrect. I just found out where the skull is, and it's not in the Gobi Desert. It's in Romania.

Shaggy

Like, how do you know?

Brian

A hero never reveals his secrets.

Dynomutt

I believe you're thinking of magicians.

Brian

I'm always thinking of magicians. But as you must know, I just got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.

Dynomutt

Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age should be using.

Dee Dee

Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.

Brian

If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?

Dee Dee

Wait, do you think "Anonymous" is the name of a person?

Brian

Well, based on your tone of voice, I don't anymore.

Dee Dee

Sir, we should really go to the Gobi Desert.

Brian

I hear you. You make a valid point, but we're gonna do my thing, okay? To the Falcon Nest!

Dynomutt

Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.

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Brian

[They arrive in the abandoned amusement park, Funland, in Romania as Brian and Dynomutt step out of the Falcon Fury]

Hustle, you two, we haven't got all day!

Scooby

[whimpers]

Second thoughts?

Shaggy

Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.

Shaggy

[They follow Brian and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]

Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing. [Scooby whimpers]

Brian

According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.

Brian

[They look up and see Dastardly's Mean Machine arriving]

Hey, did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?

Dastardly

[Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt glare at him] [laughing as he comes out of the Mean Machine with the Rottens while holding a flying Rotten]

You dim-witted do-gooders, I've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!

Dee Dee

Gobi Desert. Hmm. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, me! [Flies into the amusement park]

Dynomutt

[activating his missiles]

Okay, Brian, we've had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together, and—

Brian

RUN!

Dynomutt

[sees Scooby, Shaggy and Brian running away; annoyingly]

Classic Brian. [running from the Rottens] Dee Dee, you cover Shaggy and Scooby, and I'll run interference.

Dastardly

[As Scooby and Shaggy continue running away, Dee Dee flies and fires some of the Rottens and parts of the Mean Machine as Dastardly lowers down and lands to the ground]

Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!

Shaggy

This way!

Shaggy

[They run into an arcade and barricade the door with old video games, but as one Rotten's head pops out of a whack-a-mole game, they grab mallets and start hitting the Rotten's heads every time they show up, and thus winning points and tickets, then one Rotten shows in it's cute form. They are awed by it at first, but Shaggy hits it with his mallet.]

Ha ha! Weak link, my butt.

Shaggy

[Dastardly kicks the door open and aims his laser at them]

Woah, dude! What do you want with us?

Dastardly

[chuckles]

I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need. [fires his laser at Shaggy, which sends him flying]

Shaggy

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Scooby

RAGGY!

Dastardly

[charging to try to grab Scooby]

Stay! Sit! Heel! [Scooby escapes] Did nobody train this thing?!

Brian

[Shaggy continues flying until he lands on the Ferris wheel where Brian is hiding.]

Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point.

Dastardly

[Scooby runs away from the Rottens, but they corner him, and Scooby runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors.]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo! Where are you? [Scooby gasps] Come on now. Don't be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He's lost now.

Scooby

Is he chipped?

Dastardly

Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.

Scooby

But, I don't have your key. No pockets.

Dastardly

No, you are the key. [chuckles] Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny, and become the most important dog in the world.

Scooby

No thanks, Dastardly.

Dastardly

Oh, please. My friends call me... [reveals himself] Dick.

Scooby

R'OK, Rick.

Dastardly

No, I'm not Rick. I'm Dick with a D.

Scooby

Rick with a D.

Dastardly

[grumbles]

Da-Da-Da-Dick.

Scooby

Ra-ra-ra-Rick.

Dastardly

Dick, Dick, *DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!* [Hears the sounds of a door closing and realizes that Scooby escaped using the exit door] Drat.

Shaggy

[The Rottens fire at the Ferris wheel]

Brian, do something!

Brian

Like what?!

Shaggy

Like drop some F-bombs!

Brian

Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG!

Shaggy

No! Falcon bombs!

Brian

You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.

Shaggy

There right there!

Brian

Oh! [pulls out his falcon bomb] 12,000,000,000,000 volts, brother. You wanna throw it?

Shaggy

Do I ever! [grabs the falcon bomb and lights it] Bombs away!

Dastardly

[He throws the falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play Hot Potato with the falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel and it's bolt detaches, making the Ferris wheel roll with them still on it screaming] [searching for Scooby-Doo]

Here boy! Where are you?

