Pete
Bros before hoes.
Pete
Junk before Trunk.
Teddy
Balls before dolls.
Pete
Padres before I sleep with two Madres.
Teddy
Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Pete
These nuts before skinny sluts.
Teddy
Masturbate before ask her to date.
Pete
Beef stew before watching The View.
Teddy
Male erection before One Direction.
Pete
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie.
Teddy
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Pete
Man purses before regular purses.
Teddy
Sports before genital warts.
Pete
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin.
Teddy
Oh, there he is. (He is about to punch him but Pete dodges)
Pete
Holy shit.
Teddy
I’m just kidding. Sort of.
Pete
What’s up, man?
Teddy
Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP.
Pete
I… I had this… I had this job interview, so…
Teddy
No, no, clearly you had more important things to do.
Pete
Yeah. So, how'd the meeting go?
Teddy
Oh, it went great. It went great. We’re on probation. We can’t party.
Pete
Shit. That’s a bummer.
Teddy
Mmm-hmm.
Pete
So, are-are we… are we cool with what happened last night?
Teddy
Bros before hoes. Right?
Pete
Yeah.
Teddy
Right?
Pete
Yeah, man.
Teddy
Junk before trunk.
Pete
All right, balls before dolls.
Teddy
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Pete
Brad Pitt before Grab Glit.
Teddy
Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Pete
Masturbate before I ask her to date.
Teddy
Beef stew before watching The View.
Pete
Male erection before One Direction.
Teddy
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Pete
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy.
Teddy
Man purses before regular purses.
Pete
Makes sense.
Teddy
Yeah.
Pete
Okay.
Teddy
It does.
Pete
Sports before genital warts… No, ****in’. That’s bad.
Teddy
That was a little weird.
Pete
I’m fading a little bit.
Teddy
John Madden before…
B Both
Jasmine from Aladdin!
Teddy Yes! (He and Pete give each other a high-five) We just said it at the same time!
Pete
All right, man. I should probably… But I’ll see you back at the house, yeah?
Teddy
See you, brother.
Pete
All right. Good talk, man.
Teddy
Later.
