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Fred Jones: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
Shaggy Rogers: Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.
Daphne Blake: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
Scooby-Doo: I was also gonna say lunch.
Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
Scooby: I told you I needed a walk.
Velma Dinkley: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Scooby: I handle our accounting.
Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
Simon Cowell: [comes in the diner and sits down with them] Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell. [pulls out his phone and plays Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper]
Shaggy and Scooby: [singing] In the shallow In the shallow
Shaggy: [continues singing] I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
Fred: Cool.
Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
Daphne: Aw.
Simon Cowell: And Velma's got the smarts and technical savvy.
Velma: Thanks.
Simon Cowell: But you two aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
Scooby: But you got us back at "sandwich."
Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
Daphne: But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.
Shaggy: Yeah, and like, what's more valuable than friendship?
Simon Cowell: Literally, anything. You can't count on friendship. People change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.
Scooby: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted. [he and Shaggy leave the diner]
Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.
Fred: Come on, guys.
Velma: He didn't mean it.
Scooby: [comes back for the fries] No fries for you. Hmm! [leaves]
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