Scooby

[Scooby slowly pops out of a bumper car where he's hiding and sighs in relief, thinking he lost him, but he turns, sees Dastardly right in front of him and screams.]

Ahhh!

Dastardly

You're mine, Scooby-Doo!

Dynomutt

[Dynomutt kicks Dastardly]

Sit! [Dastardly lands behind another bumper car] Good boy. You can start screaming... [activates his boosters] ...now.

Dastardly

[They escape on Scooby's bumper car as the Rottens get under Dastardly's bumper car]

Follow that dog!

Dynomutt

[They follow Scooby and Dynomutt in hot pursuit as the Ferris wheel continues to roll until it hits a roller coaster, sending Shaggy and Brian to a roller coaster car, which it rolls on the roller coaster]

Brian!

Scooby

[gasps]

Raggy!

Shaggy

[They follow them on the roller coaster car as Dastardly follows them on the roller coaster]

I hate the loops! [they went over the loop, which sends them falling off the roller coaster car and into Scooby's bumper car]

Dastardly

Give me that dog!

Scooby

Raggy!

Shaggy

Scooby!

Brian

Everybody say, "#FoxyFalcon!"

Scooby, Shaggy and Dynomutt

#FoxyFalcon!

Dastardly

[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly falling with his bumper car]

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! [lands on the ground, leaving his impact silhouette on it]

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Shaggy

[In the Falcon Fury, the car floats in the air while Scooby and Shaggy float up.] [unamused]

Not again.

Dee Dee

[They then fall to the floor.]

Dastardly will be back. Please tell me you got some leads?

Scooby

Dastardly said I was the key.

Dee Dee

The key to what?

Brian

Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!

Dynomutt

Why? Because the bad guy said so?

Brian

Exactly. [to Shaggy] What did Dastardly say about you?

Shaggy

Well, I believe his exact words were, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."

Brian

Harsh.

Shaggy

Then he shot me through the wall.

Brian

Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend here is super important. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!

Shaggy

Huh?

Dynomutt

Shouldn’t we be focusing on finding that third skull before Dastardly?

Dee Dee

Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...

Brian

Details. Alright, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!

Scooby

Cool! [walks off with Brian]

Shaggy

[confused]

Uh... Right behind you, Scoob. [He, Dee Dee and Dynomutt followed]

Dastardly

[Meanwhile, on the Dick Dastardly-like crater, the villain gets himself up.]

Drat, drat, and double drat! [Dick’s watch rings. He answers.] What is it?

Dastardly

[The red damaged bot was on his watch, telling them about...] [gasps; gets an idea]

Scooby-Doo’s friends. How perfect! Send me their location immediately!
[The red bot was transferring Mystery Inc’s location.]

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Brian

Hey.

Shaggy

Hey.

Brian

You’re feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when some buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for… you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. [to Keith] Keith. Give it to me. [a basket of stuff is dropped to him] My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.

Shaggy

Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.

Brian

How do you mean?

Shaggy

Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.

Brian

Hey! It was a superior vantage point!

Shaggy

But, like, your father was this great hero, right? So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. [as Brian is listening in sadness] I mean, the pressure is monumental. Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory. How do you breathe under the weight of all that?

Brian

Uh… [He doesn’t know what to say from Shaggy’s statement, so he hangs his head back and sighs as his hover seat moves away.]

Dee Dee

[offscreen]

Dyno, what do you got? [Shaggy sees Scooby with Dee Dee and Dynomutt.]

Dynomutt

The signal’s too weak. I can’t lock in the exact coordinates. So, I’m gonna cross-check the triangulation patterns.

Scooby

Ooh! Super cool!

Dee Dee

Better than bowling, huh?
[Shaggy sighs in deep sadness.]

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Scooby

[Back in the Falcon Fury, Scooby looks at his new costume in the mirror.]

Does this make my ears look big?

Shaggy

[offscreen]

Makes your ego look big.

Scooby

What did you say?

Shaggy

I said, uh, fine. You look fine.

Scooby

It sounded like you said “ego”.

Shaggy

Nope. Must be in your head.

Scooby

Hm.

Shaggy

Your giant and inflated head.

Scooby

What?!

Shaggy

Nothing.

Dee Dee

[offscreen]

Scooby! We need you!
[Scooby runs off while Shaggy sighs.]

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Dee Dee

[Meanwhile, the Falcon Fury arrived at Messick Mountain.]

