Zac Efron movie quotes

View Quote Shaggy and Scooby were taken?

View Quote What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?

View Quote All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?

View Quote Ronnie, I need your help. Because as much as I know about laptops, I don't know shit about computers...

View Quote Ronnie Greenbaum: She's like some sort of modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.
Matt Brody: The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum: No.

View Quote Matt Brody: Hey, I'm Matt Brody!
Summer Quinn: And not a single **** was given...

View Quote Gabriella: Prom's back in Alberquerque.... What are you doing here?
Troy: My prom is wherever you are.

View Quote Sharpay: Hey, Troy when's the big game?
Troy: Ummm...Yesterday.
Sharpay: Well, good luck. Toodles!

View Quote Troy: Why do you keep saying goodbye?
Gabriella: [sighs] I love you Wildcat, but I need to stay right where I am, I'm sorry. [hangs up clearly upset]

View Quote Troy Bolton: No, but seriously guys. This summer I got to make bank.

View Quote Troy: You think you've got me all figure out? Well, you don't! And I don't answer to you!
Chad: Well, maybe you should start answering to yourself. We have been like brothers since preschool. If I don't know who you are these days then who does?

View Quote Troy: How's your show going?
Sharpay: How's it going? My show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.

View Quote Cousin Nick: ****in' sucks dick about grandma, huh? Old woman ****in' murdered like that.
Jason Kelly: I think she had cancer.
Cousin Nick: We'll never know the truth.
Jason Kelly: We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years.
Cousin Nick: You don't just die from cancer, Jason.

View Quote Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer, it's got its upsides.
Dick Kelly: You know what I'd rather do?
Jason Kelly: What?
Dick Kelly: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a **** hot air balloon.

View Quote Dick Kelly: We have a long-standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously, I've got the bigger three-wood.
Lenore: Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly: Holy shit.

View Quote Sorry, little darlin'. Hope I didn’t dent your 'do. From "Ladies Choice" Hey little girl lookin' for a sale,
Test drive this American male
It's gonna take cash to fill my tank,
So let's crack open your piggy bank!

View Quote Hey little girl lookin' for a sale,
Test drive this American male
It's gonna take cash to fill my tank,
So let's crack open your piggy bank!
Once I was a selfish fool who never understood
I never looked inside myself,
But on the outside, I looked good!

View Quote Mr. Flak: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you’d like to share with the rest of the class Patrick Henry’s immortal last words?
Link: [pause] Kiss my ass?
[Amber gasps in shock]

View Quote (sitting on a tree branch with Alice) I think you’re nice.

View Quote (making out with Alice on a picnic table) Wait, there’s people everywhere.

View Quote Mike: Why aren’t you on my side, Dave?
Dave: What? I’m done with this shit, man. I’m not doing our stupid speech. In fact, I’m quitting our liquor business. There it is!
Mike: Really?
Dave: Yeah.
Mike: And what are you gonna do?
Dave: I’m gonna draw!! I’m gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom’s gonna help me cover the rent! BOOM!
Mike: (stands up) You traitor!
Cousin Terry: (out on stage) I ain’t gotta rehearse! I know how to eat dinner! (the wedding party laughs uproariously) Keith, can you turn me up a little bit? (Keith accidentally presses a wrong button to Mike’s and Dave’s microphones on the speaker system)
Mike: You turn your back on me when everyone else does. Backstabbing, treacherous lying coward!
Cousin Terry: Ooh, I don’t think they know they’re on.
Burt: What? Where is that coming from?
Keith: I don’t know what I did!
Dave: It doesn’t matter, Mike. You’re losing your mind! You just tried to poison our cousin Terry! (the adults gasp)
Cousin Terry: Try a little harder. Am I right?
Mike: You’re goddamn right I did! Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that stage.
Burt: That is unacceptable. Oh, th-the mics are on, boys.
Mike: I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe.
Burt: The mics are on!
Dave: You’re just **** pissed off because Tatiana finger-diddled Terry!
Cousin Terry: There it is!
Tatiana: It was for tickets to Rihanna!
Dave: You’re sad, man. You are sad.
Mike: I’m gonna kick your ass just like when we were kids! (Mike charges Dave and Dave punches Mike to the floor) You wanna go?!
Dave: Don’t do it!
Mike: These are coming your way!
Dave: Just stop! (punches Mike a second time)
Rosie: God, that had to hurt!
Dave: Don’t do it again! (the pattern continues with Mike rushing at Dave and Dave punching Mike)
Mike: Why do you keep punching me?!
Dave: Why do you keep rushing at me?!
Becky: Ooh. Get him, Dave. Oops, who said that?
Mike: (enraged) This wedding is going to Hell!
Burt: Yes.
Mike: They’re out there, smiling like **** idiots, and they don’t realize the bride is getting off at massage parlors like a goddamn Vietnam War veteran! (Becky breaks her glass due to her excessive pressure)
Eric: I think they misunderstood what happened. I think they just misunderstood.
Mike: I walked in and saw little Jeanie, the bride-to-be, orgasming. The masseuse got her off!
Eric: GODDAMN IT!! (rushes off) Jeanie!
Mike: I HATE YOU!!! (shoves Dave straight into the middle of the stage where Cousin Terry is giving her speech prior, only to be discovered by Burt)

View Quote Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.

View Quote Pete: Bros before hoes.
Pete: Junk before Trunk.
Teddy: Balls before dolls.
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
Teddy: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Pete: These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy: Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy: Male erection before One Direction.
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete: Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy: Sports before genital warts.
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.

View Quote Teddy: Oh, there he is. (He is about to punch him but Pete dodges)
Pete: Holy shit.
Teddy: I’m just kidding. Sort of.
Pete: What’s up, man?
Teddy: Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP.
Pete: I… I had this… I had this job interview, so…
Teddy: No, no, clearly you had more important things to do.
Pete: Yeah. So, how'd the meeting go?
Teddy: Oh, it went great. It went great. We’re on probation. We can’t party.
Pete: Shit. That’s a bummer.
Teddy: Mmm-hmm.
Pete: So, are-are we… are we cool with what happened last night?
Teddy: Bros before hoes. Right?
Pete: Yeah.
Teddy: Right?
Pete: Yeah, man.
Teddy: Junk before trunk.
Pete: All right, balls before dolls.
Teddy: Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Pete: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Teddy: Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Pete: Masturbate before I ask her to date.
Teddy: Beef stew before watching The View.
Pete: Male erection before One Direction.
Teddy: Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Pete: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Teddy: Man purses before regular purses.
Pete: Makes sense.
Teddy: Yeah.
Pete: Okay.
Teddy: It does.
Pete: Sports before genital warts… No, ****in’. That’s bad.
Teddy: That was a little weird.
Pete: I’m fading a little bit.
Teddy: John Madden before…
Both: Jasmine from Aladdin!
Teddy Yes! (He and Pete give each other a high-five) We just said it at the same time!
Pete: All right, man. I should probably… But I’ll see you back at the house, yeah?
Teddy: See you, brother.
Pete: All right. Good talk, man.
Teddy: Later.