Dirty Grandpa (2016) · 15 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Dirty Grandpa (2016): in 5 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Dick Kelly (4)
****in' sucks dick about grandma, huh? Old woman ****in' murdered like that.
Jason Kelly I think she had cancer.
We'll never know the truth.
Jason Kelly We absolutely know the truth. Grandma had cancer for ten years.
You don't just die from cancer, Jason.
Jason Kelly Being a corporate lawyer, it's got its upsides.
You know what I'd rather do?
Jason Kelly What?
I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a **** hot air balloon.
We have a long-standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously, I've got the bigger three-wood.
Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina.
Jason Kelly Holy shit.
Jason Kelly Well, how do I look?
Like the keynote speaker at a butt-**** convention.
You're like some sort of **** blocking terminator sent back from the future to **** block humans.
Jason Kelly Ah, got ya.
The robots should've sent you instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you could've **** blocked John Conners' parents and he never would've been born.
Jason Kelly Shut up Grandpa. Shut up.