I’m picking up the skull signature.

Dynomutt

Locking on. [Shaggy comes in as Scooby chats with Brian.]

Brian

These suits are incredible, right?

Scooby

Yeah!

Brian

Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws…

Scooby

I love it! [Shaggy sighs]

Dee Dee

I wanna see cheeks to seats, people. Straps activated. [Scooby and Brian got to their seats with some straps.]

Shaggy

But my cheeks still need a seat! [As he tries to get to his seat...]

Dee Dee

Here we go!!!

Dee Dee

[Dee Dee pilots the Falcon Fury into an icy cave, avoiding some icicles while Shaggy rocks around in the cockpit.]

Shaggy, what are you doing?

Brian

[The Falcon Fury was getting closer to some stalagmites.]

Not so close.

Dee Dee

We're about to get closer.

Dynomutt

Dee Dee, I advise we...

Dee Dee

Punch it!

Dee Dee

[Dee Dee speeds the Falcon Fury through until it breaks through and enters a hidden prehistoric island called Mystery Island.]

Wow. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem.

Dynomutt

Which appears to be Mesozoic.

Dynomutt

[A pterodactyl flies by and screeches at the gang before getting slammed by the jet. Scooby yelps in shock and sees more pterodactyls crashing into the Falcon Fury.]

Just land the ship, Dee Dee!

Shaggy

[The Falcon Force arrive on Mystery Island and they step out the Falcon Fury to find the third skull of Cerberus]

OK, Falcon Force, good luck! Bring back that skull! Scooby and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.

Brian

Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We're literally superheroes.

Shaggy

[chuckles]

No, you don't get it. We're chickens and we always stick together, so we're staying here. [sees Scooby about to leave the ship] Scoob?

Brian

Scoob's clearly important to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.

Scooby

Yeah. I'm the key.

Shaggy

The key? You're not the key. You're my best friend. At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.

Scooby

[cross]

My collar? You gave me the nod!

Shaggy

But I didn't think you'd really do it!

Scooby

Just come with us.

Shaggy

"Us"?! You're an "us" now?! Well, what happened to us-us?!

Scooby

Raggy.

Shaggy

You need to choose. Now, I'm staying on the ship. Are you staying with me, or going with them?

Scooby

That's not fair!

Shaggy

[angrily]

Choose! [Scooby scowls at him and leaves off with the Falcon Force to find the skull] I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! "You can't count on friendship!" [Scooby feels saddened at the statement as he walks off]

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Captain Caveman

[As Scooby and Brian continue to find the third Cerberus skull, they encounter Captain Caveman]

Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.

Scooby

Uh, we understand you perfectly.

Captain Caveman

Oh, word? No disrespect. So, what brings you guys to Mystery Island?

Scooby

We're looking for a skull.

Brian

Yeah, it's about a yea high and full of sharp, pointy teeth.

Captain Caveman

You mean the slaghoople?

Both

Um, sure.

Captain Caveman

Why didn't you say so? Follow me. And mind the pterodactyl droppings.

Captain Caveman

[A pterodactyl poops as it flies by and the poop lands in front of them, much to Scooby and Brian's disgust]

But if you get some on you, rub it in. It's just like lotion.

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Shaggy

[On the Falcon Fury, Shaggy walks through the atrium]

Huh?

Young Shaggy

[A holographic person pushes a tray labeled, "For Incineration", with two canisters and Scooby's collar. Shaggy grabs the collar and gazes at it with a sad whistful expression. A flashback shows his young self putting the collar on puppy Scooby, then hugging him]

I'll never leave you. No matter what.

Fred

[In the present, Shaggy continues to stare sadly at Scooby's collar in his hands. He hears a horn honking and puts the collar in his pocket. Outside, Fred waves from the Mystery Machine]

Hey!

Shaggy

[happily]

Fred?

Fred

Shaggy?

Shaggy

Fred!

Fred

Shaggy! [hugs him]

Shaggy

How'd you get here? And where are Daphne and Velma?

Fred

Dastardly kidnapped us, and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool! Never mind. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?

Shaggy

No, he's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break, and you've missed a lot.

Fred

Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger, and Dastardly is on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.

Shaggy

Dastardly? Then we can't let that happen.

Fred

Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo. [motions to the Mystery Machine]

Captain Caveman

[Scooby and Brian followed Captain Caveman to the arena]

As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the arena]

Scooby

Brian, we found the last skull!

