Chad quotes from High School Musical (2006)

Chad

Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?

Who's Michael Crawford?

Chad

Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical twenty-seven times. And she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Yeah, not on it, in it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.

Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?

Chad

I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind Troy! [Ms. Falstaff peers around the corner] It's foreign territory.

Chad

Yeah, and Zeke? Zeke is baking. Crème brûlée.

Oh, what's that?

Zeke

Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a carmelized surface. It's really satisfying.

Chad

Shut up, Zeke!

Chad

Spider Bill Netrine, Class of '72. He was the MVP in the league championship game.

Zeke

Sam Nedler, Class of '02. Also known as "Sammy Slamma Jamma." Captain, MVP of the league championship team.

"The Thunder Clap," Hap Hadden, Class of '95. Led the Wildcats to back-to-back city championships. A legend.

Chad

Yes, Legends, one and all. But do you think that these Wildcat legends became legends, by getting involved in musical auditions, just days before the league championships?

Get your head in the game!

Chad

No. These Wildcat legends became legends, because they never took their eye off the prize.

Get your head in the game!

Chad

Now who was the first sophomore ever to make starting varsity?

Troy!

Chad

So who voted him team captain this year?

Us!

Chad

And who is going to get their sorry butts kicked at Friday's championship game, if Troy's worried about an audition?

We are.