Sharpay
How dare she (Gabriella) sign up? I've already picked out the colors for my dressing room!
And, she hasn't even asked our permission to join the drama club.
Sharpay
Someone's got to tell her the rules.
Exactly. [beat] And what are the rules?
Sharpay
Evaporate, tall person!
Sharpay
I would rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke
But wouldn't that hurt?
I... don't know what's going on here, but in any event, it is far too late, and we have not got a pianist.
Well, that's show biz.
We'll sing without a piano.
Oh no you won't. Pianist here, Ms. Darbus.
Sharpay
You really don't want to do that.
Oh yes, I really do. [Runs back to the piano] Ready on stage!
Sharpay
Oh!
Now that's show biz!