Brian

Mission accomplished! Now, if you would give us a hand carrying out, we'll take it back to our jet.

Captain Caveman

Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle, and that's me.

Scooby

You?

Brian

Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.

Scooby

Doesn't sound heroic.

Brian

[to Captain Caveman]

Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.

Captain Caveman

Oh, I've got friends, and they do like a good show.

Captain Caveman

[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a group of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle]

All right now, let's get our fight on!

Brian

[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle starts]

Come at me, little man!

Captain Caveman

[The caveman group gasp in shock]

Little?! Did you just call me little?!

Scooby

No, he said big.

Brian

I did call you little, pipsqueak.

Scooby

He said big squeak.

Captain Caveman

You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur, then jumps into the air] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!

Captain Caveman

[He flies down and struck Brian with his club, leaving half of his body in the ground]

I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [hits Brian, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!

Dynomutt

[as he and Dee Dee witness the battle]

Brian! Come on.

Brian

Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.

Cavewomen Cheerleaders

Ra ra, ra ra ra!

Brian

[gets up from underneath the piece of the wall]

Scooby, help!

Scooby

What do I do?!

Brian

Use the suit thingies!

Captain Caveman

[lands on the piece of the wall]

Who's your captain?

Cavewomen Cheerleaders

Captain Caveman!

Captain Caveman

[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby, when Scooby himself presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]

Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins him] Spin it to win it!

Scooby

I want my Raggy!

Dee Dee

[Captain Caveman spins him like a top until his super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment]

You make a break for the skull, I'll pick up Brian and Scooby.

Dynomutt

On it.

Dee Dee

[as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off]

Leave him alone! [activates her stick and fights Captain Caveman]

Captain Caveman

I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!

Dynomutt

[The Mystery Machine, ridden by Fred and Shaggy rides into the stadium]

Uh...

Shaggy

Look out!

Captain Caveman

[Fred moves the van around where the skull is and stops]

Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!

Shaggy

[gets out of the Mystery Machine]

Scooby!

Scooby

Raggy? How'd you get here?

Shaggy

No, let me go first. Scoob-

Dynomutt

[interrupting]

Where did that anachronistic van come from?

Shaggy

Fred brought it, but that's not important.

Dee Dee

[puzzled]

How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole? [Fred gets out of the Mystery Machine]

Shaggy

I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred because…

Brian

[confused]

Who's Fred?

Shaggy

[continued]

…right now, I need to tell Scoob—

Fred

[in Dastardly's voice; laughs]

Not me! [kicks Shaggy to the ground with his foot, snares Scooby with a catch pole, and rips himself off, revealing Dastardly]

Shaggy, Brian, Dynomutt and Dee Dee

[In unison, shocked]

Dick Dastardly?!

Dastardly

That's right, and your "foolish" friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]

Shaggy

[looks up]

Oh, no!

Dastardly

[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]

If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

Scooby

[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]

RAGGY!!!!

Shaggy

SCOOBY!!!!

Dastardly

Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

Brian

[The Rottens throw out Daphne, Velma and the real Fred out of the airship, but Dee Dee and Dynomutt catch Daphne and Velma]

Whoa, nice catch! [Fred lands in his arms] 'Sup?

Dastardly

Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.

Brian

Well, good thing we have one!

Dastardly

Oh, do you now? [evilly laughs as he gets on the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies away]

Brian

There's something about the way he said, "do you?" [Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Dynomutt, Dee Dee and Velma looks at him] and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.

Brian

[Scene switches to the Falcon Force and Mystery Inc. on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed they shocked] [groans and drops Fred]

I hate it when I'm right.

Dynomutt

We're lucky it doesn't happen often.

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Scooby

[After Fred, Daphne Velma and Shaggy and the Falcon Force crash the Mystery Machine in Athens]

No! NO!

Dick Dastardly

I told you, you were the most important dog in the world. Now, let me show you why! [begins moving Scooby, forcing him to place his paw on the gate to the underworld, in which he does] And the slipper fits! [The gate to the underworld activates] It's happening! It's finally happening!

Dastardly

[As the gate to the underworld opens, a gigantic monstrous three-headed dog, Cerberus, comes out. Dastardly gasps while Scooby is shocked before Cerberus howls fearsomely, snarling threateningly]

Uh, oh! Little more than I bargained for! [Cerberus growls again; intimidated, to Scooby] If I were you, I'd RUUUUUUUUUUN!
[Everyone starts to panic, scream and run away from the giant Cerberus, while Scooby runs with the other civilians away from Cerberus, Dastardly runs to hide by the gate to the underworld]

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Scooby

[Scooby frees the gang from the crashed Mystery Machine]

You guys are alive!

Shaggy

Scooby-Doo!

Daphne

[Shaggy hugs him]

Scooby!

Fred

Ya-hoo!

Daphne

[The rest of the gang comes in for a group hug]

Oh, thank goodness. The gang is finally back together.

Shaggy

[to Scooby]

Buddy, I never meant to…

Scooby

I know. Me neither.

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Dynomutt

Brian, what are you doing back here?

Brian

[pulls out his phone]

Calling my dad. [Dynomutt, not amused, turns off the call.] Hey!

Dynomutt

You don’t need your dad.

Brian

Yes, I do. Alright? He’s the hero. I’m not. I can’t win this.

Dynomutt

So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!

Shaggy

[They see Scooby and Shaggy running in a chariot from Cerberus]

I'm terrified!

Scooby

Why are we taking on Cerberus?!

Dynomutt

Well, in their own unique way.

Brian

So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes? [Dynomutt nods.] Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment. My real hero moment!

Dynomutt

And it’s my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon?

Brian

[Brian smiles softly at Dynomutt and the two grab hands.] [sniffs]

Okay, now I’m crying.

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Shaggy

[when Scooby, Shaggy, Mystery Inc. and Falcon Force defeat Cerberus by using the Rottens as bowling balls to make it slip and fall back into the realm of the Underworld]

Man, looks like we just spared the world!

Scooby

[chuckles]

Bowling puns!

Shaggy

[he and Scooby fistbump]

This is so us!

Shaggy

[Everyone shuts the gate to the Underworld, trapping Cerberus]

OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?

Velma

One of you has to hold the gates shut here…

Daphne

…while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.

Shaggy

[distraught]

What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?

Velma

Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.

Daphne

But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.

Fred

That's you, Shaggy.

Scooby

[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]

There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.

Shaggy

No.

Shaggy

[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with everyone looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]

It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.

Scooby

[worried]

No!

Shaggy

[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock] [grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down]

Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]

Scooby

[horrified]

No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!

Scooby

[Scooby gasps, after the gate to the Underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate, then saddened]

Raggy.

Shaggy

Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.
[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]

Scooby

[sobs]

Raggy... [Daphne, Velma and Scooby sobbing]

Velma

Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?

Daphne

[looks Scooby in the eyes]

I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]

Velma

But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?

Fred

He must have built a way out.

Daphne

[looking behind Velma]

Uh, guys?

Velma

[A statue of Alexander the Great and Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]

It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."

Dynomutt

"...so, my friend, it's time to return home."

Velma

Maybe Scooby should give it a try.

Scooby

[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]

Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.

Scooby

[A door magically unlocks and opens to reveal Shaggy, who is unharmed]

Raggy?

Shaggy

[Cerberus's paw kicks him out and closes the door as the statue disappears]

Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.

Scooby

[relieved]

Raggy! [laughs in joy]

Shaggy

Scooby-Doo!

Daphne

[Scooby runs up to Shaggy and hugs him as do the gang]

I love you guys!

Daphne

[Dee Dee laughs]

You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.

Shaggy

[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby's neck as Scooby himself smiles]

Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.

Velma

Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.

Dynomutt

[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Brian, which he exclaims in pain]

Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.

Dastardly

[angrily]

Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!

Muttley

[Two flying Rottens, who had captured Dastardly and Muttley, lower them in front of the gang on knees] [grumbles]

Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!

Brian

Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly. [towards him]

Shaggy

Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]

All

[In unison, shocked]

Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]

Daphne

Wow, that is a solid impersonation. [Fred looks at her]

Simon Cowell

[last words]

Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats. [Muttley sniffs]

Velma

This makes no sense. [Scooby, Shaggy, Dusty, Daphne, Fred, Brian, Dee Dee and Dynomutt looks at her she walks towards him beside Muttley] How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [she pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dick Dastardly!]

All

[In unison, shocked]

Dick Dastardly?! [Velma nod and walked back]

Dastardly

[failing his Simon Cowell's disguise]

Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]

Brian

[to Dastardly]

You are coming with us.